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Totally Married

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Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

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Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

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By Smeadows11 - Nov 07 2019
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I’m a working mom/wife that works 4:30pm-3am and this podcast keeps me going. I love listening to pass the time. Andy and Elizabethan both funny and down to earth. Serious and goofy you’ll never know what you’ll get when you start an episode. Hope to have more episodes :( came in after the episodes stopped and I’m already needing more!

Love!!!

By Cecymia - May 25 2017
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I absolutely love this podcast! I

iTunes Ratings

1451 Ratings
Average Ratings
863
532
18
15
23

Love it

By Smeadows11 - Nov 07 2019
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I’m a working mom/wife that works 4:30pm-3am and this podcast keeps me going. I love listening to pass the time. Andy and Elizabethan both funny and down to earth. Serious and goofy you’ll never know what you’ll get when you start an episode. Hope to have more episodes :( came in after the episodes stopped and I’m already needing more!

Love!!!

By Cecymia - May 25 2017
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I absolutely love this podcast! I
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Totally Married

Latest release on Jan 18, 2019

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Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

Rank #1: 176 - Totally Married Love Connection!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss listener comments and follow ups plus the awesome opportunity for Elizabeth’s dream come true - a totally married love connection! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to handle a Dad’s new girlfriend at your wedding, whether to maintain friendships that induce social anxiety, how to be supportive to a spouse with mental illness and self esteem issues, and how to move on after a devastating break up from a  six year relationship when you are still living together. Enjoy!

Nov 17 2014

59mins

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Rank #2: 172 - You are a B! And you are a W!

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Elizabeth regales Andy with the tale of the trash bag of the week, a woman who called Elizabeth both a bitch AND a whore at the United States Post Office. Then they answer listener questions about staying for love or leaving for home, what is newly dating sex etiquette from a guys and girls perspective, what to do when your partner is in a different life stage than you and wants more commitment than you can give, how to handle a boyfriend who is still in a co-dependent relationship with his ex, plus an interesting tidbit from a listener about our favorite topic: bald vaginas! Enjoy! 

Oct 20 2014

56mins

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Rank #3: 142 - A Tale Of Two Cheeks!

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Introducing Theodora "Teddy" Mae Rosen! Laimeweds, we are in the throes of new parenthood - the elation, the exhaustion, the philosophical and the poop. We wanted to share our journey getting here with you all - the birth story, the feelings, how the animals are doing and what life has been like on this other side. Apologies if we're a little "slow" or "spacey" or "crying a lot" (elizabeth) ~ all of our energy has gone towards loving, obsessing over and staring at our perfect little bundle! We'll be back in our usual action someday... in the meantime, TEDDY! Enjoy!

Mar 24 2014

54mins

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Rank #4: 295 - Mitey Big Questions!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the meaning of life, and their gratitude for the life roll of the dice they got before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to manage anxiety about relationships after some relationship PTSD, and how to dig deep to make major moves in creative work, if it's okay to let a friendship fade even if she's going to be a bridesmaid, and at what age do boys become grown ass men? Enjoy!

May 08 2017

43mins

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Rank #5: 177 - Planta Gratis!

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Want some free plants or some planta gratis? Elizabeth and Andy discuss one of the many reasons why they adore their landlord before giving plenty of super unqualified advice to listener questions about finding ways to cope with anger issues, how to handle a toxic long term friendship, how to meet other lesbians in a small southern town, whether or not to switch majors in college to something you're passionate about (film, in this case) or stay the course to please your family, finding a way to let your coworkers know you are reading their mouths because of hearing issues, not because they have food stuck in their teeth, and lastly, how to handle friends who are still stuck in party mode when you are heading towards happy grown-ups-ville? Enjoy! 

Nov 24 2014

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Rank #6: 180 - Decision Fatigue!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the concept of "decision fatigue" plus the burden of wealth as well as the recent "thing" Elizabeth did that made her feel oh so good. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about crushing on a coworker and fantasizing about them, and whether or not to share the details of a sordid bachelor party with your wife after the fact, even though you did not participate. Enjoy!

