#078 Let's go camping, and get an abortion! Mosiah 1: A callback from the Plates of Ass     Shirtless and Magnificent(TM) Brother Benji     rewrites holy scripture.    Brother Jones accidentally appears in episode 2 of     "Mormon No More". And the Liahona makes a comeback,     but Smitty hasn't named it yet, so it sounds really stupid.     Other Riveting Banter:          Things that are NOT the responsibility of politicians.             Helaman and the Masters of the... Zarahemla?             Sister Patience and Brother Benji  profess their appreciation of actress Krysten Ritter.              The word "hitherto" and its overuse in the  temple presentation.        Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#078 Let's go camping, and get an abortion!</h2> <h3>Mosiah 1: A callback from the Plates of Ass</h3> Shirtless and Magnificent(TM) Brother Benji rewrites holy scripture. Brother Jones accidentally appears in episode 2 of "Mormon No More". And the Liahona makes a comeback, but Smitty hasn't named it yet, so it sounds really stupid. <h3> Other Riveting Banter: </h3> <ul> <li> Things that are NOT the responsibility of politicians. </li> <li> Helaman and the Masters of the... Zarahemla? </li> <li> Sister Patience and Brother Benji profess their appreciation of actress Krysten Ritter. </li> <li> The word "hitherto" and its overuse in the temple presentation. </li></ul> Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Let's go camping, and get an abortion!


#077 Roasting Saints #09 Obadiah Dogberry Esq narrowly escapes  the audacious power of Joseph Smith Bum-Leg Jr     The team also discuss the strange LDS economics     of New Zealand. To which the correct response is,     "Isn't it all strange?"     In lighter banter:          Sister Gigi tells how she came into posession of  Camilla the El Camino.              Brother Benji prepares for a Burning Man style "Regional Burn".             Sister Patience loses patience with the  Mormon Stories podcast. Sister Gigi defends it (1) as a sleep aid and (2) as background chatter  while doing chores.             Theme parks and immersive artwork installations.        Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#077 Roasting Saints #09</h2> <h3>Obadiah Dogberry Esq narrowly escapes the audacious power of Joseph Smith Bum-Leg Jr</h3> The team also discuss the strange LDS economics of New Zealand. To which the correct response is, "Isn't it all strange?" <h3> In lighter banter: </h3> <ul> <li> Sister Gigi tells how she came into posession of Camilla the El Camino. </li> <li> Brother Benji prepares for a Burning Man style "Regional Burn". </li> <li> Sister Patience loses patience with the Mormon Stories podcast. Sister Gigi defends it (1) as a sleep aid and (2) as background chatter while doing chores. </li> <li> Theme parks and immersive artwork installations. </li></ul> Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Roasting Saints #09


#076 Words of Mormon Limited Intelligence Model     The end of this 1 chapter book is a      giant sentence including: 4 verses, 172 words,     2 em dashes, 15 commas, and 4 semicolons.      Smitty now has so many plates flying around this story,     he can say anything. In confusion, he wins.     Sister Patience learns that Utah has a Jordan River     so it can pretend it's Palestine.      Sidetracks include a nine legged horse, and    a fake Southern California punk band called    The Tijuana Girly Show.    Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#076 Words of Mormon</h2> <h3>Limited Intelligence Model</h3> The end of this 1 chapter book is a giant sentence including: 4 verses, 172 words, 2 em dashes, 15 commas, and 4 semicolons. Smitty now has so many plates flying around this story, he can say anything. In confusion, he wins. Sister Patience learns that Utah has a Jordan River so it can pretend it's Palestine. Sidetracks include a nine legged horse, and a fake Southern California punk band called The Tijuana Girly Show. Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Words of Mormon


#075 Roasting Saints #08 (I|Mo)ronic Priesthood     Smitty takes his boy-toy Chowdery out into the forest,    and hypnotically convinces him they were both visited    by John the Baptist. Naturally they both get wet.     Back in the real world, disharmony in Harmony    provokes Smitty to find a sweet gig elsewhere. He    and Mr Slave (Chowdery), get free lodgings and food,    just to write fiction all day. They didn't even need to do    chores!     Upon completion of his amazing new golden plate prop, Smitty    convinces his dad to try it out on Mary Whitmore. It worked    so well, he eventually used it on 8 other people! He had    surpassed Moses, because sometimes the sacred items in    his hefted box could be inspected! And he really enjoyed    inspecting boxes.    Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#075 Roasting Saints #08</h2> <h3>(I|Mo)ronic Priesthood</h3> Smitty takes his boy-toy Chowdery out into the forest, and hypnotically convinces him they were both visited by John the Baptist. Naturally they both get wet. Back in the real world, disharmony in Harmony provokes Smitty to find a sweet gig elsewhere. He and Mr Slave (Chowdery), get free lodgings and food, just to write fiction all day. They didn't even need to do chores! Upon completion of his amazing new golden plate prop, Smitty convinces his dad to try it out on Mary Whitmore. It worked so well, he eventually used it on 8 other people! He had surpassed Moses, because sometimes the sacred items in his hefted box could be inspected! And he really enjoyed inspecting boxes. Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Roasting Saints #08


