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Two Judgey Girls

Courtney & Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them weekly to discuss the latest shows and gossip with "Two Judgey Girls". Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Ep25: Two Judgey Girls

This week we watch Carole and Dorinda go to the Women's March. Courtney and Mary reveal what they did that day...it was a little different. We discuss Ramona and her face lift, we mean edgy ponytail. We have mastered Landon's dolphin sex voice, definitely take a listen. Ashley forgets her pants again, but never forgets her lingerie. Mary learns the meeting of coitus thanks to The Bachelorette spelling bee and the game "I want to eat your butt." Write us a review, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Instagram! Oh, and come judge with us! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 8mins

23 Jun 2017

Rank #1

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Ep88: Two Judgey Girls

The VPR trailer is ready for your viewing pleasure. This is probably the only time you will see LVP on film since she won’t film for RHOBH. We breakdown all the Halloween costumes of the Housewives--Lisa Rinna killed it as Erika Jayne. In Jamaica, Shannon still is missing and the girls worry about her “health”. We also get to see the woman try to twerk and please, please make it stop!. Meanwhile in Dallas, Dee goes into Mama mode and will defend D'Andra till the end of time. Kam thinks D'Andra is being a psycho not showing up for wedding dress shopping for Leeanne. We get acquainted with the 90 Day Fiancé couples and can’t get enough of these crazies. Come judge with us!This week's podcast is sponsored by www.morningrecoverydrink.com. Use code 'TJG' for $5 off! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 15mins

2 Nov 2018

Rank #2

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Ep29: Two Judgey Girls

WE ARE BACK! And we are watching Kelly Godd send all 174 pounds of Shannon off the rails. Luanne was our spirit animal this week as we share our own stories of falling when drinking. And our ADD is as strong as ever. We also have a lil VPR in Mexico scoop! Also, who is Steve? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 9mins

28 Jul 2017

Rank #3

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Ep75: Two Judgey Girls

We are back! We break down the last two episodes of RHONY in Colombia. We watched Sonja pee her swimsuit she was trying to resell, Dorinda “not slur her words,” Lu judge her, and Carole and B continue to loathe each other. Meanwhile in the OC, we go back to Andale’s to see Tamra and her 4th boob job, Shannon and her spanx, and Vicki not really whoop it up. And finally, we see Ashley talk with Andy about being brainwashed. So much to discuss, come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by Teami Blends. Get 15% off of your order by using code 'JUDGEY' on www.teamiblends.com. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 41mins

3 Aug 2018

Rank #4

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Ep28: Two Judgey Girls

This week we breakdown the final four contestants on The Bachelorette. Peter, we know you don't want to win. We think that Craig should eat cheese while Naomi goes down as we believe in the best of both worlds. The OG of the OC returns and she is going big! We have cringeworthy moment with Shannon and David over quinoa bowls and weight gain. Tamra and Lydia go to Bible Study. Bethany disinvites Ramona to Mexico but she is still going and Sonja has a lot to say about her nether regions. Mary is praying she gets prescribed diet pills and we are just praying she makes it safely to Colombia! Won't you judge with us?ALSO, Two Judgey Girls is going LIVE on Tuesday, July 25th, and we want you to join us! We’re doing live chats that you can be a part of, either on video or in the text chat, using this awesome new app called Smiletime. Download it in the app store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/smiletime-collaborate-livestream-chat-together/id941425252?mt=8Then subscribe to The Fantasy Suite, by clicking the heart inside the room, and don’t forget to allow notifications so that we can holler at you when the chat is starting! We can’t wait to hang with you guys. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 4mins

14 Jul 2017

Rank #5

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Ep144: Two Judgey Girls

It's our last podcast of 2019 and we have SO much to digest here: RHOC finale & part 1 of the reunion, RHOA, Below Deck, RHONJ, and RHOD finale. Tamra cries in a bush, Billy says Vicki bought her own engagement ring and questions if Steve wants to get married, and Shannon and Tamra tell Gina 'YOU DON'T KNOW'. On the reunion, Andy calls out Jane Roe aka Vicki about suing Bravo and trying to get a restraining order on Kelly God. We cried at Easter dinner in New Jersey and just want Delores and Frank to get back together. In Dallas Kam finally comes clean and tells Kary what Leeanne has been saying and Leeanne has amnesia and can't remember. The boys are horrible on Below Deck (seriously!) and Dennis still proves to be THE WORST on RHOA. Come judge with us one final time for 2019!This week's podcast is sponsored by Native Deodorant. Go to www.nativedeodorant.com and use code 'TJG' at checkout for 20% off of your first purchase.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 58mins

