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Botched: A D&D Podcast

A group of drunken misfits get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

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A group of drunken misfits get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Rank #1: Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP1 Grab N Snatch

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A whole new season! Not just that, but we now sound different! We have included ambient noise and sound effects. Let us know what you think! Our new season also features a new format, as we will be rotating DM’s in short stories which will be interconnected. In this new season, we are joining a group of complete strangers who separately come into a port town. Follow along as each experience the town a little differently. What is about to happen to these individuals? What will bring them together? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365
Elliebells 1543
Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
SelfCleaningMutant
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Acinda
Admaletz
HiyaitsSandi
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
chanticlear22
Icantpay
Stargatesnatch
Fishdick69
Walter Rice
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!

Support the show over at Patreon

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon
Editor: Dennis
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Jan 02 2018

2hr 28mins

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Rank #2: Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP1 To Know One’s Self

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Finally! Season 4 is here!
This season is unlike anything we have done so far. We have changed the rules,
the setting and pretty much everything except for the humor. This season will
take place in 1932 New York City. Right in the middle of the Great Depression
and Prohibition. There are some other rule changes such as the removal of Arcana
as a stat, being unable to force other players to do what they want, and the inclusion
of the new “sanity” stat.  This season
sees the creation of custom classes, each with their own choices to make as
they level. These players find themselves in Bellevue Hospital’s Psych Ward.
They seem very confused about who they are. Who exactly are these characters?
How did they get here? Why are they in this asylum? What other changes are
being made? Why do bedsheets not make for great disguises? Tune in and find
out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!
Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:
Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Apr 01 2019

54mins

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Rank #3: Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP8 A Big Bucket Of Nope

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Just so you know listeners.
If you rip a hole in your chest for a giant eye to pop out of…it is most likely
going to become infected. The group seems to have gotten themselves into a rather
gory situation. I mean aside from all the veins adorning the room…and the body
parts…and the gateway made of people…and the inhuman abomination, it’s a pretty
nice location. Honestly, these jackasses have no business at all fighting
something that may or may not be related to an outer god. Yog’sothoth ain’t nothin
to fuck with. At least Samuel Surgeon isn’t around to have to deal with this shit.
How is the group going to deal with this monster? What is on the other side of
that gateway? Will they all make it out unscathed? What the hell has Samuel
Surgeon been up to? Tune in and find out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!
Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:
Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule
--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

May 20 2019

1hr 5mins

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Rank #4: Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP59 Goin Medieval

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The guys are on a roll! They actually found out what the demon cultists’ plans are. After heading back to the stronghold of the Knights of the Phoenix they need to discover who the traitor is before they can enact their plan. Spirits are low amongst the population, but that doesn’t really mean much to our bullies, I mean group. They need to find the traitor before the crown of madness is put on Kory’s head. With the aid of King Casey Diya, they will begin their investigation on two fronts. How are they going to find the traitor? What are they going to do when they find who they think it is? Is the Geneva Convention a thing in this universe? What is the punishment for eating raptor meat? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:
Zlw365
Elliebells 1543
Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
Pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
Badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
HiyaitsSandi
Admaletz
Acinda
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Selfcleaningmutant
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
Walter Rice
Fishdick69
Stargatesnatch
Icantpay
Chanticlear22
Nubian Guido
Kitkat the Katkat
NightmareLovely
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Missourimule
Raegun11:11
Gjkkgffg
C-rad Tummytickler
Cruddyredneck1
SlyThyToves
Saggywheels
Charles TheBarles
xSpaceyToastx
Lindsayjean777
Codeneuf
The Nickinator
Andrew J L Leather
Lorcan07
Ventex2k
Latitude One
J R Spears
Cjbrill
Bit Block
Tkoftw03
Spydre101
Farbs216
Crayola511
Hotketchup
Askander37
--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Jan 28 2019

1hr 34mins

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Rank #5: Botched: A D&D Podcast S1 Ep15 The Group Gets Boulder, But Takes It For Granite

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Reunited! The group finally meets up with Alurys and Super Guard. Potato makes a new friend as the group descends upon a small ghost town. The town seems to be hiding something sinister underneath. What secrets does it hold? What will the group do with that information? Will they just bumble over themselves and fuck something up? Most likely, but tune in to find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

