Ranked #1

35: Andy's Vasectomy (or: "You're still a man.")
35: Andy's Vasectomy (or: "You're still a man.")
And we're back! Season 3 kicks off with quite possibly our best episode ever. There comes a time in a man's life when he... Read more
29 Oct 2019
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44mins
Ranked #2

11: The Day I Became a Dad (or: "Here at Kaiser we value skin-to-skin time.")
11: The Day I Became a Dad (or: "Here at Kaiser we value skin-to-skin time.")
Usually it's just moms telling their birth stories and stealing all of the glory because they actually had the baby - bu... Read more
4 Apr 2018
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28mins
Ranked #3

03: Vacation (or: "The Vacation Dad Abides")
03: Vacation (or: "The Vacation Dad Abides")
Vacation Dad - can he be more than a cranky, hurried, harried ruiner of fun? The guys discuss vacations, how they've cha... Read more
6 Nov 2017
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38mins
Ranked #4

04: Thanksgiving (or: "Chain Wallets at JC Penney")
04: Thanksgiving (or: "Chain Wallets at JC Penney")
Thanksgiving! Turkey, mashed potatoes, football, family and (once upon a time)...sweet sweet naps. The guys talk about n... Read more
16 Nov 2017
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33mins
Ranked #5

Special episode: Guns (or: "we're here to ruin Thanksgiving.")
Special episode: Guns (or: "we're here to ruin Thanksgiving.")
We're back with a very different episode from our usual silliness. Kevin goes deep into the issue of guns and mass shoo... Read more
27 Nov 2019
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1hr 31mins
Ranked #6

27: Worrying (or: "is it legal to bleach a kid’s mouth?")
27: Worrying (or: "is it legal to bleach a kid’s mouth?")
Having a kid turns even the most optimistic of us into worriers. You love them so much and they're so dumb and dangerous... Read more
6 Mar 2019
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36mins
Ranked #7

36: Halloween (or: "Depression Peanuts and G.I. Joe Turds”)
36: Halloween (or: "Depression Peanuts and G.I. Joe Turds”)
Halloween recap! The guys talk about a T-Rex fight at school, Tyler's encounter with a banshee, Kevin calls his sweet be... Read more
12 Nov 2019
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59mins
Ranked #8

14: Father's Day (or: "I go ham in that bath")
14: Father's Day (or: "I go ham in that bath")
Father's Day y'all! The most important day of the year approaches and buckle up because we are extra full of ourselves t... Read more
13 Jun 2018
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35mins
Ranked #9

24: Secrets (or: "She sees surprises as insults")
24: Secrets (or: "She sees surprises as insults")
Y'all be cool ok it's time to talk about secrets. Specifically, how our kids cannot handle them at all and make the proc... Read more
23 Jan 2019
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48mins
Ranked #10

15: Ask HeyDad (or: "The entire male species can't possibly be collectively continually constipated?")
15: Ask HeyDad (or: "The entire male species can't possibly be collectively continually constipated?")
You have questions, we have answers maybe. We're tackling the big stuff - why dads take so long to poop, how to be encou... Read more
27 Jun 2018
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32mins
Ranked #11

34: Performance Review (or: "San Francisco's hottest club is...")
34: Performance Review (or: "San Francisco's hottest club is...")
If being a dad is "the most important job you'll ever have," then it's time for a performance review. Tyler does some ve... Read more
25 Jul 2019
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48mins
Ranked #12

05: Josh Lovelace (or: "Danny Trejo and the Terrific Trejo Band")
05: Josh Lovelace (or: "Danny Trejo and the Terrific Trejo Band")
Our first interview! Josh Lovelace of NEEDTOBREATHE joins us to talk about his new kids record: "Josh Lovelace and Frien... Read more
30 Nov 2017
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32mins
Ranked #13

16: Technology (or: "A Tantrum in a Goat Field.")
16: Technology (or: "A Tantrum in a Goat Field.")
We're back with episode 16! The guys talk about technology and our pathetic attempts to integrate it into our kids' live... Read more
24 Jul 2018
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36mins
Ranked #14

06: Holiday (or: "A Sharecropper in a John Steinbeck Novel")
06: Holiday (or: "A Sharecropper in a John Steinbeck Novel")
The Holidays! The guys talk about presents, Santa, managing expectations, we get into some hot takes about Holiday-theme... Read more
12 Dec 2017
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33mins
Ranked #15

28: Cleaning (or: that fat dude from Seinfeld got eaten on the toilet")
28: Cleaning (or: that fat dude from Seinfeld got eaten on the toilet")
How, just how does everything get so messy so quickly? The podfathers discuss messiness, conflict about said messiness, ... Read more
2 Apr 2019
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55mins
Ranked #16

10: The 10th Episode Extravaganza (or: "What a Ride")
10: The 10th Episode Extravaganza (or: "What a Ride")
Episode 10! The guys get together to look back on their immense success. We share some of the clips and stories that we ... Read more
20 Mar 2018
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28mins
Ranked #17

30: Mother's Day (or: "Somehow we got our mom to be on the podcast!")
30: Mother's Day (or: "Somehow we got our mom to be on the podcast!")
Mother's Day! The guys describe how watching our wives give birth makes us borderline worship them, Tyler seamlessly wor... Read more
10 May 2019
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41mins
Ranked #18

25: Parenting for an Audience (or: "Blueberry-related crimes.")
25: Parenting for an Audience (or: "Blueberry-related crimes.")
Heyoooo it's new episode time. Today we're talking about when you have to be a dad in front of other people, and all of ... Read more
6 Feb 2019
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42mins
Ranked #19

17: Road Trips (or: "You know what? You drive.")
17: Road Trips (or: "You know what? You drive.")
We're back! The guys talk through how traveling is so different post-kids, all of us confess to being mediocre + overly ... Read more
29 Aug 2018
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46mins
Ranked #20

18: Work-Mode vs. Dad-Mode (or: "This is my mom, this is the spoon. Anyway, my room's upstairs")
18: Work-Mode vs. Dad-Mode (or: "This is my mom, this is the spoon. Anyway, my room's upstairs")
Episode 18 is all about the topic we get asked about more than any other - the transition from work-mode to dad-mode. Wh... Read more
24 Sep 2018
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35mins