#074 Melting Room, Angry Ferrets Omni 1     Smitty triple-downs on the whole Arabs in ancient America    thing. We buy a vowel and meet Coriantumr, a dating app for    coriander lovers. God makes the people of    Zarahemla "chink" into rock    rather than fancy metal, which is at least more durable    than the silly gold the Nephites were using. The people of    Zarahemla breed like tribbles (impossible) and become numerous.     Sister Gigi gets sprayed by a skunk who's diet included,    "a hellish kind of basil grown by Satan himself".     Brother Jones explains why he dislikes ferrets!     Memorable Quote:     Sister Gigi: "The book of Omni is just men who finish too quickly."    Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#074 Melting Room, Angry Ferrets</h2> <h3>Omni 1</h3> Smitty triple-downs on the whole Arabs in ancient America thing. We buy a vowel and meet Coriantumr, a dating app for coriander lovers. God makes the people of Zarahemla "chink" into rock rather than fancy metal, which is at least more durable than the silly gold the Nephites were using. The people of Zarahemla breed like tribbles (impossible) and become numerous. Sister Gigi gets sprayed by a skunk who's diet included, "a hellish kind of basil grown by Satan himself". Brother Jones explains why he dislikes ferrets! <h3> Memorable Quote: </h3> Sister Gigi: "The book of Omni is just men who finish too quickly." Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Melting Room, Angry Ferrets


#073 Roasting Saints #07 I Saw Mommy Fisting Santa Claus     Oliver Cowdry has a go at translating.    But was it with the Urim and Thummim,    or Smitty's pet rock?     So, "heft your box", get "innoculized", and try not to look    "old like Skeletor".     Memorable Quote 1:     (re: crazy arguments of the faithful,    who then call sane people crazy for not "getting" it)     Sister Gigi: "Jesus Christ stop pissing on my leg and telling me it's rain!"     Sister Patience: "It's a spiritual golden shower, Gigi!"     Memorable Quote 2:     Sister Gigi: "He put his head into a hat, and pulled shit out of his ass, and that is the Book of Mormon."    Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#073 Roasting Saints #07</h2> <h3>I Saw Mommy Fisting Santa Claus</h3> Oliver Cowdry has a go at translating. But was it with the Urim and Thummim, or Smitty's pet rock? So, "heft your box", get "innoculized", and try not to look "old like Skeletor". <h3> Memorable Quote 1: </h3> (re: crazy arguments of the faithful, who then call sane people crazy for not "getting" it) Sister Gigi: "Jesus Christ stop pissing on my leg and telling me it's rain!" Sister Patience: "It's a spiritual golden shower, Gigi!" <h3> Memorable Quote 2: </h3> Sister Gigi: "He put his head into a hat, and pulled shit out of his ass, and that is the Book of Mormon." Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Roasting Saints #07


#072 Holland and Oaks try to save England Jarom 1     So Enos (pronounced like "penis"), spawned    Jarom (pronounced like "share 'em").    Smitty knew he had to skip some centuries in his    silly story, and Jarom was another of his non-sensical    lack-lustre stepping-stones.     This one chapter book is so badly written, that in verse 4,    Brother Jones messes up regurgitating Smitty's    double-reformed-Egyptian 3 times in a row.    And then conceeds to let Sister Patience read it, by saying,    "take it away, Gigi!".     We also discuss a few other things, like WTF is this    "second annointing" horseshit? Which inevitably leads to    the fateful tale of hippy-dippy performance duo "Holland and Oaks".     Memorable Quote:     Brother Jones (reading verse 7): "And it came to pass that they came many times against us - gross!"    Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#072 Holland and Oaks try to save England</h2> <h3>Jarom 1</h3> So Enos (pronounced like "penis"), spawned Jarom (pronounced like "share 'em"). Smitty knew he had to skip some centuries in his silly story, and Jarom was another of his non-sensical lack-lustre stepping-stones. This one chapter book is so badly written, that in verse 4, Brother Jones messes up regurgitating Smitty's double-reformed-Egyptian 3 times in a row. And then conceeds to let Sister Patience read it, by saying, "take it away, Gigi!". We also discuss a few other things, like WTF is this "second annointing" horseshit? Which inevitably leads to the fateful tale of hippy-dippy performance duo "Holland and Oaks". <h3> Memorable Quote: </h3> Brother Jones (reading verse 7): "And it came to pass that they came many times against us - gross!" Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Holland and Oaks try to save England


