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Totally Married

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Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

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Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

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By Smeadows11 - Nov 07 2019
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I’m a working mom/wife that works 4:30pm-3am and this podcast keeps me going. I love listening to pass the time. Andy and Elizabethan both funny and down to earth. Serious and goofy you’ll never know what you’ll get when you start an episode. Hope to have more episodes :( came in after the episodes stopped and I’m already needing more!

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By Cecymia - May 25 2017
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I absolutely love this podcast! I

iTunes Ratings

1446 Ratings
Average Ratings
862
532
16
13
23

Love it

By Smeadows11 - Nov 07 2019
Read more
I’m a working mom/wife that works 4:30pm-3am and this podcast keeps me going. I love listening to pass the time. Andy and Elizabethan both funny and down to earth. Serious and goofy you’ll never know what you’ll get when you start an episode. Hope to have more episodes :( came in after the episodes stopped and I’m already needing more!

Love!!!

By Cecymia - May 25 2017
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I absolutely love this podcast! I

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Totally Married

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Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

70 - Casual Encounters How-To!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss not one but TWO excellent follow ups to the casual encounters question as well as address listener questions about obnoxious sister-in-laws, working behind the scenes in entertainment, a music question for Andy and what to do when the dog of the house is guarding the house from you. Enjoy!

Jun 05 2013

43mins

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69 - Test Drive!

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Elizabeth discusses her joy over a potential new car before she and Andy answer listener questions about whether people can tell when someone is a functioning alcoholic, what to do when your good friend goes creepy, how to move on with your life in spite of an overbearing mother, and how to proceed if you want to break into the music business! Enjoy!

Jun 03 2013

48mins

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276 - Turning Despair Into Action!

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Elizabeth and Andy lick the wounds of the election and try to make heads or tails of this turn. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about negotiating parenting styles, how to find your sexuality in your twenties, and how to reconcile being a second favorite family to your in-laws? Enjoy!

Nov 14 2016

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75 - We Gots Some New Wheels!

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All hail the Volvo! Elizabeth and Andy discuss the new love of their lives as well as answer listener questions about Facebook update etiquette in relationships, how to navigate raising kids in a veggie/non veggie household, whether or not to continue a crush that requires booze, and how to handle a spouse who's social behavior is vastly different from your own. Enjoy!

Jun 24 2013

38mins

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77 - Gym Fail!

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Elizabeth explains why the gym just ain't cutting it and makes an announcement regarding her future physical endeavors before she and Andy dive into not one but TWO voicemails as well as answer listener questions about how to handle jealousy between Mom and Mom-in-law, whether or not it's weird to be proud of someone for graduating highschool, and if it's a good idea to reach out to an ex friend for closure a year after the falling out. Enjoy!

Jul 01 2013

50mins

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298 - Vasectomy Vs. Bullet Journal!

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Elizabeth and Andy both have their own very important announcements to make today! Both have to do with good things coming to an end! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to form a good relationship with a future mother in law who is bad at boundaries, how to navigate a spouses friendship that seems toxic or negative, and if Elizabeth and Andy stand by their answer to the question of whether or not to have a third child? Enjoy!

May 29 2017

57mins

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67 - Memorial Daze!

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Oh no! Ruby isn't feeling too well which is bumming her parents out on this fine holiday, but they soldier on and answer listener questions about moving away from NYC, how to handle friendship breakups, how to let go of people not liking you, and an Andy-specific question about lyric writing contents - yay or nay? Enjoy!

May 27 2013

43mins

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316 - Fake It Til Ya Keep On Having To Fake It!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the merits/pitfalls of the concept of faking it 'til you make it, as well as share stories of their attempts at it! After a (hopefully) positive political pocket, they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to do to help an alcoholic mother and also protect yourself, and how to navigate anti depressants while trying to conceive, through pregnancy and beyond? Enjoy!

Oct 09 2017

56mins

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222 - To Head In The Sand Or Not To?

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the anxiety surrounding their neighbor's yard as well as the recent gun control swell and whether it's okay to opt out of political and social news. Then they give their super unqualified advice to listener questions about what to tell a gay relative who is coming out to his family, and how to handle a bridesmaid who clearly isn't the greatest friend? Enjoy!