<> BigJim
badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
SelfCleaningMutant
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Acinda
Admaletz
HiyaitsSandi
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
chanticlear22
Icantpay
Stargatesnatch
Fishdick69
Walter Rice
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who take the time to listen to our show. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of role playing gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!
Support the show over at Patreon

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Maria, Austin, Tristan, Suzanne
Editor: Dennis
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Aug 05 2017

1hr 17mins

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Rank #6: Botched: A D&D Podcast S2 EP28 A Semi-Cyber Kind Of Life

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Having secured another gem of power and narrowly escaping the Isle of Fire, the group returns to port. Shockingly, the Port of St. Donald is not terribly thrilled by the party destroying the town’s main export. The group will have to deal with the local denizens in order to leave. They may find that this town is not nearly as forgiving, but perhaps their justice will be fair and easy to get out of. What will that justice be? Tune in to find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
SelfCleaningMutant
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Acinda
Admaletz
HiyaitsSandi
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
chanticlear22
Icantpay
Stargatesnatch
Fishdick69
Walter Rice
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!

Support the show over at Patreon
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon
Editor: Dennis
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Aug 11 2017

1hr 38mins

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Rank #7: Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP55 A High Fiber Diet

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Four chapters down, one to go! Welcome to the last chapter of our third season. We start off with characters we have never met before, but in a semi-familiar place. The world is in complete chaos. Rips in the fabric of space time have opened around the world and people are being slaughtered left and right. The only safe place left in the world seems to be the Knights of the Phoenix stronghold as refugees pour in. The magical ley lines of the world are in disarray. Any attempt to use magic results in catastrophic results. Demons and monsters roam the world. Commander Nachio Del Grande assembles his generals to give out his last orders. If these missions are unsuccessful, the world as we know it will end. Who are these mysterious generals? What is the top-secret mission? Is there no other safe place in this world? What are the health benefits of eating wood? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:
Zlw365
Elliebells 1543
Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
Badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
HiyaitsSandi
Admaletz
Acinda
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Selfcleaningmutant
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
Walter Rice
Fishdick69
Stargatesnatch
Icantpay
Chanticlear22
Nubian Guido
Kitkat the Katkat
NightmareLovely
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Missourimule
Raegun11:11
Gjkkgffg
C-rad Tummytickler
Cruddyredneck1
SlyThyToves
Saggywheels
Charles TheBarles
xSpaceyToastx
Lindsayjean777
Codeneuf
The Nickinator
Andrew J L Leather
Lorcan07
Ventex2k
Latitude One
J R Spears
--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Dec 31 2018

1hr 39mins

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Rank #8: Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP56 The Rise And Fall Of Uncoolio

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group must convince King Casey Dilla to join the Knights of the Phoenix army against the hordes of demons encroaching on one of the refuges. However, the King is a greased-up bro who has no interest in such things. The group has been invited to a party in the King’s honor. Our heroes however, are very overdressed. They will have to pick their favorite oils and get ready for an evening of partying and competition. Hann will receive a new title throughout the kingdom, and he will love it so very much. What is this title? Will the group convince the King to join them? What are the effects of eating so much wood? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:
Zlw365
Elliebells 1543
Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
Badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
HiyaitsSandi
Admaletz
Acinda
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Selfcleaningmutant
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
Walter Rice
Fishdick69
Stargatesnatch
Icantpay
Chanticlear22
Nubian Guido
Kitkat the Katkat
NightmareLovely
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Missourimule
Raegun11:11
Gjkkgffg
C-rad Tummytickler
Cruddyredneck1
SlyThyToves
Saggywheels
Charles TheBarles
xSpaceyToastx
Lindsayjean777
Codeneuf
The Nickinator
Andrew J L Leather
Lorcan07
Ventex2k
Latitude One
J R Spears
Cjbrill
Bit Block
Tkoftw03
Spydre101
Farbs216
Crayola511
Hotketchup
Askander37
More Misfits
The Zelus
Katie Emm
Name Is Pending
--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Jan 07 2019

1hr 22mins

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Rank #9: Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP58 Keyser Whodey?