#071 Roasting Saints #06 Lucy Harris is Rad     Lucy Harris was a wonderfully sane person,    but the hosts of "Saints" make her sound crazy.    Gaslit from the grave.     Her arch nemesis - Lucy Mack (so many Lucys) -    posthumously retconned Harris as a witness    to the divinity of the Silly Book,    when she wasn't alive to contradict    the scam. And she knew it was a scam!     Even Lucy Harris' gravestone, which was    clearly made by Mormons, is a travesty. Gravestones    are supposed to have the date of death,    but they didn't know when she died!    They would have known, if she was a loved member    of their community, but she was likely not in contact with them much    after leaving her husband Martin, 6 years earlier.     Unfortunately, the only people to really record any of    Harris' history, was Lucy Mack and Co. Who had invested    interest in twisting this awesome skeptic into a    witness of The Book of Mormon.     The artwork for this episode is Sister Patience's    attempt to fix Lucy Harris' gravestone, while    still containing most of the biographical info (which    was largely about her descendants and husband because    they didn't know her at all).     This bonus episode from the "Roasting Saints" series    is in the regular feed, no pay-wall. If you'd like    to enjoy the 5 earlier episodes, they're very cheap,    on Patreon:  https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom      Memorable Quote:     Sister Gigi describing the feedback loop that occurs when mormonism creates communities:     "It's like Lord of the Flies, but with really ugly underwear."    Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#071 Roasting Saints #06</h2> <h3>Lucy Harris is Rad</h3> Lucy Harris was a wonderfully sane person, but the hosts of "Saints" make her sound crazy. Gaslit from the grave. Her arch nemesis - Lucy Mack (so many Lucys) - posthumously retconned Harris as a witness to the divinity of the Silly Book, when she wasn't alive to contradict the scam. And she knew it was a scam! Even Lucy Harris' gravestone, which was clearly made by Mormons, is a travesty. Gravestones are supposed to have the date of death, but they didn't know when she died! They would have known, if she was a loved member of their community, but she was likely not in contact with them much after leaving her husband Martin, 6 years earlier. Unfortunately, the only people to really record any of Harris' history, was Lucy Mack and Co. Who had invested interest in twisting this awesome skeptic into a witness of The Book of Mormon. The artwork for this episode is Sister Patience's attempt to fix Lucy Harris' gravestone, while still containing most of the biographical info (which was largely about her descendants and husband because they didn't know her at all). This bonus episode from the "Roasting Saints" series is in the regular feed, no pay-wall. If you'd like to enjoy the 5 earlier episodes, they're very cheap, on Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> <h3> Memorable Quote: </h3> Sister Gigi describing the feedback loop that occurs when mormonism creates communities: "It's like Lord of the Flies, but with really ugly underwear." Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Roasting Saints #06


#070 Flocks of Cattle Enos 1     It's 420 BC. Enos lights up,    and smokes a peace-pipe with God.    Then in a haze of insight, Enos    discusses amazing topics, including    "flocks of cattle".    Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#070 Flocks of Cattle</h2> <h3>Enos 1</h3> It's 420 BC. Enos lights up, and smokes a peace-pipe with God. Then in a haze of insight, Enos discusses amazing topics, including "flocks of cattle". Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Flocks of Cattle


#068 Sherem And The Masters of The New World Jacob 7     Preachers die. Doves cry. Sherem says truth, then thinks it's a lie.    Koalas have STIs. In this last chapter, we bid Jacob adieu!     Memorable Quote:     Sister Gigi: "Everybody's gotta put something down, man. It's like a chain letter that never ends."    Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#068 Sherem And The Masters of The New World</h2> <h3>Jacob 7</h3> Preachers die. Doves cry. Sherem says truth, then thinks it's a lie. Koalas have STIs. In this last chapter, we bid Jacob adieu! <h3> Memorable Quote: </h3> Sister Gigi: "Everybody's gotta put something down, man. It's like a chain letter that never ends." Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Sherem And The Masters of The New World


Reading &amp; Roasting the Book of Mormon, cover-to-cover.This podcast was started by two ex-religious friends: Paul (exmormon), and Patience (exvangelical). They met in high school when they were both still religious.Paul left the show after Episode 53, but Patience still wanted to know how the story ends!So, she's currently searching for a new co-host, and continues to ridicule this thing, with the help of exmormon randos from the internet.We read it, so you don't have to!#Reasons to stay home this Sunday#- https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/#Join the Blasphemy#- https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom#Patreon (Bonus Episodes)#- https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom#Twitter#- https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom#TikTok#- https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast#Instagram#- https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast#YouTube#- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA#Website#- https://bookofboredom.com/