Oct 12 2015

1hr 3mins

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224 - Let's Get To Questions!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent "boring" therapy session which is a good thing as well as a profound realization on Elizabeth's part to not judge a book by its cover when in comes to people in crisis. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to handle early morning barking dogs, how to address a coworker who's attitude needs an adjustment, whether or not to become a stay at home mom when an expensive education hang in the balance, how to select a bridal party, whether or not to move internationally when a baby's on the way and there's concern about an aging parent at home, how to heal from a terrible incident amongst family members that appears to have no hope for closure, and how to communicate with a husband who has a confounding response to asks for help? Enjoy!

Oct 26 2015

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202 - Feminine Troubles!

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Squeamish warning: Elizabeth and Andy discuss tampons and butt stuff (what else?) on today's episode before doling out their unqualified advice on some great listener questions about bachelor party expectations, how to start writing sketches, whether to stick in it with a guy who seems distant early on, how to get your houseguests to take reasonable showers, and lastly, to move or not to move for your beau? Enjoy!

May 18 2015

58mins

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78 - Fear Factors!

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Elizabeth and Andy are fresh off their trip to Boise, Idaho! The discuss white water rafting, Elizabeth's re-ignited fear of flying and then answer listener questions about online/offline dating, to cheat or not to cheat, whether to get out there in the online dating world after being widowed, and what to do when your best friend's tongue is consistently down her boyfriend's throat. in public. Enjoy!

Jul 03 2013

48mins

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278 - So Grateful For Hotels!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss Gratitude on the heels of Thanksgiving before giving their unqualified advice to a bunch of great listener questions about whether being fat is a deal breaker in a marriage, how to navigate a change of heart in a partner regarding becoming parents, whether or not to tell a current boyfriend that a friend is actually an ex, what to do to connect as a married couple before having children, how to get your husband to have your back in public, what to do about a boyfriend who is dragging his feet in the proposing department, and how to be there for your wife who is going through fertility treatments? Enjoy!

Nov 28 2016

59mins

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231 - And Then There Were Four!

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In this special episode, we are thrilled to share our joyful news of our baby boy, Otis, joining our family! We are over the moon with happiness and excited to share the story of his birth (born in the Volvo!) as well as how the first week has been and how having this sweet little angel in our family has been for each of us. We are filled with love and gratitude and sending that your way as well - Happy Holidays everyone!

Dec 23 2015

56mins

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65 - Wack Birth Control!

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They're back from vacation and ready to roll, discussing their recent discussion about the pull out method as well as answering listener questions about Mother's day when you are mother-less, feeling out whether marriage is on the horizon, whether or not women and men can be friends without sexual tension, and a particularly stumping question about continuing to date someone when the sexual spark just isn't there. Enjoy!

May 20 2013

49mins

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313 - Trying Things!

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Elizabeth and Andy make a spur of the moment decision to try instagram-live-ing this episode, so bear with them! They discuss butt itch, body image and new frontiers before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to be a supportive friend during the labor and delivery of your bestie's first child, whether or not a college degree is necessary to get into a career in writing, and what to do about a special relationship in which you suddenly get ghosted? Enjoy!

Sep 18 2017

58mins

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309 - Craigslist Score!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the glorious Craigslist score they just made as well as a really sad story for Elizabeth vs. a sweet innocent bird. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to overcome ingrained body image issues to rock some lingerie, and a question about small talk etiquette in an office? Enjoy!

Aug 21 2017

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80 - I Love You's Count!

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Andy and Elizabeth reveal their "I love you" numbers to each other before discussing the best gift Elizabeth's ever received. Then they answer listener questions about living at home in your twenties, how to balance two ambitious spouses pursuing demanding careers, whether to risk losing a friendship by sharing your feelings, and two of our fave topics in marriage: religion and sexuality! Enjoy!

Jul 10 2013

42mins

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79 - Hold The Bacon!

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Elizabeth gives Andy a shout out for his latest husband hero moment before they discuss listener questions about dating profile user names, how to manage the "i love yous" in a newly serious relationship, how to navigate adopting a dog when a baby is on the scene, whether moving to a music hub is the right choice for an engineer, how to move on after a breakup, and lastly, is not having tons of friends normal/okay? Enjoy!