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The guys could be setting a record for the most successful endeavor they’ve ever attempted. Granted, MOGAR, is about as sneaky as two feral cats in heat. MOGAR is also not the best at being intelligent, deceitful, convincing or really anything other than a screaming murder monster. The group is going to find out that this camp has a secret police who will interrogate them. Now, any other sane minded individual would have a better way to logic their way out…but this is Botched, and they’re a bunch of idiots. Will the group make it past the secret police? What sort of interrogation techniques do they use? Who are the leaders of this cult? Will all their names be Mexican foods? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:
Zlw365
Elliebells 1543
Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
Pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
Badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
HiyaitsSandi
Admaletz
Acinda
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Selfcleaningmutant
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
Walter Rice
Fishdick69
Stargatesnatch
Icantpay
Chanticlear22
Nubian Guido
Kitkat the Katkat
NightmareLovely
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Missourimule
Raegun11:11
Gjkkgffg
C-rad Tummytickler
Cruddyredneck1
SlyThyToves
Saggywheels
Charles TheBarles
xSpaceyToastx
Lindsayjean777
Codeneuf
The Nickinator
Andrew J L Leather
Lorcan07
Ventex2k
Latitude One
J R Spears
Cjbrill
Bit Block
Tkoftw03
Spydre101
Farbs216
Crayola511
Hotketchup
Askander37
More Misfits
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Jan 21 2019

1hr 25mins

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Rank #10: Botched: A D&D Podcast S2 EP29 Breaking The Game

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Stuck in the stockades, I don’t think the party had this in mind. Something tells me information was lost in translation as I don’t recall stockades being quite so fancy. These stockades transport it’s victim to a Tron-esque world where they must complete games in order to gain their freedom. Having completed some of these, the group attempts to finish the games and get the hell out. What will the group do with their freedom should they gain it? Tune in to find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
SelfCleaningMutant
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Acinda
Admaletz
HiyaitsSandi
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
chanticlear22
Icantpay
Stargatesnatch
Fishdick69
Walter Rice
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!
Support the show over at Patreon
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon
Editor: Dennis
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network

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Aug 11 2017

1hr 39mins

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Rank #11: Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP39 Fightin Round The World

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Another story completed, another new chapter to start. The last chapter didn’t quite end how the guys wanted, but I guess that’s what happens when you roleplay as murder hobos! In this new session we join a familiar face and some new ones as they are prisoners of the Knights of the Phoenix. In the rain, they are transferred to a boat, where they will be taken to an undisclosed island hidden in the Schuylkill Sea. This hodge-podge of brigands, derelict souls and generally shitty individuals will have a long, painful, work filled life ahead of them. That is, unless something happens to them along the way to change their fates. Who are these new strangers? What did they do to deserve such a fate? Why is the island so remote? Is there any danger on the way to the island? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:
Zlw365
Elliebells 1543
Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
Badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
HiyaitsSandi
Admaletz
Acinda
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Selfcleaningmutant
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
Walter Rice
Fishdick69
Stargatesnatch
Icantpay
Chanticlear22
Nubian Guido
Kitkat the Katkat
NightmareLovely
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Missourimule
Raegun11:11
Gjkkgffg
C-rad Tummytickler
Cruddyredneck1
SlyThyToves
Saggywheels
Charles TheBarles
xSpaceyToastx
Lindsayjean777
Codeneuf
The Nickinator
Chuck Billy
TommyJonzThe1
KnightroExpress
Takenffsdammit
Ashypink99
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Sep 10 2018

1hr 36mins

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Rank #12: Botched: A D&D Podcast S1 Ep 13 We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Gnome

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This week the group finds that this small village does not take kindly to desecrating their sacred temples. However, they are offered a way out. The group will have to decide if they want to take another side quest or risk the ire of the village. We also say goodbye to a player as Kiki will no longer be joining us. Thanks for the laughs! Tune in to see how we send her off!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
SelfCleaningMutant
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Acinda
Admaletz
HiyaitsSandi
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
chanticlear22
Icantpay
Stargatesnatch
Fishdick69
Walter Rice
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who take the time to listen to our show. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of role playing gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!
Support the show over at Patreon

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Maria, Austin, Tristan, Suzanne
Editor: Dennis
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Aug 05 2017

1hr 17mins

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Rank #13: Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP36 Welcome To Kronenburger