Dec 15 2014

1hr 4mins

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Rank #7: 294 - Long Haul Or Short Stop?

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the merits of podcasting - to continue or not to continue? Plus her new phone, and of course some more discussion about their future documentary on pubic hair. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to navigate interviewing family for a blog that would explore tense family dynamics, what to do about a husband who is "rockin' the bed" on his own after lights out, whether or not to give a boyfriend another chance who isn't stepping up for your kids, how to handle a mother in law and husband who won't compromise in their treatment of each other, what to do about family reactions to the choice to leave a toxic sister out of your wedding invites, and lastly how to continue writing with creative freedom when your blog has caused a boundary-less mother in law to react negatively? Enjoy!

May 01 2017

56mins

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Rank #8: 188 - The Seven Year Itch!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the past seven years of marriage as well as multiple stories that involve deceipt and Andy’s cookies before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about an upcoming West Coast trip, how to get involved in television and film production, what the etiquette is in re-naming rescue dogs, how to handle finances in a marriage where one person makes significantly more (and whether that entitles them to have more say), how to navigate dating two roommates at once (or not) and lastly a question about how to move forward with a wife who suspects you of cheating when you have been totally faithful. Enjoy!

Feb 09 2015

58mins

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Rank #9: 292 - Spying With Elizabeth And Andy!

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This episode begins with a riveting segment called what are Elizabeth and Andy's neighbors doing in real time? Then they discuss another nail biter - whether or not wipes are flushable - before giving their extremely unqualified advice to listener questions about how to navigate on online relationship when you don't have much experience, how to proceed having political discussions with those you don't agree with, whether or not to maintain a relationship with a father figure who is toxic, how to be supportive of a partner who suffers from depression while still having a voice in the relationship, and whether or not to move on from an old flame who still is in a limbo/friend zone? Enjoy!

Apr 10 2017

44mins

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Rank #10: 181 - Merriest Wishes!

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Happy Holidays Laimeweds! Let the eggnog flow, the mistletoe inspire and the love fill your hearts! We love you! We discuss Christmas spirit, more post office run ins and why Andy has decided to take a phone break from social media. Then we answer listener questions about moving back in together after a breakup, how to handle a racist grandma, how to find love as a gay blind person in NYC, and lastly, what to do when your spouse is a giver in his heart but not a GIVER in the bedroom, if you know what we mean. Enjoy!

Dec 22 2014

1hr 4mins

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Rank #11: 284 - How Do You Bounce Back?

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Tough days in casa Rosen! Elizabeth and Andy discuss how to bounce back, a new "political pocket" and too many other things before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to navigate life after having an abusive mother, how to move on from a broken heart and a relationship ending with no closure, and whether "man-children" will grow up naturally or if there needs to be more inspiration to do so from their partner? Enjoy!

Feb 13 2017

1hr 1min

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Rank #12: 92 - An Honest Episode!

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Y'all. Marriage isn't always roses. And we are married, so.... Shit gets real in this episode. Then Andy and Elizabeth answer listener questions about different work ethics within a relationship, how to handle a rambunctious puppy, and what to do when your husband's sex drive has gone sayonara. Enjoy!

Aug 21 2013

45mins

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Rank #13: 189 - Edging is Edgy!

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Happy Valentine's Day Laimeweds! Today Elizabeth and Andy discuss their work style - 100% versus 85% versus a record low 35% Elizabeth witnessed during her day out. After a quick recap from last week's comments, a quick discussion of a fun voicemail regarding "edging" and a new segment wherein they (sloppily, this time!) Shout out listener's amazon purchases, they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not to contest stuff with a bad landlord, how to choose what career to pursue out of highschool, what to do about a past friendship that has become super toxic, and how to politely decline a wedding of a friend you are trying to hold at arms length (and then some.) Enjoy!