#066 Gun-toting Chicken Little Jacob 6     Gigi, Jones, &amp; Patience read Jacob 6, while becoming distracted    with better conversations - full of meaning, laughter, song and even sadness.    Real life has the full range of emotions; the Book of Mormon flat-lines.     Memorable Quote 1:     Sister Gigi: "It's not all cucumbers and tomatoes, people! They're planting a seed of Jesus in you!"     Memorable Quote 2:     Brother Jones: "They didn't want to show Jesus as a vege!"     Sister Gigi: "Yeah what would they make him, an eggplant?"     Highs &amp; Lows:          Sister Gigi corrects some information from bonus episode "Roasting Saints #02" regarding nerve endings in bone. Thanks Dr. Brad!             We hear more about the "Visionary Man" that is Brother Jones' father.             Magical thinking and it's unfortunate consequences.     Spontaneous Vege Tales sing along!         Church missions that retired couples can go on together.             The tone deaf way the church handles tragedies.        Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#066 Gun-toting Chicken Little</h2> <h3>Jacob 6</h3> Gigi, Jones, &amp; Patience read Jacob 6, while becoming distracted with better conversations - full of meaning, laughter, song and even sadness. Real life has the full range of emotions; the Book of Mormon flat-lines. <h3> Memorable Quote 1: </h3> Sister Gigi: "It's not all cucumbers and tomatoes, people! They're planting a seed of Jesus in you!" <h3> Memorable Quote 2: </h3> Brother Jones: "They didn't want to show Jesus as a vege!" Sister Gigi: "Yeah what would they make him, an eggplant?" <h3> Highs &amp; Lows: </h3> <ul> <li> Sister Gigi corrects some information from bonus episode "Roasting Saints #02" regarding nerve endings in bone. Thanks Dr. Brad! </li> <li> We hear more about the "Visionary Man" that is Brother Jones' father. </li> <li> Magical thinking and it's unfortunate consequences. </li> <li>Spontaneous Vege Tales sing along!</li> <li> Church missions that retired couples can go on together. </li> <li> The tone deaf way the church handles tragedies. </li></ul> Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Gun-toting Chicken Little


#065 Roasting Saints #03 The Book of Mr Ed     Sister Divchina &amp; Brother Ed, help Sister Patience roast Episode 3 of "Saints".     Memorable Quote:     "He knows what God knows, and God knows that he knows what he knows, you know?"     Today Sister Patience learned:  Smitty apparently loved the bagpipes?         "Nuanced Mormon" is the Mormon equivalent of Catholocism's "Caffeteria Catholic".             About some Mormon apologist groups/individuals (not "nuanced"): "FairMormon", "Midnight Mormons", and the charismatic YouTube personality "Kwaku El".        Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#065 Roasting Saints #03</h2> <h3>The Book of Mr Ed</h3> Sister Divchina &amp; Brother Ed, help Sister Patience roast Episode 3 of "Saints". <h3> Memorable Quote: </h3> "He knows what God knows, and God knows that he knows what he knows, you know?" <h3> Today Sister Patience learned: </h3> <ul> <li>Smitty apparently loved the bagpipes?</li> <li> "Nuanced Mormon" is the Mormon equivalent of Catholocism's "Caffeteria Catholic". </li> <li> About some Mormon apologist groups/individuals (not "nuanced"): "FairMormon", "Midnight Mormons", and the charismatic YouTube personality "Kwaku El". </li></ul> Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Roasting Saints #03


#064 The Infamy of Elder Red-Light Jacob 5:37-77     How to buy an early ticket home from your mission    for the low price of banging a prostitute!     Brother Benjamin tells hilarious tales from    his mission to The Netherlands in the early 90s;    and how he slowly found himself ex-mormon in the    years that followed.     Then in the reading, Smitty moves on from frankensteining    a solitary olive tree, to franken-grafting the entire farm    so grotesquely he had to burn it down. Which was probably for the best.    He mistook the olive farm for a vineyard. Olive wine sounds hideous!     Memorable Quote 1:     Brother Benjamin: "I don't feel like we're gonna science our way out of this."     Memorable Quote 2:     Brother Benjamin: "They went and looked at some trees. And it came to pass, that the trees were shit"    Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#064 The Infamy of Elder Red-Light</h2> <h3>Jacob 5:37-77</h3> How to buy an early ticket home from your mission for the low price of banging a prostitute! Brother Benjamin tells hilarious tales from his mission to The Netherlands in the early 90s; and how he slowly found himself ex-mormon in the years that followed. Then in the reading, Smitty moves on from frankensteining a solitary olive tree, to franken-grafting the entire farm so grotesquely he had to burn it down. Which was probably for the best. He mistook the olive farm for a vineyard. Olive wine sounds hideous! <h3> Memorable Quote 1: </h3> Brother Benjamin: "I don't feel like we're gonna science our way out of this." <h3> Memorable Quote 2: </h3> Brother Benjamin: "They went and looked at some trees. And it came to pass, that the trees were shit" Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    The Infamy of Elder Red-Light