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has successfully kidnapped Clarice. They have decided to follow their orders however they feel like yet again. The ship floats above Squalls End, waiting. The group has no idea what they’re waiting for exactly. All they know is Clarice needs to be in town at Midnight when the New Gods arrive. I’m sure their plan of waiting until midnight and then parachuting down to the ground just in the nick of time will go perfectly. What could possibly go wrong? What’s happening in town while they wait? How does Clarice feel about the group murdering innocent people to keep the boat running? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:
Zlw365
Elliebells 1543
Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
Badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
HiyaitsSandi
Admaletz
Acinda
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Selfcleaningmutant
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
Walter Rice
Fishdick69
Stargatesnatch
Icantpay
Chanticlear22
Nubian Guido
Kitkat the Katkat
NightmareLovely
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Missourimule
Raegun11:11
Gjkkgffg
C-rad Tummytickler
Cruddyredneck1
SlyThyToves
Saggywheels
Charles TheBarles
xSpaceyToastx
Lindsayjean777
Codeneuf
The Nickinator
Chuck Billy
TommyJonzThe1
KnightroExpress
Takenffsdammit
Ashypink99
Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Aug 20 2018

1hr 26mins

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Rank #14: Botched: A D&D Podcast S2 EP27 Cooking Up Solutions

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! How many of you out there have been wondering when the group would finally fight an actual dragon? Well, be careful what you wish for. Ol’ Pappy Reliable, is not your typical dragon, just as he was not your typical man. Hundreds of years after the prologue, he is still a perverted son of a bitch. What will the party have to do in order to gain Pappy’s gem of power? What is this factory producing? You don’t want to know, but tune in to find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
SelfCleaningMutant
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Acinda
Admaletz
HiyaitsSandi
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
chanticlear22
Icantpay
Stargatesnatch
Fishdick69
Walter Rice
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who take the time to listen to our show. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of role playing gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!
Support the show over at Patreon
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon
Editor: Dennis
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Aug 11 2017

1hr 57mins

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Rank #15: Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP6 A Stroll Through Central Park

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Kvurt continues to educate us
on the many talents of Sven and also show that Scandinavians have some really
awful people. However, he does seem to be really good at finding rubes and tricking
them into services. The group continues their investigation into the recent
deaths by falling “bears.” Their investigation leads them to Central Park and
the homeless population living alongside the “monster.” Father Bierce has
learned of a vendor of rare antiquities, that may prove useful to our
adventurers. Who is this mysterious salesman? If he doesn’t take money, what
does he take? What is the creature terrorizing Central Park? What the hell is vegemite?
Tune in and find out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!
Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:
Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

May 06 2019

1hr 15mins

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Rank #16: Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP52 Opening Up

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What do you know, Nobu must be a potato after all. Why else would his baby be a Mr. Potato Head. Granted, I’ve never had one that is alive and explodes, but hey, need to have some way to kill off guest characters. I guess that also means that Thurstone must really be a camel, because he pooped one out. Speaking of which, Thurstone should really get that pink sock of his looked at. The group still has this nasty medusa beholder thing to deal with, but assuming they make it out of there alive they will have to face their greatest nemesis once again. A DOOR! It never gets old having the party struggle hardest against the seemingly most simple of obstacles. Once they make their way further up the temple there is something lurking for them in the dark. What kind of problems will the traps and puzzles pose for the party? What is waiting for them in the dark places of the tower? What is closest to a potato, has an accent and doesn’t have a brain? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:
Zlw365
Elliebells 1543
Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
Badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
HiyaitsSandi
Admaletz
Acinda
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Selfcleaningmutant
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
Walter Rice
Fishdick69
Stargatesnatch
Icantpay
Chanticlear22
Nubian Guido
Kitkat the Katkat
NightmareLovely
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Missourimule
Raegun11:11
Gjkkgffg
C-rad Tummytickler
Cruddyredneck1
SlyThyToves
Saggywheels
Charles TheBarles
xSpaceyToastx
Lindsayjean777
Codeneuf
The Nickinator
Andrew J L Leather
--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Dec 10 2018

1hr 25mins

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Rank #17: Botched: A D&D Podcast S1 Ep14 Putting A Price On True Love

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! On this week’s episode, the group concludes their mighty battle with the “street shark.” They return to town a little lighter in some areas but carrying a prize. The group enjoys a light celebration before heading out after Alurys and Super Guard. Will they catch up to their “friends,” or will they get distracted by some minor knick knacks and a snake oil salesman? The answer is probably fairly obvious, but tune in this week to find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
SelfCleaningMutant
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Acinda
Admaletz
HiyaitsSandi
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
chanticlear22
Icantpay
Stargatesnatch
Fishdick69
Walter Rice
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who take the time to listen to our show. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of role playing gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!
Support the show over at Patreon