Feb 16 2015

55mins

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Rank #14: 168 - When Your Friend Cheats!

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After a hefty  (and well deserved) plug for Andy's new podcast dropping this week (Totally Beverages & Sometimes Hot Sauce!) Elizabeth and Andy dive into a bevy of listener questions about what's the deal with public hair grooming these days, how to handle navigating a new relationship when his last one ended in mystery, what to do when your partner leaves for long stretches of time without being in touch and doesn't feel the need to justify or apologize, what to do about the vegan in the dinner group, how to motivate a spouse to join you in a journey to good health, and lastly, what does one do when you are questioned by your bestie's girlfriend about whether or not he's cheating... When he is, and she's your friend too. Enjoy!

Sep 22 2014

1hr 2mins

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Rank #15: 279 - Shark Tankin' 4 EVA!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss whether or not following your dreams is the right advice for everyone, and then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether to respond to a rude and personal FB message from an acquaintance, how to urge a friend to stop constantly complaining to you about her husband, how to participate in your husband's family relationship when you're never included, and how to deal with parents' visits when they are draining and hard to be around? Enjoy!

Dec 05 2016

56mins

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Rank #16: 288 - Going Dog-gone Crazy!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the heroism of law enforcement, why Elon Musk might be slightly overrated in Elizabeth's opinion, and Andy's new awesome studio before giving their unqualified advice to a bunch of dog questions - how to navigate neighbors' whose kids won't leave your dog alone, what to do about spotting a dog locked in a car, and how to train a beagle to stop sniffing every person who passes. PLUS questions about getting a friend to stop coming to you with relationship crisis', how to support a partner who is falling into a dark depression, and how to be a great gift-giver like Andy? Enjoy!

Mar 13 2017

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Rank #17: 278 - So Grateful For Hotels!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss Gratitude on the heels of Thanksgiving before giving their unqualified advice to a bunch of great listener questions about whether being fat is a deal breaker in a marriage, how to navigate a change of heart in a partner regarding becoming parents, whether or not to tell a current boyfriend that a friend is actually an ex, what to do to connect as a married couple before having children, how to get your husband to have your back in public, what to do about a boyfriend who is dragging his feet in the proposing department, and how to be there for your wife who is going through fertility treatments? Enjoy!

Nov 28 2016

59mins

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Rank #18: 286 - A New Life For The Victrola!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss Andy's recent Craigslist purchase and subsequent sale, whether or not to stain an Ikea purchase before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to get over a chronic crush, how to speak to and raise children around spirituality and religion, and how to broach the subject of becoming parents with a spouse who seems eternally reluctant? Enjoy! 

Feb 27 2017

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Rank #19: 287 - God or Animal?

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss his experience as Juror number 5, humans as animals versus humans as god, and they form a loose pact to embark on a meditation journey together! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether to make plans to get out of a long distance relationship or move to the same city, how to navigate a tricky relationship with a new mother in law figure, how to get engaged in a non traditional way that will please the parents, and how to help a sister who is gunning for a champagne wedding on a beer budget? Enjoy!

Mar 06 2017

1hr 3mins

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Rank #20: 291 - Crack Den For Sale!

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Short but sweet! Elizabeth and Andy discuss the costs and cons of living a creative life in LA before giving their unqualified advice to a single listener question about how to move on from a long term relationship and breakup that blindsided you? Enjoy!

Apr 03 2017

29mins

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BONUS: Introducing Josie & Jonny are Having a Baby (With You!)

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Here’s a new podcast for you: as new parents, comedians Josie and Jonny bring their humor and genuine curiosity into each conversation to get answers to questions they’re completely clueless about. Each episode of their podcast, Josie & Jonny are Having a Baby, features creators of all types talking candidly about what it means to raise a baby into a full on adult human. Check it out in Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/josie-jonny-are-having-a-baby-with-you/id1447700274?mt=2

Jan 18 2019

3mins

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335 - The Last Totally Married!

