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Scorpio – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

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Rank #1: Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Scorpio you have been preparing for this period for a long, long time. Making plans, revising, reviewing your notes, and at times, second guessing them and starting all over. But, the planning phase is coming to an end, and the season for practice is here! The blueprints you have so tirelessly labored over will be put into action, and ideas once thought lofty will become instruments in manifesting visions so long in the making. Don’t psych yourself out or let anxiety of imperfection hold you back. If you have to redirect course or make adjustments along the way, don’t worry. Take pause, grab the bong, and puff on, stoner Scorpio. There will be times when the reefer can help you to relax, and re-create your approach before moving forward. If things don’t unfold as easily as you anticipated, you will at least have the satisfaction that you are finally making moves, and getting things done.

Stoner Scorpio, for as far back as you remember, it feels like you’ve been working jobs that have paid the bills, but have left you unsatisfied; or at least jobs that you could not say genuinely sparked your interest. By the middle of November, you will have the chance to turn your passions into prosperity. Perhaps you were nervous that ‘having fun’ in an occupation meant that it couldn’t be financially feasible. Opportunity will present itself, but it will be up to you to go for it. Not every stoner Scorpio will be advised to immediately quit their 9 to 5. But every stoner Scorpion can at least get the joint rolling by pursuing ways of monetizing your interests. Know this however, it may take time for the seeds of success to become a self-sustaining cash crop. Keep at it stoner Scorpio, those passionate greens are worth the grind. With unwavering will, and strategic investments of self, your side hustle may just become your main money-making grind.

The stoner Scorpio knows best what they are looking for when it comes to matters of love. Whether you have been tokin’ solo with an eye toward a new prospective cannabis companion, or you are someone who has been riding high with their current partner-in-chronic; it will be up to you stoner Scorpio, to make the next move. However, you are aware that knowing what you want, and getting it, are not always one in the same. It would be great if all it took to make your garden grow was want and wishful thinking. But, the reality is this: To get those big sticky buds, it takes a lot of love, and the willingness to work at it. So too it is when it comes to our relationships with our cannabis companions. Find someone who you are willing to dig in the dirt with, and work through the messy beginnings. Together you will be able to grow something whose roots run deep, and whose canopy will always flourish.

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Rank #2: Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Scorpio December will be a month of discovery.  There will be no investigation or cosmic journey required for this discovery.  Sometimes knowledge and progression come through no insight or process. Hence, buckle up tight, twist the joint just right, and enjoy the ride.

Jack Herer once said of his discovery of cannabis, “Pot changed my life.  I began to hear my own words back to me as judgments. I put on earphones and heard music in color for the first time.”  Often the largest shifts in consciousness come as an accident and without warning. My stoner Scorpion you must be prepared for grand realizations, and a shift in perspective this month.  The current planetary alignment could shake the known terrestrial plane as you see it. But breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and know that everything will be alright. There is no particular cannabis strain prescription for December.  However, you must toke time during the busy holiday season to contemplate with the sacred herb in quiet moments of introspection. When these universal truths hit you, you must give them adequate respect and thought. The risk of December is to run yourself ragged without personal time to reflect.  The cosmic knowledge bombs could come and go without you taking possession of the progressional depth of understanding.

There will be challenges and obstacles in the personal and work sphere this month.  At work, new directives may arise without warning increasing your responsibility. You got this stoner Scorpio.  Use the sacred herb as your confident copilot. You are up to the challenge! Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for perspective shifting analysis and confidence in self.  

Challenges and obstacles within the personal sphere will be more internal than physical.  Burying valid emotions is not the best path forward. However, unleashing an emotional carpet bombing campaign on cannabis companions, and smoke circle acquaintances, is not the right option either.  Burn a bowl instead of bridges. Seek clarity with internal feelings and find the best way to manifest them through valid communication. The longer you keep valid emotions bottled up, the more explosive pressure will build within.  Three steps to remember in December stoner Scorpio: Validate, Contemplate, Communicate.

