Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Earl has been bitten, scratched, and pummeled by the fundead. We all know, it’s just a matter of time before he turns. He seems to have gone entirely into self preservation mode, threatening to not even fly the party back home without giving him “the cure.” Now that they’re back in the camp, a panic sets in because Earl knows he has to get his hands on a cure as fast as possible. The rest of the team also knows this, but also doesn’t like him. Seems like the best possible outcome for wanting to get rid of him. After a series of unfortunate events, all of this comes to a head and decisions must be made. Will Earl find a cure? How will the village react to an infected person? Where will the group head next? Who is this weird anchorman? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, GungnirtheDude Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has found another piece of the cure! Now, all they need to do is just get back to Patrick and then the helicopter. However, as they are running away they aren’t quite as quiet as they ought to be. Soon they hear the approaching stomp stomp squish of the queen and her two hulking monstrosities. The group must now make a hasty decision. Make a run for it, or stand and fight. Will the group make up their mind, or split the party? Will they manage to make it out of the city in one piece? Will they all make it out alive? Will they at least remember to get the cure out of the city? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, GungnirtheDude Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A new party member! Yay! Larren I’m sure will just love Kevin, River, and Earl. They are just…the best… As we left our adventurers, River was being an idiot and waking up the fundead while they tried to be sneaky. Guess what, he just can’t stop doing it. It’s like they found this guy in a Looney Tunes cartoon.  At least everyone else can pull their weight, and his, in order to search the campus, not just for the cure, but where they should even begin looking. Stanford is a fairly big campus, after all. They just need to sneak past hordes of sleeping fundead, and avoid that squishing noise and loud thuds. Will the party find the next piece of the cure? How will they out maneuver the fundead? How much does Steve know about spouting? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, GungnirtheDude Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the obligatory shopping is out of the way, let's get back to our quest! Having landed just outside of Stanford (to avoid the webs), the group immediately spots a young woman with a bunch of fundead chasing her. After recruiting the next generation in cure chasers, they dig under the web and begin to sneak into the University. Patrick, of course, is staying behind to watch the hole. As per the agreement. The University does not seem to have a ton of fundead just wandering around…but it is quite creepy. There is the constant threat of a queen skittering about, and her hulking bodyguards. I’m sure the party will do nothing to alert her. Who is this mystery woman? Why is she out in the middle of nowhere by herself? Will the group manage to find the next piece of the cure? Can Patrick be trusted? Why is River the worst? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, GungnirtheDude Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Unsurprisingly, whenever the players begin to make comments about not advancing the plot, you can bet there will be a shopping episode. Was it designed that way? Of course not. The players just love shopping and haggling. They can’t help themselves. Before they set off to Stanford, they need a coyote. Or, someone to show them the safest way in and out. They also need to find supplies that will help them. We’re talking ammo, explosives, melee weapons, snoopy memorabilia, and a pig. Wait, maybe those last two aren’t all that useful. Who is this mysterious coyote? What will the group purchase at the bazaar? Why does River always seem to find himself in poop? Why does River constantly try to offer handjobs as payment? Where did they get these pigs from? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, GungnirtheDude Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Charlie has decided to stay behind in Monke Town and bridge the gap between humans and Monkes. The party now must move on without the most overpowered member. Not to mention, River and Kevin really don’t like each other. The group flies west at night, and while they do see some campfires along a ridge, they decide maybe it's best to venture further, towards their goal. However, when they arrive in Stanford, it seems to be overrun with horrifying monsters. Will the group land their helicopter in Standford in complete darkness? Will they check out those camps outside of the major cities? How will River and Kevin get over their differences? When will River stop smelling like feces? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, GungnirtheDude Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Welcome back Jon Swartz! For those of you who aren’t patrons, you might not recognize Jon, but he’s been on a few one offs both as a player and as a DM. Now he plays a half man half mandrill inhabitant in Monke Town. On top of that, Tristan’s new character, Earl, seems to be one of his weirdest yet because of his odd obsession with what he feeds this monke man hybrid, and corn. And no, the two are not related. Meanwhile Charlie is being noticed by the council of elders since she saved her orangutan boss. The group, however, continues onward with their escape plan. What does the council want with Charlie? How will this animosity between Kevin and River play out? Does anyone know how to fly a helicopter? What is the power of two enthusiastic thumbs up? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Who could have known that the monkeys living in the woods of california were a real thing? Well, they are, and the kind of saved the group from a mutated Sean. However, they have been made indentured servants. The inhabitants of Monke Town  are very distrustful of humanity, having been tortured in labs for years. Now all humans are seen as evil and are either killed or put to work. Each member of the group is given a different task that suits their skillset. Kevin, being the only one who can communicate, is the liaison between the species. Charlie is used for her strength. And River…well he gets the only job that suits him. Not to mention we have a new member of the group, and a special guest! Who is our special guest? Who is this new group member? Why is he obsessed with corn, and boogers? Will they escape captivity? What do you call a half mandrill, half Steve Bucemi? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that Sean has lost most of his skin and has a bad sunburn, it’s time for the group to get back on the road. They head north, in parallel with the various forests of california. The plan being to get almost east of their destination (Stanford) and then begin heading west. The truck, having been refueled using old gasoline that’s been sitting in a gas station for numerous years, does not seem to be the best fit. As such, they begin to break down. However, they find themselves in a completely clean town. No fungus, but also no people. Why is Sean burning his nipples off now? Why does the small town have no people? Why does it have no fungus? If you were going to make Kevin into a restaurant dish, what would it be? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Having narrowly avoided a giant fungal monster, they continue westward towards their goal. While they drive west, they begin to question what is in the fungal dust of River’s bag. After finally arriving in California, they realize that they’re low on fuel. They decide to drive north, and stop at a small gas station. The group gets distracted about as much as you might imagine. There seems to be some gas in these old pipes, as well as a fuel container, a safe of “goodies”, and a really gross bathroom. What is waiting for them in this gas station? Does gas still work after years of not being used? How insanely strong is Charlie? What happens when someone with no skin decides to tan naked outside in the hot sun? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support