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Dead Men Roll No Crits

On the Dead Men Roll No Crits Podcast, five friends band together to play through the beloved "Skull and Shackles" Adventure Path, converted for Pathfinder 2E / Second Edition. DMRNC is funded by our wonderful Cosmic Crit Patreon subscribers and is on a public release delay. To catch up on the crew's pirate adventures and participate in the show, consider joining the Cosmic Crit Patreon.

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Warning: This podcast is a series podcast

This means episodes are recommended to be heard in order from the very start. Here's the 10 best episodes of the series anyway though!

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Ep. 0 | It’s Always Sunny in Port Peril

THAR SHE BLOWS! It's the first episode, ‘Episode Zero’, of Cosmic Crit’s 2nd Edition Pathfinder actual play podcast of the “Skull and Shackles” adventure path!


22 Apr 2021

Rank #1

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Ep. 1 | Hanto my Tears, The Pirateman Said

Here in episode 1 the four PCs find out what cruel fate has befallen them aboard a Pirate Ship. meanwhile we learn that Hanto has problems with piratical authority figures.

1hr 19mins

22 Apr 2021

Rank #2

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Ep. 2 | How To Gain Friends & Influence Pirates

Welcome to Episode number 2 of the podcast: Dead Men roll No Crits! That podcast name is especially true this episode as the 4 adventurers here decide not to start any fights. Instead they get their tasks on the ship and get to work! In this episode we meet the likes of Jack Scrimshaw, Sandara Quinn, 'Fishguts' Kroop and a whole host of other Pirate NPCS.

1hr 31mins

22 Apr 2021

Rank #3

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Ep. 3 | Hanto Train Your Dragon

This week on Dead Men Roll No Crits, we travel back in time to one of the first recordings that we did for the podcast. GM Patrick and Seth sat down to go over the backstory of Hanto, the Lizardfolk Monk, and talke a bit about his origin.

1hr 17mins

22 Apr 2021

Rank #4

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Ep. 4 | Clock, The Stock, and Two Smoking Crits

We are back aboard the Wormwood this week as the crew faces challenges from the likes of ole' Itchy Toe Greg! We are joined by our first special guest, Drew from Cosmic Crit!

1hr 44mins

22 Apr 2021

Rank #5

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Ep. 5 | Elaerys D. and the Lockpick of Destiny

The junior crew of the Wormwood is trying their best to pilfer back their gear stolen when pressganged, by hook or by crook! There is a combat for the ages in this episode, as one lucky member of the crew gets to fight a brutal brute for pirate sport! Dead Men Roll No Crits, but this week the players best hope that they do!

1hr 36mins

22 Apr 2021

Rank #6

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Ep. 6 | Elaerys and the City of a Thousand Statues

This weeks episode we are taking another interlude to discover the backstory of one of the player characters. This week we find out about how a city-girl from Magnimar made her way to Port Peril. That's right, its time to learn all about Elaerys Delqarin!

1hr 17mins

22 Apr 2021

Rank #7

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Ep. 7 | Deep Blue Sea Monsters

On this week's episode a storm threaten's the crew of the Wormwood, as the tempest seas seek another victim for the briny depths. Who knows what monsters lie just beneath the surface waiting for an unsuspecting party to dip their toes in the water. Find out in this week's episode!

1hr 51mins

29 Apr 2021

Rank #8

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Ep. 8 | The War of the Rosie Cusswell

On this week's episode we are joined by none other than Paizo's Starfinder Developer, and accomplished Pathfinder author Jason Keeley as he lends his voice and time to bring to life one of the most amazing pirate NPCs in this entire adventure path! Though this episode is not all fun and games, as behind all this Mr. Plugg is plotting an incident with far reaching consequences!

1hr 50mins

6 May 2021

Rank #9

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Ep. 9 | The Dead Man’s Promise

This week's episode is no sweat, as Hanto is locked inside a box, the party is turning into cats, and the entire crew of the Wormwood seems to be against them. What is a pirate to do except roll with the waves and try to survive???

2hr 11mins

13 May 2021

Rank #10