20 Dec 2019

Rank #6

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Ep84: Two Judgey Girls

You asked for it, so we went in on Before the 90 Days: 90 Day Fiancé. On RHOC, we got to see Vicki scream into Steve’s ear on a Harley, plus Shannon grab her fat on national television. We also got duped into watch Play by Play again because it recorded RHOC as a 90 minute viewing. We do not like this, Bravo! Meanwhile in Dallas, the kids stole the show and D’Andra got Leeanne back for that $200 comment by asking if Rich is faithful. Come judge with us and meet Summer Mary THIS Sunday night at 21st Amendment in SF. This week’s podcast is sponsored by www.MorningRecoveryDrink.com. Use code ‘TJG’ for $5 off your order. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 9mins

5 Oct 2018

Rank #7

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Ep145: Two Judgey Girls

New year, same us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 49mins

9 Jan 2020

Rank #8

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Ep3: Two Judgey Girls

EVERYBOOOOOODY, Courtney and Mary are back this week talking about The Bachelor (:40), Vanderpump Rules (17:40), Summer House (23:38) and a bit of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (28:57). Oh, and did you know that Mary loves former fatties? Enjoy! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

34mins

20 Jan 2017

Rank #9

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Ep137: Two Judgey Girls

This week, we break down the Guidice Tell All with Andy. It was EVERYTHING and NOTHING at the same time. We can't wait for them to travel to Italy with the cameras. Will they reignite their romance? We also break down the Meghan King Edmonds divorce. Did Jim cheat with Nanny Carly? Is Meghan the bad guy? We discuss the birthday party of "Queen Victoria" and watch Gina lose it? Is Gina sleeping with her husband making her crazy? Will Kelly God go to Vicki's funeral? In Dallas we finally get Leeanne to the alter...will her mother show up? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by More Labs. Go to MORELABS.COM/TJG to do more the next day after a night of drinking. Use code TJG for 20% off! For Amazon use code: TJGAMAZON for 20% off and get that Prime 2-day delivery just in time for the weekend!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 30mins

31 Oct 2019

Rank #10

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Ep96: Two Judgey Girls

We are back and recharged after a holiday hiatus! We breakdown Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House, and ask 'does is rival VPR?' We discuss many of the Golden Globes movies plus Birdbox. We deep dive into RHONJ: Mary has found a new love for Joe Gorga and Frank, Courtney can have Frankie. Plus, we breakdown down another one of Stassi’s birthday meltdowns. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Head over towww.morningrecoverydrink.com/TJG and use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 32mins

11 Jan 2019

Rank #11

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Ep78: Two Judgey Girls

RIP Summer Mary. We go into the RHONY reunion and get mad at Andy for not being unbiased. We knew when Carole's text message went off that she was done. You are a drunk vs you're a drunk... that is the Shakespearian question. Leeanne makes us question fashion in Dallas plus we yearn for a $22k baby delivery party for us (minus the baby part...). Shannon also gets $22k/month from Beady Beador but we are just happy she is not attracted to him anymore! Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by Teami Blends. Go to www.teamiblends.com and use code JUDGEY for 15% off your order. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 30mins

24 Aug 2018

Rank #12

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Ep136: Two Judgey Girls

Courrrrrrtttttnnnney is back and the sound should be 1000x better! Mary apologizes for last week and being sick and having to suck on a cough drop the whole time. This week we discuss Kween Kathy, the President of OC Fashion Week, #fireTamrahireKathy, Ryan being patriotic and depressed, plus Gina and Matt's romance novel and/or stalker waiting for her in her bed. Meanwhile in Dallas, we grieve the loss of our dearest Playboy Bun Bun, may he rest in peace. We would totally be okay if Kameron threw us a couples wedding shower, she truly has exquisite taste and thanks to her husband, Cort, for paying for it. Mamma Dee literally admits to setting D'Andra up for failure and we suspect there is no money left in the trust. Come judge with us! This episode is sponsored by CareOf for 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter TJG50.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 58mins