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Maria, Austin, Tristan, Suzanne
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Aug 05 2017

1hr 19mins

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Rank #18: Botched: A D&D Podcast S2 EP26 Oysters, Clams, And Cuckolds

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Making a very quick stop in Tuskington, heads roll as the group rides on to the Monastery O’ Mallowmar. There we get a way too real look into the lives of the Paladins living there. Eventually they make their way to the Port of St. Donald in the hopes of finding passage to the Isle of Fire. They meet their favorite NPC in town who sells them some useful wares. What awaits them on the Isle of Fire? Tune in to find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
SelfCleaningMutant
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Acinda
Admaletz
HiyaitsSandi
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
chanticlear22
Icantpay
Stargatesnatch
Fishdick69
Walter Rice
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight
Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who take the time to listen to our show. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of role playing gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!
Support the show over at Patreon
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon
Editor: Dennis
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Aug 10 2017

1hr 43mins

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Rank #19: Botched: A D&D Podcast S2 EP1 D&D Noire

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The story of season 2 begins! We start off in the underground city known as Massive City. One of the refuges of humanity after the nuclear apocalypse. We already know from the prequel that everything is alright up top, but that hasn’t stopped these humans from being isolationists. Our story will center around a group of individuals, all linked by a common thread. They must come together to solve a mystery. Who are these mysterious individuals and what is that common thread? Tune in to find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
SelfCleaningMutant
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Acinda
Admaletz
HiyaitsSandi
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
chanticlear22
Icantpay
Stargatesnatch
Fishdick69
Walter Rice
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who take the time to listen to our show. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of role playing gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!
Support the show over at Patreon
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon
Editor: Dennis
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Aug 09 2017

2hr 1min

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Rank #20: Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP2 Seeing A Man About A Horse

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has just come to in a dank dungeon, being drained of blood. Someone has come to their aid, but only after the group was sworn to find their kidnapper. Their rescuer is revealed and then takes the group home to plan their next steps. Raul has his sights set on getting back his horse Jezebelle from the city stable. Will he get his horse back? What will the group’s first steps be in finding their assailant? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365
Elliebells 1543
Nigel Molassesfinger
Castle McFall
Joshua Archiquette
Pokemon In D&D
Fearravine
Kory Sarracini
Chuggzernaut
pmbear
SiroVai123
Aatamos
UltDave
BlackGary
<> BigJim
badbreatth
Skuuf
Noverton
Riku210
Ninjagod99
SelfCleaningMutant
FlipFlapAgronomacus
Acinda
Admaletz
HiyaitsSandi
Falcon Phire
Captain Hygiene
Johndonmoyer
Littlefam90
Iluvpasta47
chanticlear22
Icantpay
Stargatesnatch
Fishdick69
Walter Rice
Wonderlandreject
Kitchenaidfleshlight

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!

Support the show over at Patreon

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon
Editor: Dennis
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Jan 02 2018

1hr 43mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP38 Velveta The Revolution

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party has finally made it out of the Murican puzzle dungeon and is now only a few steps from the capitol building. Starting off in the sewers below the city, I wonder what sort of creatures may be lurking down there. Assuming they get into the capitol, somehow, then what? Zoop Zoop is supposed to drop a forcefield so the others can invade. Zorthox wants to gain access to their library. Joran is there to create a terrible influence via leadership and Yokkish is there to bitch about Joran. The building does look like a dick, so the president or whatever they call it, is probably at the tip-tip top. What creature could live in the sewer and feed off of poop? What will happen once the forcefield drops? Will they be able to stop the planet destroying ships? What happens if Yokkish sees blood? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Feb 22 2021

1hr 17mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP37 The Hall Of Murderous Presidents

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy Crap! This is our 250th episode! I can’t believe we have been around this long, let alone that anyone is listening to it. This episode is also all about classic presidents! We recorded it in December and then it just so happened that it falls on President’s Day. Go figure! Honestly, I didn’t plan it. I can’t think more than a day at a time, let alone months in advance. Anywho, the crew is finally at the end of the puzzle dungeon. All that stands between them and the capitol is a golden door...and a room with 6 presidential statues. I’m sure there’s no trap or anything. Not that the group would bother trying to wander into a trap. They will literally just go out of their way to spring something, even if it wouldn’t have gone off otherwise. Is there anything dangerous in this room? Did Dennis forget about Jon’s frog legs? What is on this golden door? How many hit points is a lot of hit points? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Feb 15 2021

