Rank #1: 237: A Well-Balanced Breakfast
Why have I become nocturnal? How do I write in a book? Where does the phrase "the high seas" come from? Which fruits are breakfast fruits? How do I help my mom appreciate art? How do I deal with negativity on social media? How big would googly eyes need to be to see them on the moon? John Green and Hank Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!
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Apr 27 2020
40mins
Rank #2: 212: The Billionaire Cactus Ghost
What can I do with my cactus costume? What do you do when people you don't know recognize you? Why are all the ghosts so old? Where do grownups keep their potatoes? Are there ghosts on Mars? How do I make my career choice not sound boring? Is climate change for real? Hank Green and John Green answer your questions!
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Oct 28 2019
40mins
Rank #3: 218: Hank & John's Airport Stories
Why shouldn't I take my temperature after I eat? Will my fingerprint grow back? How will COPPA affect Crash Course? Can my bottle of frozen water get through TSA? At what age are you supposed to use the money in your piggy bank? What are the noises that landlines make when you dial a number? Could Bill Gates cure cancer? Will stickers be our civilization's cave art? Hank Green and John Green have answers!
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Dec 09 2019
40mins
Rank #4: 137: Manhole & Me
Why am I in Seattle? Why are bricks stacked that way in walls? Is nihilism hilarious? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
Apr 23 2018
45mins
Rank #5: 66: A Great Bit of Oratory
How do I keep enjoying music I enjoyed with an ex? How do I recover from being doused in bull semen? What are my responsibilities when people ask me to watch their stuff? And more!
Oct 17 2016
51mins
Rank #6: 213: Baddy One Shoe
Why don't we sink in sand? How do I not freak out about all the time I'm wasting? Do naughty people only wear one shoe? Why do microwaves rotate food? Am I up or down for whatever? My boyfriend doesn't know who Elon Musk is? What would happen if we immediately halted single-use plastics? John Green and Hank Green answer your questions!
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Nov 04 2019
36mins
Rank #7: 236: Connoisseurs of Our Own Embarrassments
How do I stop being embarrassed by mail? How do I edit my grandpa's book? Is it selfish to cry on your birthday? How do I live in a place with bugs? What is something that took you an embarrassingly long time to find out? John Green and Hank Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!
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Apr 20 2020
38mins
Rank #8: 221: Favorites of the 2010s
In this special episode of the pod, John Green and Hank Green discuss their favorites of the past decade! Topics include:
- Favorite bookFavorite poemFavorite dad jokeFavorite TV showFavorite tripFavorite songsFavorite sports momentFavorite Cheeto Guy momentBest conversationFavorite weird enthusiasm
We'll be back to giving dubious advice next week, so send your questions to hankandjohn@gmail.com!
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Jan 06 2020
49mins
Rank #9: 215: The Big Card
Is it acceptable to put sugar on cottage cheese? Can a Ravenclaw wear Slytherin merch? How do I stop stressing about stress? How do we know what's at the center of the Earth? Should British people get a constitution? Why don't snow globes get moldy inside? Why do grocery stores have olive bars? Should I ask why I wasn't invited to a wedding? John Green and Hank Green give advice!
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Nov 18 2019
38mins
Rank #10: 220: Haunted Christmas Trees
Is it okay to go to your old house and ask if you can walk through it? How do you research? How do you interject in conversations smoothly? Can you unpickle a pickle? What should my rice crispy sculpture be? Can I enjoy religious music as an atheist? How do you sell yourself? Will this tree haunt us? John Green and Hank Green have answers!
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Dec 23 2019
37mins
Rank #11: 189: Weird Statistics
Do a lot of people swerve? What constitutes black coffee? How do I make mac and cheese if I don't have milk? What is the rage/luck relationship when it comes to pennies? How do I find out my therapist's name? Should I give books to people who don't like to read? How should I deal with family drama? How do I get my charger back? Is it time to rip off the Band-Aid? John and Hank have (dubious) advice!
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May 13 2019
48mins
Rank #12: 136: Wake Up Canadian
What should I wear to Hamilton? If you work a four-day week, do you still get a hump day? Are books a distorted mirror? And more!
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Apr 17 2018
47mins
Rank #13: 151: Dapper Dudes
How do I tell my boyfriend he's beautiful? Can I talk to my cousin's ex? How do I figure out my music taste? And more!
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Aug 20 2018
46mins
Rank #14: 149: Let's Be Mermaids
Where would you put an extra eye? How do I survive at home alone? Why is underwear a pair? And more!
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Aug 06 2018
46mins
Rank #15: 214: Crime Dentures
How do I make a film for dental school? What if my anglerfish doesn’t match my room decor? What should I do with a bag full of 1500 pictures of pregnant Harry Styles? Do I need to talk to my boss about the book they lent me? Can I zest a bit of lime at the store? Any podcast recommendations? What song should I blast through the church steeple? Hank Green and John Green give advice!
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Nov 11 2019
36mins
Rank #16: 18: Coming to Terms with Your Nerdiness
How do I balance my marriage with my career? What if your job isn't morally ambiguous? Is there something wrong with me if I am informed but also not sure who to vote for? But boy do we spend a lot of time on that first one because we clearly think about it a lot! Also...WATER ON MARS!
Oct 06 2015
43mins
Rank #17: 173: My Ghost Date, Timothy
What should I do at prom by myself? Can ghosts ride in cars? How do you end a voicemail? And more!
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Jan 21 2019
53mins
Rank #18: 175: Burn It All!!!!
What should I put in my journal? Should I sign a card for someone I don't know? What do I do when strangers tell me my shoes are untied? And more!
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Feb 04 2019
43mins
Rank #19: 172: Get in Touch with Your Glitter Side
How do I stop receiving so many Peeps? Why do I have to sneeze immediately after I put on mascara? How do I use a bus? And more!
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Jan 14 2019
42mins
Rank #20: 174: The Mysterious "Stolen" Car
Am I too old to race down hotel hallways? Is there a stranger in my attic? How do you make plans with a subgroup of friends? And more!
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Jan 28 2019
48mins