24 Oct 2019

Rank #13

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Ep80: Two Judgey Girls

And just like that, the Real Housewives of New York is officially over. We didn’t get our Sag Harbor sit down like we wanted, but Lu did make an appearance on WWHL to do a mini reLUnion. We still can't understand why 75% of "people" are Team Bethanny. After more information about her program, we want Teddi to hold us accountable; it looks like Moose Knuckle T-Rav and Trashley are back together? And Lala is engaged to Turtle! (Both Jax and Scheana must be seething...) We head back to Beaver Creek to find out who is the official Queen of Dallas: Leeanne or D'Andra? Won’t you judge with us? This week's episode is sponsored by BUMBLE BFF. Download the app to find new Bravoholic BFFs just like you in your area! Head over to www.bumble.com/2JG to download and start using Bumble BFF today! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 15mins

7 Sep 2018

Rank #14

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Ep16: Two Judgey Girls

Did you miss us?! Because we sure missed you! Mary & Courtney are back with a vengeance (and perhaps some rosé...) to dish on your favorite reality shows. This week we are all over the map, making sure to talk Bachelor updates and keeping up with Rob & Kaitlyn. We discuss the Scheana & Shay awkwardness, go South to check up on those Charmin' kids. We can finally finish up the reunion and Bunnygate in Beverly Hills and end in New York not really sure who is fighting or making up or hooking up in someone's daughters' bed. Come judge with us! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr

28 Apr 2017

Rank #15

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Ep98: Two Judgey Girls

Lots of news to catch up on: Ashley Jacobs, Lu's Tom and Jennifer from RHONJ all DM’d us this past week; Kathryn Dennis is officially in a relationship with Hunter Price, country singer; Rinna is shading LVP via insta story. We also got to experience Girls Night in where Katie and Billie threw down. Plus, we go to Cabo on RHONJ and talk about lip liner and monkeys' assholes. Come judge with us!This week's podcast is sponsored by LOLA. You can receive 40% off of your subscription by going to www.mylola.com and using code 'TJG'. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

1hr 45mins

24 Jan 2019

Rank #16

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Ep17: Two Judgey Girls

ALERT: We need to apologize for the beginning of the pod this week. PLEASE STICK AROUND TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING! Mary & Courtney recorded this episode completely sober and yet, you'd never know it. This week we talk about Mary and Cameron's love of Wicca (Southern Charm), Kim turning into a Mob Wife going on Scott's side piece (KUWTK), and the drawn out election comes to a close with turtlenecks and red leather gloves, plus more! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

54mins

5 May 2017

Rank #17

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Ep4: Two Judgey Girls

Mary & Courtney take a page from Erika Jayne and have zero f*@ks to give this week as they discuss Corinne and The Bachelor, Team Rinna v Team Vanderpump, why Jax would ever agree to a roast, and why Kyle is the perfect piece of a Bravo-sliced pie. And guys, lets get #freetom trending please. We're worried about him! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

34mins

26 Jan 2017

Rank #18

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Ep18: Two Judgey Girls

We have so many questions this week: Who's Chelsea? Would you marry without a prenup? Why have we not heard ANYTHING about The Bachelorette? Is Bobby on steroids? Is Nelson gay? Was Princess Diana a hussy? Is Tinsley to blame for Sonja falling off the wagon? Is Ramona's invitation in the mail?! Have you ever driven past a guy's house that you like just to make sure he's home? All this and more on this week's episode of Two Judgey Girls. Come judge with us! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

58mins

12 May 2017

Rank #19

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BONUS Ep27: Two Judgey Girls

BONUS EPISODE: Keep up with Courtney & Mary for this exclusive breaking news story of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna. This mini-sode talks all details of the instagram posts, temporary restraining orders, revenge porn and that you don't mess with Rob's robes! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

23mins

11 Jul 2017

Rank #20