Jul 08 2013

41mins

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322 - Thanks To Plan B!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss family planning and Andy gives Elizabeth an early Christmas gift! Then, many political pockets later (haha) they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about a fiance who isn't budging on major life choices, how to navigate the subject of religion with a toddler, when you aren't religious, and how to proceed in a divorce with love and respect and well-being for your child first and foremost. Enjoy!

Nov 20 2017

1hr 12mins

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BONUS: Introducing Josie & Jonny are Having a Baby (With You!)

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Here’s a new podcast for you: as new parents, comedians Josie and Jonny bring their humor and genuine curiosity into each conversation to get answers to questions they’re completely clueless about. Each episode of their podcast, Josie & Jonny are Having a Baby, features creators of all types talking candidly about what it means to raise a baby into a full on adult human. Check it out in Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/josie-jonny-are-having-a-baby-with-you/id1447700274?mt=2

Jan 18 2019

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335 - The Last Totally Married!

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Laimeweds, it's been a blast. Nearly seven years!! We've laughed, we've cried, we've ranted, we've unqualified advice'd and we shared the intimate stories of the births of our children. And it's all thanks to you--Thank you for the incredible memories, for supporting a marriage that is stronger thanks to these episodes and for helping us create this audio time capsule that we kind of hope our kids never listen to... We love you.

Feb 19 2018

55mins

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334 - #MeToo - Peter Rofe Is Finally Outted!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss their big podcast news! (Check out their patreon for more! https://www.patreon.com/totallylaime) Then Elizabeth is FINALLY able to speak freely about the voiceover coach who assaulted her and at least 30 other women - Peter Rofe - now that he's been outted! Hooray!

Feb 12 2018

1hr 6mins

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333 - Ten Years In!

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In this special anniversary episode (also, a very petite episode - sorry for the coughing!), Elizabeth and Andy reflect on their ten years of marriage and eight years of podcasting (!!!)

Feb 05 2018

18mins

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332 - Faking It All!

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Andy shares a story of a guy who faked it all the way to the top before he and Elizabeth give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to avoid chit chat with a coworker when you need to focus, to what degree and how to stay in a baby brother's life when his mom is estranged from you, how to deal with tension between in laws now that there's been a weird feeling regarding broken boundaries, and how to deal with sexualized clothing (or not sexualized) for our kids that makes you uncomfortable? Enjoy!

Jan 29 2018

1hr 6mins

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331 - I'm Just So High!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss past nicknames, why Andy stopped drinking brown liquor back in the day and the one way Elizabeth is annoying when she gets high. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to keep in mind when starting a podcast, and how to navigate shared car expenses when it comes to shared custody of teenage children? Enjoy!

Jan 22 2018

53mins

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330 - New Beginnings!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss their joy for a friend's new baby and the special times in life where the world slows down. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how they made the intro songs for each episode, how to handle the guilt when quitting a job, and a specific question for Dr. Rosen Rosen about setting up electronic drums! Enjoy!

Jan 15 2018

48mins

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329 - Send Your Siblings Some Love!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss, in no particular order: her streak of sowing oats in '04 including the infamous marine one night stand and another less notable, VAPING, and how their NY resolutions are going. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to protect your kids from a grumpy and sexist old grandfather, how to navigate a limited wedding guest list with the  mother of the bride, and how to strengthen your connection with your long-distance siblings? Enjoy!

Jan 08 2018

59mins

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328 - Ringing In 2018!!

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Happy New Year!! Elizabeth and Andy discuss their 2018 resolutions, plus a big thank you and shout out to their awesome listeners. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about healing after a friend and coworker secretly packed heat on a business trip and how to repair the ambition/positivity divide in a marriage? Enjoy and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Jan 01 2018

55mins

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327 - Merry Birthday, Jesus and Happy Christmas, Santa!

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Elizabeth and Andy reflect on the year, discuss why she thinks she was a man in a past life and then give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to do about processing a past assault, how to deal with a Mother In Law who always steals your Christmas gift thunder, how to deal with a partner who is unwilling to pick up after himself or participate in family life? Also a fun update from a past listener who BOUNCED! See you in the New Year and Enjoy!