1hr 9mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP36 Beware The Demoncrats

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ok, full disclosure. We did not plan the assault on the ACTUAL american capitol. We recorded this episode and the last episode a solid month before all the craziness in the world happened. It is kind of funny that we said it on the show...and then it immediately happened though. That being sad, this week is a puzzle dungeon! These trials and tribulations were created by and for true Muricans. You must hold that in your heart if you are to be successful. Sometimes puzzles are the traps! In order to really understand this puzzle dungeon you have to think like a Murican. Aka, small minded and pretty dumb. Why does this dungeon have a swirling grease hole? What do all these towers do? What do the libs like to do with their free time? What’s ol’ Bernie Sanders doin’ these days in the far flung future? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Feb 08 2021

1hr 10mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP35 Once More Unto The Greech Dear Friends

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It seems that when Yokkish’s drunk ex-sister-in-law drank a big container of some mystery liquid before jumping out into space...they probably should have made sure she was dead. Now she has utilized the newly upgraded Jaegers, courtesy of our crackpot crew, to weaponize the facility and go on her merry way. While the crew has a big cruise ship at their disposal, what they don’t have is a ship with a decent amount of fire power. Giving up, they decide to head to a space farmers market before heading to Better Earth. Why is Yokkish so hungry and molty all of a sudden? Why would the crew want a space lobster? Who goes to a space farmers market on an asteroid? What the hell is a greech? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Feb 01 2021

1hr 4mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP34 Don't Forget To Double Tap

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew is finally at the computer core. Oh, there’s like 9 million buttons. Well how hard can it be to figure out which one turns everything back on? Just ask the waitstaff, I’m sure they’ll know. Everyone knows the waitstaff are secretly computer programmers. Well assuming that goes horribly awry, that wendigo is probably going to show up soon. Hopefully this room has some sort of anti-wendigo weaponry. If they can make it out alive, they’ll have a fancy new ship to bring back to their army of once drunk robots! Can they survive the wendigo? Why would a cruise ship have a self destruct sequence? What is a rocket powered morningstar? How happy are the drunk robots going to be to see them? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Jan 25 2021

1hr 2mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP33 Chumble Doodle-Doo

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Deciding to face off in one on one combat with his greatest fear, a wendigo, Jokkish sustains numerous wounds. However, instead of finishing him off, the wendigo leaves Jokkish alone. Wonder what that means. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew goes up to the bridge in hopes of getting out of this floating rig of death. However, they instead find gooey pods with people in them. Unbeknownst to the rest of the crew, Zoop Zoop is feeling a serious maternal instinct pop in, never having children of his own. His internal clock must be ticking. Why are people in pods? What else is in these pods? Can they be trusted? How do they get off the ship? What’s wrong with making people sign a contract in order for you to save their lives? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Jan 18 2021

1hr 12mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP32 In Space No One Can Hear You Botch

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group now apparently has control of a factory that manufactures sentient robots. Formerly drunk robots that are now just highly efficient. I’m sure the group will have nothing but benevolent plans in mind for them. As for the mission at hand, the crew must eliminate the last of Plakku’s ex wives. This one is a vampire. Apparently. They land on the cruise ship and immediately find out this is not the same threat they have faced before. Perhaps, this wife actually is a monster. Locked in the ship, with no way out and no way to communicate the crew must figure out the best way to survive. What is Yokkish’s biggest fear? What happens when you get bitten enough times by some monsters? What sort of nefarious plans can you create with an army of murder robots, led by would be dictators? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Jan 11 2021

1hr 14mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP31 A DM's Cry For Help

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It all comes down to this...for some reason. Jokkish has challenged Oot Scuut to a suicidal flip clup competition. Unlike normal flip clup, this version ends with the loser offing themselves. High stakes drinking at its best. Jokkish will need to summon all of his ability with quick reflexes and an iron stomach. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew is up in the control room trying to get it working again. If they can get it functioning, it would allow the group to create more Jaegers. Why would the group want a bunch of drunk robots? Will Jokkish be victorious? What would it be like to have an overactive Jaeger on space cocaine? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Jan 04 2021