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Nov 30 2019

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Rank #3: Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Scorpio prepare yourself for an illuminating and empowering October. The planetary lights are green, and the terrestrial toking is lit. But progress in October will form from a slow burn versus a fast hit.

The stoner Scorpion tale of the second Fall month will be split into two distinct periods. The catalyst for this transition will be the full moon on October 13th. Before the full moon the stoner Scorpio will float into themselves with introspective moments of clarity. Breathe deep, inhale the wisdom of the sacred herb. Toke time for a solo smoke session early in the month. A deep dive into self will lead to breakthroughs of knowledge. These lessons inspired by the sacred herb won’t just lead to internal progress, but terrestrial truths that will impact the stoner Scorpio’s cosmic flight path. It’s ok to skip smoke circle events in the beginning of the month; choose a quiet comfy contemplative solo smoke session instead.

The thoughtful beginning to the month will propel the stoner Scorpio forward into the latter half of the month. Load your magic flight launch box, because cosmic opportunities will take off after the full moon. Stoned realizations will lead to empowering action. Fill your sacred herbal stash jar with a Sativa strain for creative smoke sessions. Empowerment from knowledge, mixed with herbally infused creativity, will lead to prideful achievements for the stoner Scorpio.

Self improvement can be difficult. Introspection of the first phase of October may bring internal truths to light. These truths can be difficult to face. There will be moments of clarity where understanding rushes in on the mechanisms that thrust the stoner Scorpio from highs to lows without consistent breaks in between. With all this deep thought, be sure to take breaks from your solo meditative dives. A nice hike in the brisk October air with a bowl and a cannabis companion can help clear the internal air and hit the reset button for the next inward quest.

Be forewarned: Dismiss the trivial slights of life stoner Scorpio. If you would not have joined that person for a hot box smoke out, then you should not be miffed you weren’t invited. Silly trivial emotional responses are the only things that can derail the positivity of October. Happy toking. Be blessed.

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Sep 29 2019

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Rank #4: Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Scorpio whatever kindness and good karma you’ve earned in the past is returning to you in the transition to Summer!  You work hard to make those around you feel welcomed and appreciated.  And, in June the cosmos will remind you how much others appreciate you!  If life is a garden, yours is entering into a period of bountiful harvests, and buds in full bloom.  This doesn’t mean there won’t be work still to be done.  But you can rest a bit easier, and reflect on all you have achieved, while preparing for the next chapter of your stoney adventure.  The secret will be to emphasize efficiency stoner Scorpio.  Stay focused on the task at hand when it is time to be productive.  Find balance between the work and personal sphere early in the month.  You will get your to-do list done quickly, and maximize time for recreation.  

Stoner Scorpio the changing of the seasons is the perfect time to mix things up at work.  Use this period to finish up outstanding projects, and plan for the next quarter.  Now is a good time for a thorough, big-picture assessment.  Toke time with the sacred herb to float high above, and analyze your current station.  This may even mean taking some losses and letting go of projects that don’t show the same promise they once did.  This reevaluation will require collaboration and cooperation by the entire team, which could heighten tensions amongst crew members.  Keeping the peace will be crucial for forward progress.  Whether or not you pack the peace pipe and share a bowl after work, it will benefit everyone to meet on a common, hopefully higher, plain.  If this doesn’t work, individual meditative smoke sessions over the weekend can help everyone clear their minds, gather their thoughts, find their zen, and start with a fresh perspective on Monday.  

The stars have aligned in your favor this month, stoner Scorpio.  You don’t have to worry much about external forces pushing you off course during your cosmic travels.  Because of this, you will have the opportunity to turn your focus inward.  Grind your favorite strain, find a quiet place, light one up, and find your center.  Keep your smoke circle tight this month stoner Scorpio:  Best buds only!  It’s not that you should avoid new smoke buddies; but your focus should be on finding your own zen, not smoke circle expansion.  Knowing what you’re smoking, and knowing who you are smoking with, will ensure you enjoy only good greens, good company, and good vibes as you embrace the start of Summer.  

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May 30 2020

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