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No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: nockatpodcast@g... Read more

Warning: This podcast is a series podcast

This means episodes are recommended to be heard in order from the very start. Here's the 10 best episodes of the series anyway though!

Ranked #1

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S1E1 - An Unexamined Life

S1E1 - An Unexamined Life

Jeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they l... Read more

14 Dec 2017

48mins

Ranked #2

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S4E1 Part 1 - A Game for Grown Ass Teenagers

S4E1 Part 1 - A Game for Grown Ass Teenagers

The epic adventure of Final Fantasy VII begins in a dark cyberpunk city controlled by an evil energy company. Can our gr... Read more

28 Mar 2019

1hr 39mins

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Ranked #3

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S4E31 - I Have the Scales of the Sea God So I Can Walk In the Fire Tunnel

S4E31 - I Have the Scales of the Sea God So I Can Walk In the Fire Tunnel

We learn the clues we need to find the key of the ancients, but get sidetracked when Yuffie steals all our materia and s... Read more

24 Oct 2019

56mins

Ranked #4

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S4E42 - Back to Gelnika

S4E42 - Back to Gelnika

It’s time to grind out some limit breaks to teach Cloud Omnislash so we can go back to the Battle Square and waste more ... Read more

9 Jan 2020

58mins

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Ranked #5

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S4E39 - Chicken Dressage

S4E39 - Chicken Dressage

We pack up the cabin and go back to sunny Los Angeles! Where we draw the blinds and continue breeding chocobos. We breed... Read more

19 Dec 2019

1hr 8mins

Ranked #6

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S1E3 - At Rope's End

S1E3 - At Rope's End

It's late. We're tired. This game sucks. Find out what happens when the fundamental character flaws of two friends clash... Read more

4 Jan 2018

1hr 11mins

Ranked #7

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S4E4 - Man of Stealth

S4E4 - Man of Stealth

It’s time to make the big climb from the bottom of society to the absolute top. Can we jump to a bar? Will these stairs ... Read more

18 Apr 2019

1hr 9mins

Ranked #8

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S4E35 - The Disk of Grinds

S4E35 - The Disk of Grinds

It’s the final day at the cabin so let’s go to the grocery store and load up on necessities! Then we start disk 3 by acc... Read more

21 Nov 2019

48mins

Ranked #9

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S4E23 - What Is Weapon?

S4E23 - What Is Weapon?

It’s the start of disk 2! We leave the City of the Ancients and climb up to Snow Town. We learn about Weapon, Professor ... Read more

29 Aug 2019

52mins

Ranked #10

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S3E4 - I Don't Understand...

S3E4 - I Don't Understand...

It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Ma... Read more

19 Jul 2018

1hr 5mins

Ranked #11

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S3E18 - Bury Me In a Puzzle Tomb

S3E18 - Bury Me In a Puzzle Tomb

We enter Figaro Castle and clear out the tentacle monster they had gunking up the engine. Then we find Setzer, who takes... Read more

25 Oct 2018

1hr 11mins

Ranked #12

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S4E12 - Members of SAILOR

S4E12 - Members of SAILOR

We’re in disguise as Shinra naval officers, hitching a ride to the new world. But Sephiroth or his ghost or something sh... Read more

13 Jun 2019

1hr 15mins

Ranked #13

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S3E7 - Forget It, Jeff, It's Kupotown

S3E7 - Forget It, Jeff, It's Kupotown

We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fi... Read more

9 Aug 2018

47mins

Ranked #14

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S3E5 - Coffee and Olives

S3E5 - Coffee and Olives

It’s the “Found” episode of No One Can Know About This! After learning we had lost all the audio from the last two episo... Read more

26 Jul 2018

1hr 21mins

Ranked #15

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S3E6 - Escape Ghosts

S3E6 - Escape Ghosts

We finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adven... Read more

2 Aug 2018

1hr 4mins

Ranked #16

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S4E46 - We Can’t Keep Doing This Redux

S4E46 - We Can’t Keep Doing This Redux

We go back to the Gelnika to finally get this W-summon leveled. Then it’s time to once again face Emerald Weapon. Cathar... Read more

6 Feb 2020

52mins

Ranked #17

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S4E32 - Materia Forever

S4E32 - Materia Forever

It’s time to do the pagoda in Wutai and learn about Yuffie’s relationship with her dad! Then we go to sleep, and Ryan wa... Read more

31 Oct 2019

50mins

Ranked #18

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S3E19 - Free Rest!

S3E19 - Free Rest!

Come on everyone, it’s time for clotted cream, catfishing, magic towers, moogles, sasquatches and more! Email: NOCKATp... Read more

1 Nov 2018

1hr 3mins

Ranked #19

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S2E9 - Future Me?

S2E9 - Future Me?

We enter the land of trap doors, learn from our past and future selves, and experience a dungeon that almost ruins Jeff.... Read more

26 Apr 2018

1hr 5mins

Ranked #20

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S4E36 - A Limited Number of Bugs and Frogs

S4E36 - A Limited Number of Bugs and Frogs

We fight Ultimate Weapon, who we have to chase all around the map. Then he paves the way to one of the most frustrating ... Read more

28 Nov 2019

50mins

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