Dec 25 2017

51mins

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326 - Wait, Let's Talk About Weight!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss new schedules and the unsolvable mysteries of life before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about getting closure on a friendship that ended without your say, how to be supportive of your sister during her labor, and lastly a doozy about the emotional side of weight gain in marriage which leads to a long discussion about weight and bodies and all that jazz! Enjoy!

Dec 18 2017

57mins

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325 - Hypothetical Ethical Quandry!

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Andy stumps Elizabeth with a hypothetical ethical question before a healthy political pocket and their unqualified answer to a listener question about whether or not it's okay to fantasize about an ex in order to keep the steam alive in your marriage? Enjoy!

Dec 11 2017

1hr 2mins

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324 - The Countdown Begins!

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Elizabeth and Andy share their podcast future plans which involve this very podcast! (Not to worry, they aren't going anywhere) Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about dealing with a neighbor who is spreading ignorant rumors, how to judge a political representative based on their NRA rating, whether to buck a wedding tradition for your own principles or just go along with it to appease others, how to deal with a friend who is not self aware and tends to bad-mouth other friends, whether to bounce or not from a job that is draining (sorry for not fully answering this one! We got distracted!) and lastly, what to do about a boss who is making you uncomfortable and bordering on sexual harassment? Enjoy!

Dec 04 2017

53mins

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323 - Grateful!

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Andy and Elizabeth discuss gratitude and some special "Dad" sightings this holiday season. Then they give their (still!) unqualified advice to listener questions about how to approach a major breach of trust in a relationship because of a seemingly very dumb lie, and where to get informed and trusted political guidance in order to ace those political debates and text your representatives. Enjoy!

Nov 27 2017

59mins

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322 - Thanks To Plan B!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss family planning and Andy gives Elizabeth an early Christmas gift! Then, many political pockets later (haha) they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about a fiance who isn't budging on major life choices, how to navigate the subject of religion with a toddler, when you aren't religious, and how to proceed in a divorce with love and respect and well-being for your child first and foremost. Enjoy!

Nov 20 2017

1hr 12mins

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321 - Finding Hope In Random Documentaries!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the recent doc that helped her feel that there is a god in this otherwise seemingly dumpster fire of an existence in Trumpland! An added bonus of discussion about sexual assault, and the recent scandals. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not to take depression meds during pregnancy, how to heal hurt feelings over a pregnancy reveal, and how to find a therapist who is effective when you have no time and no money? Enjoy!

Nov 13 2017

1hr 7mins

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320 - Dreams Coming True!

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Elizabeth shares her good work news and talks about the thing that saved her anxious mind while waiting for the news (spoiler alert: It's OPRAH) Then she and Andy discuss the latex glove mystery of their week before giving their incredibly unqualified advice to listener questions about navigating a tumultuous family relationship especially in front of your kids, how to deal with roommates who agreed to the rules and are now rebelling against them, and how to cope with trying to conceive anxiety as well as baby-name differences? Enjoy!

Nov 06 2017

54mins

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319 - Spooky Spooktacular!

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Happy Halloween Laimewads!! We start the episode with some excited news about future podcast plans! Then we discuss some spooky Hallow's eve stuff - pumpkins, mummies, ghosts, oh my!! We end with our answers to listener questions about dealing with ghosts, and how to deal with the horror of being a true blue democrat in a very red town - now that's terrifying! Enjoy!

Oct 30 2017

1hr 2mins

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318 - Dudes Becoming Allies!

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Elizabeth and Andy follow up to her assault story from last week with a bananas update! Then they discuss the question on everyone's mind: how many garbage bins worth of refuse fit into a garbage truck? Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about getting closure from a friend who ghosted you in a time of need, and how to cope with mother-in-law directed rage? Enjoy!

Oct 23 2017

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317 - Spooky Memories And Creepy People!

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(TRIGGER WARNING) Elizabeth and Andy discuss their memorable experiences from Halloween to Ghosts, as well as a big, intense discussion about sexual assault and misogyny in Hollywood and beyond. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not it was childish to bounce from someone for forgetting a birthday, and if it's morally okay to move in with someone when finances play a role in the choice? Enjoy!

Oct 16 2017

56mins

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