Rank #1: 165 | June 24 | The Mets are a Mess, Dodgers with 3 walk-offs, Bird hold an old couple hostage
We are a week away from NBA free agency. UConn moves back to the Big East. The Mets have some clubhouse drama after a bad loss. Dodgers win three straight with walk-offs from rookies. Tornado of Poop attacks Melrose homes. Catholic Bishop is dumping holy water on town. An elderly couple is held hostage by two nesting seagulls.
Jun 24 2019
Rank #2: 136 | May 1| CC3K, Jom's Sharks and Suspicious Objects
CC Gets 3000th Ks , Mets Walk off, Bruins/Celtics Lose, Grandma Caught with 60 Grams of Pot in her Bra, Vampire Facials have gone wrong, Chef Boyardee Bomb.
May 01 2019
Rank #3: 162 | June 19th |Scherzer Breaks His Nose in BP, Man Arrested Trying to Sell Whale Vomit & Meth Squirrel.
Scherzer Breaks His Nose in BP, Twins/RedSox goes 17 Innings, Guy Tries to Sneak 30 Finches Onto Plane, Man Arrested Trying to Sell Whale Vomit & Meth Squirrel.
Jun 19 2019
Rank #4: 169 | July 1st | NBA Free Agents, MLB All-Stars & Snails on a Plane
NBA Free Agents, MLB All-Stars, Kerry Underwood Cheese Statue, Snails on a Plane & the Beagle Brigade.
Jul 01 2019
Rank #5: 159 | June 14 | Raptors NBA Title, Pregnancy Announcements and Bees Loose in Montanta
NBA Title, Wilson Ramos Pregnancy Announcement, Girlfriend Bites Boyfriends Tongue Off, Truck Full of Bees Crashes, and Intern Luke Makes His Debut.
Jun 14 2019
Rank #6: 171 | July 3 | MLB Walk-Off's, US Women's Soccer & Don't Eat Gecko's
MLB Walk-Off's, US Women's Soccer, NBA Free Agency Chaos, Sterling Misses Game, All-Star Game, Skinny Criminal Slips Through Prison Bars & Don't Eat Gecko's.
Jul 03 2019
Rank #7: 145 | May 16 | Jets Gon' Jets, Sharks/Refs Win and A Manatee Orgy
Yankees win. Mets lose. Jets fire their GM. Sharks win on a hand pass. A coffee place is selling coffee for 75 dollars and a Florida Manatee Orgy happened.
May 16 2019
Rank #8: 115 | April 2 | Yanks & Mets win, Grocery Bagging Crime
Yanks and Mets win. Mattingly calls out the umps. JD Davis plays a bad third base. Coach Cal gets a lifetime deal. Dont put the cans and chips in the same grocery bag. Some other horrible news stories. A goat gets kicked off a school bus.
Apr 02 2019
Rank #9: 114 | April 1 | Final Four, Usher and Kamikaze Baby Showers
Ushers son realizing he wasnt wanted, Baseball has begun, Kristaps in trouble, Final Four is set to go, Kamikaze pilot, Climate Change melting the dead and poop onto people, bet of the day and more.
Apr 01 2019
Rank #10: 126 | April 17 | Yanks/Sox, Mets Blown Out, Barry Sanders the Thief and Dog Kissing
The mets got blown up in the first. The Islanders won. Lightning lost. Barry Sanders the thief wont stop stealing, a girl made out with a dog, laxative brownies, and some other stuff.
Apr 17 2019
Rank #11: 175 | July 11th | MLB Testing New Rules, Jake Blowed up a Toilet, Bagel Man
One of the worst days for sports of the year. Jake and Jom talk about the time Jake threw a firecracker in their college toilet. Jake is coming to visit Jom tomorrow. Kids vandalized a school. A Canadian put his two-year-old on a booster seat made of beer and Jake made his bet of the day.
Jul 11 2019
Rank #12: 139 | May 7 | Reds/Giants Highlights (Finally!) and Smelling Like Smoke
• Yanks win
• Mets lose
• Sharks Warriros Lose
• house made of dead wolves
• Chef smells like wood
May 07 2019
Rank #13: 158 | June 13 | Blues Win Stanley Cup, KD Surgery and Giraffe’s Being Struck by Lightning
Blues Win Stanley Cup, KD Surgery, Rockies Cubs Beef, Poo Bricks, Drunk Drone Flying, Giraffes Struck by Lightning and a Terrible Arsonist.
Jun 13 2019
Rank #14: 118 | April 5 | Jets New Uniforms, Bauer flirts with no-no, Washing Towels
The Yankees won. The Mets lost. The Jets got new uniforms. Zimmer almost shit in one spot. Jake wore a straw hat. Guy dug up his grandpa's skull to celebrate a soccer victory. Washing towels.
Apr 05 2019
Rank #15: 166 | June 25 | All Star Game Voting, Nik Wallenda & Burglars Steal Fake Liquor
Jalen Ramsey - Done dissing QB’s “He’s Growing”. Cubs/Braves clear the benches w/ the catchers getting sassy. Michigan beats Vandy in game 1 of CWS. Nik Wallenda and his family piss Jomboy off. Burglars accidentally steal 22 bottles of fake liquor from bartending school. Sylvester Stallone slammed for charging over $1,000 for selfies in UK.
Jun 25 2019
Rank #16: 178 | July 18th | Man Cuts off Another Mans Penis, British Open Starts & Yu Wins in Wrigley
Talkin Events Rained Out, Ramirez/Neris suspended 3 games, Man Cuts off Another Mans Penis, British Open Starts & Yu Wins in Wrigley
Jul 18 2019
Rank #17: 128 | April 19 | Nets Lose, KD vs Beverly, John Wayne Bobbit, Kate Smith
KD vs Beverly is fun. Dudley vs Simmons. Kate Smith racist background. Guy lives on the ocean on a floating house. Guy fell asleep in a dumpster and lost his leg. The John Wayne Bobbit story is crazy.
Apr 19 2019
Rank #18: 123 | April 12 |One of the Best Weekends in Sports and Sperm Banks
The Masters, NHL Playoffs, NBA playoff starting, weird Ozzie Albies contract, robot sperm extractors, robot cars, NFL Daft.
Apr 12 2019
Rank #19: 133 | April 26| Gettlemen is a Mess, NFL Draft Day 1 and No More Parrot Stories
The Draft, Gettlemen being an idiot, A Marathoner shit himself but still won.
Apr 26 2019
Rank #20: 180 | July 25th | NFL Reports to Camp, MLB Trades, Weed Bear Dumpster
Jul 25 2019