#062 Mormon Glory Holes Jacob 5:1-36     Smitty frankensteins the fuck out of an olive tree, and    winds up killing it. He should have left it alone.     Brother Jones tells Sister Patience about    two recent events in Utah.          The lighting up of the BYU "Y" in trans and pride colours.             Legislation to exclude trans-girls from participating in high-school sports.                We now have a TikTok! Please go follow us!https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast     Memorable Quote 1:     Brother Jones: "In verse 8 he says it doesn't matter if this thing dies, and then in verse 10 he's like, Oh no it's gonna die! Fuck'n make up your mind, Lord of the vineyard!"     Memorable Quote 2:     Brother Jones: "Patience, Patience. You are making a classic mistake. You are trying to logically look at this bullshit."     Highlights:  Walk like a Reformed Egyptian? Opa Mormon Style!         Stay just a little bit longer, and preserve some olive jam?             The harvest afterparty with the Lord of the Vineyard, his servant, and a lovely hay-loft...             In Mormonism, the special sauce is always seed.        Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#062 Mormon Glory Holes</h2> <h3>Jacob 5:1-36</h3> Smitty frankensteins the fuck out of an olive tree, and winds up killing it. He should have left it alone. Brother Jones tells Sister Patience about two recent events in Utah. <ol> <li> The lighting up of the BYU "Y" in trans and pride colours. </li> <li> Legislation to exclude trans-girls from participating in high-school sports. </li></ol> We now have a TikTok! Please go follow us! <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> <h3> Memorable Quote 1: </h3> Brother Jones: "In verse 8 he says it doesn't matter if this thing dies, and then in verse 10 he's like, Oh no it's gonna die! Fuck'n make up your mind, Lord of the vineyard!" <h3> Memorable Quote 2: </h3> Brother Jones: "Patience, Patience. You are making a classic mistake. You are trying to logically look at this bullshit." <h3> Highlights: </h3> <ul> <li>Walk like a Reformed Egyptian?</li> <li>Opa Mormon Style!</li> <li> Stay just a little bit longer, and preserve some olive jam? </li> <li> The harvest afterparty with the Lord of the Vineyard, his servant, and a lovely hay-loft... </li> <li> In Mormonism, the special sauce is always seed. </li></ul> Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Mormon Glory Holes