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Laimeweds, it's been a blast. Nearly seven years!! We've laughed, we've cried, we've ranted, we've unqualified advice'd and we shared the intimate stories of the births of our children. And it's all thanks to you--Thank you for the incredible memories, for supporting a marriage that is stronger thanks to these episodes and for helping us create this audio time capsule that we kind of hope our kids never listen to... We love you.

Feb 19 2018

55mins

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334 - #MeToo - Peter Rofe Is Finally Outted!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss their big podcast news! (Check out their patreon for more! https://www.patreon.com/totallylaime) Then Elizabeth is FINALLY able to speak freely about the voiceover coach who assaulted her and at least 30 other women - Peter Rofe - now that he's been outted! Hooray!

Feb 12 2018

1hr 6mins

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333 - Ten Years In!

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In this special anniversary episode (also, a very petite episode - sorry for the coughing!), Elizabeth and Andy reflect on their ten years of marriage and eight years of podcasting (!!!)

Feb 05 2018

18mins

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332 - Faking It All!

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Andy shares a story of a guy who faked it all the way to the top before he and Elizabeth give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to avoid chit chat with a coworker when you need to focus, to what degree and how to stay in a baby brother's life when his mom is estranged from you, how to deal with tension between in laws now that there's been a weird feeling regarding broken boundaries, and how to deal with sexualized clothing (or not sexualized) for our kids that makes you uncomfortable? Enjoy!

Jan 29 2018

1hr 6mins

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331 - I'm Just So High!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss past nicknames, why Andy stopped drinking brown liquor back in the day and the one way Elizabeth is annoying when she gets high. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to keep in mind when starting a podcast, and how to navigate shared car expenses when it comes to shared custody of teenage children? Enjoy!

Jan 22 2018

53mins

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330 - New Beginnings!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss their joy for a friend's new baby and the special times in life where the world slows down. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how they made the intro songs for each episode, how to handle the guilt when quitting a job, and a specific question for Dr. Rosen Rosen about setting up electronic drums! Enjoy!

Jan 15 2018

48mins

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329 - Send Your Siblings Some Love!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss, in no particular order: her streak of sowing oats in '04 including the infamous marine one night stand and another less notable, VAPING, and how their NY resolutions are going. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to protect your kids from a grumpy and sexist old grandfather, how to navigate a limited wedding guest list with the  mother of the bride, and how to strengthen your connection with your long-distance siblings? Enjoy!

Jan 08 2018

59mins

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328 - Ringing In 2018!!

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Happy New Year!! Elizabeth and Andy discuss their 2018 resolutions, plus a big thank you and shout out to their awesome listeners. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about healing after a friend and coworker secretly packed heat on a business trip and how to repair the ambition/positivity divide in a marriage? Enjoy and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Jan 01 2018

55mins

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327 - Merry Birthday, Jesus and Happy Christmas, Santa!

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Elizabeth and Andy reflect on the year, discuss why she thinks she was a man in a past life and then give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to do about processing a past assault, how to deal with a Mother In Law who always steals your Christmas gift thunder, how to deal with a partner who is unwilling to pick up after himself or participate in family life? Also a fun update from a past listener who BOUNCED! See you in the New Year and Enjoy!

Dec 25 2017

51mins

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326 - Wait, Let's Talk About Weight!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss new schedules and the unsolvable mysteries of life before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about getting closure on a friendship that ended without your say, how to be supportive of your sister during her labor, and lastly a doozy about the emotional side of weight gain in marriage which leads to a long discussion about weight and bodies and all that jazz! Enjoy!

Dec 18 2017

57mins

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325 - Hypothetical Ethical Quandry!

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Andy stumps Elizabeth with a hypothetical ethical question before a healthy political pocket and their unqualified answer to a listener question about whether or not it's okay to fantasize about an ex in order to keep the steam alive in your marriage? Enjoy!

Dec 11 2017

1hr 2mins

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324 - The Countdown Begins!

