Ranked #1

Russia2018 England Win Football but Lose Face!
Russia2018 England Win Football but Lose Face!
Can you bloody believe it? England are into the Semi-Finals of the 2018 World Cup in Russia. It turns out however that s... Read more
10 Jul 2018
•
5mins
Ranked #2

Does Cantona want Pep and can God save Everton?
Does Cantona want Pep and can God save Everton?
Ant steps into Jims boots today and looks at the Oumar Niasse situation from many different points of view. All of which... Read more
27 Nov 2017
•
11mins
Ranked #3

OTLS #223 - Ball Eating
OTLS #223 - Ball Eating
Here we go. Get your goggles on and slip into your Speedo’s because we’re about to take a dip in the deep end of footbal... Read more
15 Jan 2017
•
16mins
Ranked #4

Clap your hands for Kompany, Pep's secret and Danny Dyer
Clap your hands for Kompany, Pep's secret and Danny Dyer
So after denying them last week, United handed City the league title, catching them a little unprepared when it came to ... Read more
18 Apr 2018
•
9mins
Ranked #5

OTLS #228 - Choose Football
OTLS #228 - Choose Football
This week on the show FULL of football funny we watch the Champions League tear apart reputations ("Wenger Out" anyone),... Read more
20 Feb 2017
•
17mins
Ranked #6

OTLS #305 Wenger Out
OTLS #305 Wenger Out
We ALL knew it was going to happen at some point but did ANYONE really thing that #WengerOut would be trending on Twitte... Read more
23 Aug 2017
•
6mins
Ranked #7

OTLS #302 Coutin-Go
OTLS #302 Coutin-Go
Things we learn this week: Some footballers just don't get paid enough; One of the Neville brothers can't count, or was ... Read more
13 Aug 2017
•
7mins
Ranked #8

Pep vs Pogba and Sunderland in the toilet
Pep vs Pogba and Sunderland in the toilet
As we get ready for the world's earliest title decider, we ask the big questions: Like does Pep Guardiola write all his ... Read more
7 Dec 2017
•
9mins
Ranked #9

Gate Gate
Gate Gate
In another sideways look at football Jim asks: did Mick McArthy ever think anybody would find his dark secret? Which Pre... Read more
7 Dec 2015
•
9mins
Ranked #10

OTLS #304 Here's Jonny
OTLS #304 Here's Jonny
If you hadn't noticed by now the world of Football Transfers has gone loco. This weeks dose of football funny may well b... Read more
20 Aug 2017
•
7mins
Ranked #11

Bye Bye Koeman, Hello secret gay footballers
Bye Bye Koeman, Hello secret gay footballers
This week we stumble over the freshly slain Ronald Koeman in the killing fields of football, learn how to deal with crap... Read more
26 Oct 2017
•
8mins
Ranked #12

Mour-Issey
Mour-Issey
This week we bring you back to 1912 but it seems the FA may have been there all along. Elsewhere, Jose complains about t... Read more
23 Oct 2017
•
10mins
Ranked #13

The Special gOne
The Special gOne
This week: We have the inside scoop on Jose Mourinho's new job; The real reason why we should really be worried about so... Read more
21 Dec 2015
•
9mins
Ranked #14

OTLS #306 Taking the Piss
OTLS #306 Taking the Piss
Jim is off enjoying himself and so Ant is left holding the football-shaped baby for show 306. This week we kick back and... Read more
29 Aug 2017
•
4mins
Ranked #15

It's a Christmas Day Special!
It's a Christmas Day Special!
It's cold, it's snowing, so warm yourself by the fire while we open some of the cards and presents sent to us by the gre... Read more
24 Dec 2017
•
5mins
Ranked #16

OTLS #303 Costa Lota
OTLS #303 Costa Lota
Have we uncovered an evil science programme hidden beneath White Hart Lane? What do you fine the footballer who has ever... Read more
16 Aug 2017
•
6mins
Ranked #17

Obi-wan Kane-obi and Han Salah
Obi-wan Kane-obi and Han Salah
Harry Kane is at it again, but is he as good at mind games as he is at corners? Mohammed Salah is undoubtedly King of th... Read more
25 Apr 2018
•
7mins
Ranked #18

Get behind England, pay Russia & goodbye Zlatan
Get behind England, pay Russia & goodbye Zlatan
With Jim still away, today's emergency comedy caretaker is Gamesmaster Golden Joystick winner Damien St John, who takes ... Read more
29 Mar 2018
•
9mins
Ranked #19

West Ham, Africa, and Merson's Transfer School
West Ham, Africa, and Merson's Transfer School
Today proves that football currently has more money than sense, as there was a lot of transfers and a whole lot of stupi... Read more
5 Feb 2018
•
8mins
Ranked #20

Sour milk in Manchester
Sour milk in Manchester
There are still cuts and bruises from the Manchester derby, but most of these seem to have happened in the City changing... Read more
14 Dec 2017
•
7mins