#060 Fornification Jacob 3-4     Sister Gigi tries to get a free Book of Mormon from the church without getting back on their records. Brother Jones improves the English language. Sister Patience loses patience with Smitty's shitty prose.     Sister Gigi's TikTok as promised in the episode. Have fun ya'll!  https://www.tiktok.com/@damnitgigi      Memorable Quote 1:     Sister Patience: "Hey Jones, say 'lasciviousness' 5 times really fast."     Brother Jones: "Fuck you Patience."     Memorable Quote 2:     Sister Gigi (paraphrasing a part of Jacob 4:10): "Seek not to counsel the Lord, bitch!"     Highlights:          The team learn what "lasciviousness" means, sort of.             Sister Gigi talks about Mormons preserving food; specifically beans, and even tuna!     Brad Sounds return! Satan with 3 mouths!         "God the Dick". A play in too many parts.          Stoney Baloney     If you want to see how the meaning of    "stone that the builders rejected" has evolved    over time, here's a journey!     In Psalms 118:22, the "stone" is the Jewish    people, despised as worthless by their neighbours.    God surprised all by using these discarded    building materials to defeat their enemies, and make their nation    great again. Such a political message. Which is unsurprising.     In Matthew 21:42, Jesus is trying to outwit some    Jewish scholars who didn't like him. He mixes this    quote from Psalms, with a silly parable of his own.    The "stone" is the title/blessings/birthright of being    "God's people". He's saying it will be given to    others more worthy than these scholars. Oooh scathing!     In Jacob 4:16-17, Smitty is saying the "stone" is    Jesus. A foundation to build a righteous people.    The "rejected" part was a reference to the unwelcome    reception Jesus faced from the Jewish    establishment in the New Testament.     This meaning Jesus never used; neither did the psalmist!     At this stage of the Book of Mormon story, Jesus'    birth is still 500 years in the future, and    these words were supposedly written by a Jew familiar    with just the Psalm.    So how any of it could make any "plain" simple    sense is rediculous.     Smitty betrays himself by including this    common Christian rhetoric/misinterpretation    in his boring story.    Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#060 Fornification</h2> <h3>Jacob 3-4</h3> Sister Gigi tries to get a free Book of Mormon from the church without getting back on their records. Brother Jones improves the English language. Sister Patience loses patience with Smitty's shitty prose. Sister Gigi's TikTok as promised in the episode. Have fun ya'll! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@damnitgigi" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@damnitgigi</a> <h3> Memorable Quote 1: </h3> Sister Patience: "Hey Jones, say 'lasciviousness' 5 times really fast." Brother Jones: "Fuck you Patience." <h3> Memorable Quote 2: </h3> Sister Gigi (paraphrasing a part of Jacob 4:10): "Seek not to counsel the Lord, bitch!" <h3> Highlights: </h3> <ul> <li> The team learn what "lasciviousness" means, sort of. </li> <li> Sister Gigi talks about Mormons preserving food; specifically beans, and even tuna! </li> <li>Brad Sounds return!</li> <li>Satan with 3 mouths!</li> <li> "God the Dick". A play in too many parts. </li> </ul> <h3> Stoney Baloney </h3> If you want to see how the meaning of "stone that the builders rejected" has evolved over time, here's a journey! In Psalms 118:22, the "stone" is the Jewish people, despised as worthless by their neighbours. God surprised all by using these discarded building materials to defeat their enemies, and make their nation great again. Such a political message. Which is unsurprising. In Matthew 21:42, Jesus is trying to outwit some Jewish scholars who didn't like him. He mixes this quote from Psalms, with a silly parable of his own. The "stone" is the title/blessings/birthright of being "God's people". He's saying it will be given to others more worthy than these scholars. Oooh scathing! In Jacob 4:16-17, Smitty is saying the "stone" is Jesus. A foundation to build a righteous people. The "rejected" part was a reference to the unwelcome reception Jesus faced from the Jewish establishment in the New Testament. This meaning Jesus never used; neither did the psalmist! At this stage of the Book of Mormon story, Jesus' birth is still 500 years in the future, and these words were supposedly written by a Jew familiar with just the Psalm. So how any of it could make any "plain" simple sense is rediculous. Smitty betrays himself by including this common Christian rhetoric/misinterpretation in his boring story. Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Fornification


Brad Wilcox

#059 The Roast of Brad Wilcox Brad the fixer! Can he fix it? Nope.     Today we roast Brad Wilcox by pulling apart every letter    of his "G.O.S.P.E.L." sermon!     Apparently he's been regurgitating this little lecture    for a while, but we're roasting specifically from his    performance at the infamous "Tri-Stake Fireside"    in Alpine, Utah, on 6th February 2022.     Brad tries desperately to convince the youth of rich    Alpine Mormon parents, that being Mormon is cool, and fun;    and they should beg to be sent to an indoctrination camp    called "FSY".     What makes the whole thing more amusing, is that Brad is actually    this really expressive, charismatic guy. Christians would    call him "dynamic" (whatever that means). He even cracks    jokes complete with self-generated sound-effects!    All while saying some of the most tone-deaf statements    regarding the LDS church's bigotry regarding race and gender.     Additional Stories:          Sister Gigi &amp; Brother Jones teach Sister Patience about 12 seater vans that Mormons use to transport their massive families, called "Mormon Troop Carriers", or "Mormon Battle Wagons"!             Sister Gigi tells the full story of how she settled a law suit, for the cost of "One (1) Ripe Pineapple"!        Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#059 The Roast of Brad Wilcox</h2> <h3>Brad the fixer! Can he fix it? Nope.</h3> Today we roast Brad Wilcox by pulling apart every letter of his "G.O.S.P.E.L." sermon! Apparently he's been regurgitating this little lecture for a while, but we're roasting specifically from his performance at the infamous "Tri-Stake Fireside" in Alpine, Utah, on 6th February 2022. Brad tries desperately to convince the youth of rich Alpine Mormon parents, that being Mormon is cool, and fun; and they should beg to be sent to an indoctrination camp called "FSY". What makes the whole thing more amusing, is that Brad is actually this really expressive, charismatic guy. Christians would call him "dynamic" (whatever that means). He even cracks jokes complete with self-generated sound-effects! All while saying some of the most tone-deaf statements regarding the LDS church's bigotry regarding race and gender. <h3> Additional Stories: </h3> <ul> <li> Sister Gigi &amp; Brother Jones teach Sister Patience about 12 seater vans that Mormons use to transport their massive families, called "Mormon Troop Carriers", or "Mormon Battle Wagons"! </li> <li> Sister Gigi tells the full story of how she settled a law suit, for the cost of "One (1) Ripe Pineapple"! </li></ul> Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    The Roast of Brad Wilcox