1hr

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP30 Gin-Gineering

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Successful in the elimination of a “banshee,” Yokkish has completed the first of three elimination missions. It is kind of strange that Yokkish’s ex brother in law seemingly dates a lot of women that later turn out to be monsters after they get divorced. And he owes them money. I’m sure that’s just a coincidence though. Now, Yokkish is on the hunt for a vampire. This particular vampire is hiding out with a bunch of Jaeger bots. However, they must find the secret Jaeger building facility first, which there are only a few in the entire galaxy who know that location. Who knows where to find this facility? Since when was Samuel Adams so jacked? How much for you to sell out your best customer? What is Gin-Gineering? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Dec 28 2020

1hr 6mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP29 Cheatin The Church

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yokkish has been tasked by his brother-in-law, and also head of his organization, to track down and take care of some personal monsters. Sure, he was married to them and now he’s going through messy divorces, that could result in huge alimony payments, but I’m sure he’s on the up and up. The first target, Oot Scuut, is a supposed banshee. However, she has decided to join a religious sect on Prometheus 3, the Xenon. Once you join, you become a Xenon and all your earthly possessions pass to the church (including alimony payments). What is a Xenon? What kind of person is Oot Scuut? How will a religious sect feel about killing one of their would-be members? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Dec 21 2020

1hr 3mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP28 Nut In Ya Cup

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group narrowly avoided an orbital bombardment from the Not’n’avi. Also, it seems that they are not particularly pleased with Joran. I’m sure that won’t come up later or anything. However, we now discover what is actually in that apple crate that Jokkish bought off of Bama Jean. Seems AJ Worshington now has a brain slug attached to his head and prefers to be called Zoop Zoop. Speaking of Jokkish, he has received a message from his brother in law, the head of his order the Supernatural Tracking Universal Policing & Investigative Department. He must track down three monsters across the universe and put them down before they can cause any harm. What are these three creatures? Is Zoop Zoop different from AJ Worshington? What happens if Better Earth tries to get in touch with him? How does Blockbuster work in this future? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Dec 14 2020

1hr 3mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP27 An All New Low

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! With the pad race now over, a clear winner has been determined. It is none other than the unlikely Grandpa Joe! However, in their attempt to kill Grandpa Joe as he crossed the finish line...Joe ended up decapitating his grandson Billy, the child he was trying to win the race for. Now that Joe has won, solely because of the crew by the way, the crew will now stop at nothing to make sure that Joe cannot enjoy those winnings. However, something else seems to be wrong at the race. There is an uneasy feeling, as though something awful (unrelated to the crew) is about to happen. How will the crew try to ruin Grandpa Joe? What is about to happen to the planet of Sluggogia? What is in this package from BamaJean for AJ Worshington? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Dec 07 2020

55mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP26 Days Of Blunder

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ok, I promise this is the last episode of Pad Racing! By the end of this episode we will know who the winner will be. Whether it be AJ, one of the other crewmates, Grandpa Joe, or even one of the sluggogian crime lord drivers. Hell, it might even be Tony Pepperoni. AJ starts out this episode with a big lead, and he still has two hits of Nitro left. Since no one else seems to have Nitro for some reason, seems a pretty safe bet he is going to win. Right? There are plenty of tricky track spots, such as lava tubes, tunnels, sand pits, loopdy loops and other stuff that are waiting to wreck the drivers. Who will come out on top? Will they all survive? What sort of dirty tricks are the racers going to use against one another? What is the most horrible way to claim victory? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Nov 30 2020

1hr 12mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP25 The Power Of Trogplot

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! And…They’re off! The race (finally) begins! With around 50 other racers, this may be a bit of a challenge. Luckily for them, all they need to do is finish alive in order to collect a fair bit of money! For the Lesbian Mafia, AJ Worshington needs to win. They’ve given him every advantage they can. However, it seems their pads were tampered with while they were screwing around creating beer. That damned Sal Vager! Can the crew disable whatever devices were implanted on their pads? What is going to happen in the areas with no cameras? Will AJ manage to win with all of his advantages? Who is this mysterious elderly racer, racing for his sick grandson? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Nov 23 2020

1hr 5mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP24 The Secondary Arms Race