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Elizabeth and Andy share their podcast future plans which involve this very podcast! (Not to worry, they aren't going anywhere) Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about dealing with a neighbor who is spreading ignorant rumors, how to judge a political representative based on their NRA rating, whether to buck a wedding tradition for your own principles or just go along with it to appease others, how to deal with a friend who is not self aware and tends to bad-mouth other friends, whether to bounce or not from a job that is draining (sorry for not fully answering this one! We got distracted!) and lastly, what to do about a boss who is making you uncomfortable and bordering on sexual harassment? Enjoy!

Dec 04 2017

53mins

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323 - Grateful!

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Andy and Elizabeth discuss gratitude and some special "Dad" sightings this holiday season. Then they give their (still!) unqualified advice to listener questions about how to approach a major breach of trust in a relationship because of a seemingly very dumb lie, and where to get informed and trusted political guidance in order to ace those political debates and text your representatives. Enjoy!

Nov 27 2017

59mins

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322 - Thanks To Plan B!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss family planning and Andy gives Elizabeth an early Christmas gift! Then, many political pockets later (haha) they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about a fiance who isn't budging on major life choices, how to navigate the subject of religion with a toddler, when you aren't religious, and how to proceed in a divorce with love and respect and well-being for your child first and foremost. Enjoy!

Nov 20 2017

1hr 12mins

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321 - Finding Hope In Random Documentaries!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the recent doc that helped her feel that there is a god in this otherwise seemingly dumpster fire of an existence in Trumpland! An added bonus of discussion about sexual assault, and the recent scandals. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not to take depression meds during pregnancy, how to heal hurt feelings over a pregnancy reveal, and how to find a therapist who is effective when you have no time and no money? Enjoy!

Nov 13 2017

1hr 7mins

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320 - Dreams Coming True!

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Elizabeth shares her good work news and talks about the thing that saved her anxious mind while waiting for the news (spoiler alert: It's OPRAH) Then she and Andy discuss the latex glove mystery of their week before giving their incredibly unqualified advice to listener questions about navigating a tumultuous family relationship especially in front of your kids, how to deal with roommates who agreed to the rules and are now rebelling against them, and how to cope with trying to conceive anxiety as well as baby-name differences? Enjoy!

Nov 06 2017

54mins

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319 - Spooky Spooktacular!

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Happy Halloween Laimewads!! We start the episode with some excited news about future podcast plans! Then we discuss some spooky Hallow's eve stuff - pumpkins, mummies, ghosts, oh my!! We end with our answers to listener questions about dealing with ghosts, and how to deal with the horror of being a true blue democrat in a very red town - now that's terrifying! Enjoy!

Oct 30 2017

1hr 2mins

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318 - Dudes Becoming Allies!

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Elizabeth and Andy follow up to her assault story from last week with a bananas update! Then they discuss the question on everyone's mind: how many garbage bins worth of refuse fit into a garbage truck? Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about getting closure from a friend who ghosted you in a time of need, and how to cope with mother-in-law directed rage? Enjoy!

Oct 23 2017

1hr 2mins

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317 - Spooky Memories And Creepy People!

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(TRIGGER WARNING) Elizabeth and Andy discuss their memorable experiences from Halloween to Ghosts, as well as a big, intense discussion about sexual assault and misogyny in Hollywood and beyond. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not it was childish to bounce from someone for forgetting a birthday, and if it's morally okay to move in with someone when finances play a role in the choice? Enjoy!

Oct 16 2017

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iTunes Ratings

1451 Ratings
Average Ratings
863
532
18
15
23

Love it

By Smeadows11 - Nov 07 2019
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I’m a working mom/wife that works 4:30pm-3am and this podcast keeps me going. I love listening to pass the time. Andy and Elizabethan both funny and down to earth. Serious and goofy you’ll never know what you’ll get when you start an episode. Hope to have more episodes :( came in after the episodes stopped and I’m already needing more!

Love!!!

By Cecymia - May 25 2017
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I absolutely love this podcast! I