#058 UnChastity Jacob 2     The Mormon inlaws of Brother Jones discover he's been doing a podcast!     Highlights:          This chapter says having more than one wife is bad, while also providing a loophole if you can believe a wild case of retroactive reinterpretation.     The Swearing Tree! Smitty whores out the "whoredoms" again.         King David (if he existed) was a Xena-style warlord.             Brother Jones tells how he met Ted Raimi. Sister Patience tells of her fondness for actor Bruce Campbell. Ted and Bruce often appear in the same productions.        Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#058 UnChastity</h2> <h3>Jacob 2</h3> The Mormon inlaws of Brother Jones discover he's been doing a podcast! <h3> Highlights: </h3> <ul> <li> This chapter says having more than one wife is bad, while also providing a loophole if you can believe a wild case of retroactive reinterpretation. </li> <li>The Swearing Tree!</li> <li>Smitty whores out the "whoredoms" again.</li> <li> King David (if he existed) was a Xena-style warlord. </li> <li> Brother Jones tells how he met Ted Raimi. Sister Patience tells of her fondness for actor Bruce Campbell. Ted and Bruce often appear in the same productions. </li></ul> Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    UnChastity


#057 Ding Dong Nephi's Dead Jacob 1     The first Nephi dies. Sister Gigi befriends Dorothy. Brother Jones meets Gigi and helps her find the missing Wifi. Sister Patience sings a song.     Highlights:          Expanding a cult by breeding is compound interest!             Mormonism takes up your time (life) until you don't have time to form an identity outside of it.             Brother Jones invents a new swear phrase - "Shit Fuck Ding Dong".             How Mormonism tries to control "the baby makers".             Star Wars, The Book of Mormon, Harry Potter, Tarot, The New Testament, all telling similar tales from the perspective of Joseph Campbell's "monomyth" idea. But where other authors created engaging characters to flesh out their hero stories, Smitty created "Nephi". Then he gave that name to other characters too. He even used it as a name for "king" (Jacob 1:11).             Smitty then confused things further by naming multiple sections of his silly tale "Nephi". So now "First, Second &amp; Third Nephi" could mean: 1) 3 sections (books) of The Book of Mormon, 2) 3 kings in "The Book of Mormon world", or 3) The particular "Nephis" associated with each silly section (book) titled "Nephi" in The Book of Mormon.        Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#057 Ding Dong Nephi's Dead</h2> <h3>Jacob 1</h3> The first Nephi dies. Sister Gigi befriends Dorothy. Brother Jones meets Gigi and helps her find the missing Wifi. Sister Patience sings a song. <h3> Highlights: </h3> <ul> <li> Expanding a cult by breeding is compound interest! </li> <li> Mormonism takes up your time (life) until you don't have time to form an identity outside of it. </li> <li> Brother Jones invents a new swear phrase - "Shit Fuck Ding Dong". </li> <li> How Mormonism tries to control "the baby makers". </li> <li> Star Wars, The Book of Mormon, Harry Potter, Tarot, The New Testament, all telling similar tales from the perspective of Joseph Campbell's "monomyth" idea. But where other authors created engaging characters to flesh out their hero stories, Smitty created "Nephi". Then he gave that name to other characters too. He even used it as a name for "king" (Jacob 1:11). </li> <li> Smitty then confused things further by naming multiple sections of his silly tale "Nephi". So now "First, Second &amp; Third Nephi" could mean: 1) 3 sections (books) of The Book of Mormon, 2) 3 kings in "The Book of Mormon world", or 3) The particular "Nephis" associated with each silly section (book) titled "Nephi" in The Book of Mormon. </li></ul> Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Ding Dong Nephi's Dead