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew is almost ready for the race! They’ve bought their pads, and paid a pretty penny, but something seems to be missing. Oh yeah! They need to get those things suped up! Since the race is on Hutteeze, it’s a good bet that there is a good mechanic somewhere on this crappy planet. Meanwhile, apparently AJ has haunted bones or something. At the race itself, the competition seems pretty stiff, and they see many of their old enemies. What is rat christ? What sort of snack foods do they have on these alien worlds? How many beers can a pad hold? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Nov 16 2020

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP23 Tap Dat Asteroid

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Our crew arrives at Hutteeze with hippies safely in hand. However, a blast from the past for Joran reaches out and asks for his help. Little is known of Joran before he joined the Tritan at the beginning of the season. He has mentioned working for the Lesbian Mafia a time or two, and now, they’ve come calling. On Hutteeze there’s a big race coming up and they need a racer. This will be a race through a course using Pads. Pad racing is a dangerous game, it’s a fairly thin vehicle with slightly folded wings. On the bright side, in the case of an accident, they tend to be pretty absorbent of blood. Once the crew completes their current task, they have to find some pads before getting into the race. Are Pad dealers different than what we know as car dealers? What are the Pequar doing out in the middle of the desert with all these shipping containers? What would happen if speaking in emoji’s was still a viable method of communication hundreds of years in the future? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Nov 09 2020

1hr 11mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP22 Joe Corgi's Corgerilla

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So it seems the Coalition Of Planets is not necessarily all the way dead. However, they did leave the crew completely high and dry as the Tenebra showed up. I mean, I’d do the same to these assholes. Luckily for them, an unexpected visitor arrives to aid them. Now, they have a new mission. To travel back across the galaxy and deliver some goods and some hippies, I mean missionaries. Certain arrangements and agreements must be made first of course. Who are these hippies? Why did the Tenebra not stick around? What are they hauling? How do you make a corgi pizza? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Nov 02 2020

1hr 8mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP21 Secrets Of The Hidden Valley

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew still hasn’t quite completed their mission yet. One more ship to search, at least this one seems like it will be easy, since it’s a Murican ship and not a Mutagos ship. Unless of course, some other ship shows up to make sure there aren’t any dirty scavengers lurking about. If they can manage to get out of there with a good haul, maybe they can make a pit stop at Marge’s Garage. Let’s just hope their scavenging rival Sal Vager isn’t there. Sal’s a Pastonian with a lot of money and influence. He also loves making our crew’s lives miserable. If they can manage to get all that done, then it’s simple to just drop off the crystals at the designation and be on their way. Right? Why did AJ abandon his brethren back on Better Earth? How will Sal try to screw them if he shows up again? What are they going to do with that damn suspected banshee? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Oct 26 2020

1hr 14mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP20 Call Of The Banshee

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This new crew is in need of some fuel. So, they have taken an odd job to make a little money. They must find some power crystals. These crystals are typically found on Mutagos ships. Luckily for them, they know where a battle has just concluded between the Muricans and the Mutagos. There are plenty of now derelict ships floating around. However, once inside, the crew decides to split up to cover more ground.  This is all well and good except AJ Worshington and Yokkish are out of their damn minds and should never be paired together. Now they’re looking for Banshees. Of course, nothing like that exists out in space right? Will Yokkish catch a Banshee? How do you tell if something is a banshee? What else might be lurking in this ship? Will they ever reinstate the orgies on the ship? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Oct 19 2020

1hr 12mins

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S5 EP19 A New Crew Embarks!

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Another time jump! This time, however, it is only a year. So much has changed however! Because the crew’s ship was a little too hot and everyone was looking for it, they parked it in an asteroid in an uncontrolled part of space. Speaking of control, the battle lines have been drawn and numerous sectors of space have been split up. The Mutagos and the Hexiuns have banded together, the Muricans of course rule over their sector, the Sluggogians wield their power in the form of money and lastly the Not’n’avi control their section with advanced technology. On top of all of this, the Tenebra scour the galaxy and do away with anyone they find a threat. Many of the crew have left too. Now, with only a rag tag group of assholes, they pilot a junker. Working as salvagers and smugglers, they make their way in the universe. We pick up with the crew as they begin a mission to make some money to pay for gas. What is this mission? Who are these people? How many of them are out of their minds? What the hell is a banshee? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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Oct 12 2020

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Da Best

By Apophis101 - Feb 06 2020
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The best D&amp;D podcast yet!

Amazing

By Darkzerofusion83 - Jan 14 2020
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Truly an amazing podcast can’t get enough of the continuous character changes