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My Dad Wrote A Porno

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Warning: This podcast is a series podcast

This means episodes are recommended to be heard in order from the very start. Here's the 10 best episodes of the series anyway though!

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S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'

In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

40mins

25 Nov 2019

Rank #1

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S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall'

Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set...See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

38mins

5 Jun 2017

Rank #2

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S4E1 - 'Dearly Beloved'

Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele's Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody really care?See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

40mins

27 Aug 2018

Rank #3

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S3E3 - 'Dinner at the Duke's Table'

Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction...See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

37mins

12 Jun 2017

Rank #4

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Footnotes: Finale Predictions

Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone...See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

12mins

28 Nov 2019

Rank #5

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S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit'

In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time...See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

41mins

12 Nov 2018

Rank #6

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S1E1 - 'The Job Interview'

In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

27mins

5 Oct 2015

Rank #7

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S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'

In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece?See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

45mins

9 Dec 2019

Rank #8

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S5E5 - 'Smiffy'

Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

37mins

7 Oct 2019

Rank #9

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S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter'

It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

45mins

1 Aug 2016

Rank #10

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S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch'

In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed...See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

42mins

19 Nov 2018

Rank #11

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S3E12 - 'Butch The Sunburnt Kid'

Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marinaSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

38mins

14 Aug 2017

Rank #12

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S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can'

Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial clientSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

41mins

22 Oct 2018

Rank #13

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S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'

The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her?Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/liveSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

41mins

16 Sep 2019

Rank #14

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S4E4 - 'Zachariah's Magic Wand'

Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy...See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

40mins

17 Sep 2018

Rank #15

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S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons'

The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

36mins

1 Oct 2018

Rank #16

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S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away'

Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next...See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

43mins

26 Sep 2016

Rank #17

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S4E7 - 'Copier Blues'

James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

34mins

8 Oct 2018

Rank #18

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S5E3 - 'The Safe House'

Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz.Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/liveSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

41mins

23 Sep 2019

Rank #19

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S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'

Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation...See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

41mins

30 Sep 2019

Rank #20