#056 Bishop Roulette The End of 2nd Nephi     On the heals of Valentines Day 2022, Brother Jones tells a very Mormon tale that spanned 2 Valentines Days nearly 20 years earlier. Don't worry, it's amusing, and has a happy ending!     Oh, and the word "verklempt" means "overcome with emotion"; for anyone wondering. Ahaha.     Then Sister Patience and Brother Jones finally finish reading 2nd Nephi! Phew!     Highlights:          Prayer before sex, well it can't hurt right? Ahaha. But is it a church dogma? It depends on Bishop Roulette!             2 Nephi 32:3 - Nephi wants you to eat your Book of Mormon.             2 Nephi 32:8-9 - The most incredible word-salad on the topic of prayer.             2 Nephi 33:11 - Nephi and Co. "shall stand face to face" before God's incredibly turgid judgement "bar".             2 Nephi 33:13 - Brother Jones tries reading an entire verse in an Australian accent!        Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#056 Bishop Roulette</h2> <h3>The End of 2nd Nephi</h3> On the heals of Valentines Day 2022, Brother Jones tells a very Mormon tale that spanned 2 Valentines Days nearly 20 years earlier. Don't worry, it's amusing, and has a happy ending! Oh, and the word "verklempt" means "overcome with emotion"; for anyone wondering. Ahaha. Then Sister Patience and Brother Jones finally finish reading 2nd Nephi! Phew! <h3> Highlights: </h3> <ul> <li> Prayer before sex, well it can't hurt right? Ahaha. But is it a church dogma? It depends on Bishop Roulette! </li> <li> 2 Nephi 32:3 - Nephi wants you to eat your Book of Mormon. </li> <li> 2 Nephi 32:8-9 - The most incredible word-salad on the topic of prayer. </li> <li> 2 Nephi 33:11 - Nephi and Co. "shall stand face to face" before God's incredibly turgid judgement "bar". </li> <li> 2 Nephi 33:13 - Brother Jones tries reading an entire verse in an Australian accent! </li></ul> Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Bishop Roulette


#055 Gently Shake the Holy Ghost's Hand... To make friends with a pigeon.     Sister Patience auditions co-host candidate #2 - Brother Jones! Who tells about his life married to a "Happy Valley Girl", and how his family left Mormonism.     Highlights:          The origins of Lehi's bizarre vision from 1 Nephi (ya know, with the "iron rod", and the giant tree, and pathways, and a river).     Compressed Zipped Reformed Egyptian.         Inconsistent changes to the Book of Mormon over the years.             Religious and Ex-Religious phychology can be somewhat similar, for better or worse.             It was weird that Nephi mentioned "baptism" here. The concept did not exist at the time this story supposedly took place.             2 Nephi 31:8 retells the story of John 1:33 from the Bible. But the "dove" aspect of the story leads to some weird dogma from Smitty. Should Jesus have tried to shake the dove's hand?             In 2 Nephi 31:18, Smitty once again connects this with that, and that with something else, with too many prepositions, and ends up with a mess.             Brother Jones tries an Australian accent!        Reasons to stay home this Sunday            https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/        Join the Blasphemy                        https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom                Patreon (Bonus Episodes)            https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom        Twitter            https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom        TikTok            https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast        Instagram                        https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast                YouTube                        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA                Website            https://bookofboredom.com/     A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

<h2>#055 Gently Shake the Holy Ghost's Hand...</h2> <h3>To make friends with a pigeon.</h3> Sister Patience auditions co-host candidate #2 - Brother Jones! Who tells about his life married to a "Happy Valley Girl", and how his family left Mormonism. <h3> Highlights: </h3> <ul> <li> The origins of Lehi's bizarre vision from 1 Nephi (ya know, with the "iron rod", and the giant tree, and pathways, and a river). </li> <li>Compressed Zipped Reformed Egyptian.</li> <li> Inconsistent changes to the Book of Mormon over the years. </li> <li> Religious and Ex-Religious phychology can be somewhat similar, for better or worse. </li> <li> It was weird that Nephi mentioned "baptism" here. The concept did not exist at the time this story supposedly took place. </li> <li> 2 Nephi 31:8 retells the story of John 1:33 from the Bible. But the "dove" aspect of the story leads to some weird dogma from Smitty. Should Jesus have tried to shake the dove's hand? </li> <li> In 2 Nephi 31:18, Smitty once again connects this with that, and that with something else, with too many prepositions, and ends up with a mess. </li> <li> Brother Jones tries an Australian accent! </li></ul> Reasons to stay home this Sunday <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> Join the Blasphemy <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom </a> Patreon (Bonus Episodes) <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> TikTok <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> Instagram <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast </a> YouTube <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA </a> Website <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a> A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.


    Gently Shake the Holy Ghost's Hand...


Reading &amp; Roasting the Book of Mormon, cover-to-cover. This podcast was started by two ex-religious friends: Paul (exmormon), and Patience (exvangelical). They met in high school when they were both still religious. Paul left the show after Episode 53, but Patience still wanted to know how the story ends! So, she's currently searching for a new co-host, and continues to ridicule this thing, with the help of exmormon randos from the internet. We read it, so you don't have to! #Reasons to stay home this Sunday# - <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/</a> #Join the Blasphemy# - <a href="https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom</a> #Patreon (Bonus Episodes)# - <a href="https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom</a> #Twitter# - <a href="https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom</a> #TikTok# - <a href="https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> #Instagram# - <a href="https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast</a> #YouTube# - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA</a> #Website# - <a href="https://bookofboredom.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bookofboredom.com/</a>


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