They’re out there, and we’re listening to em! That’s right, this week I’m listening to clips of aliens and giving them a authenticity ranking from 0 to 5 roses. So join me for journaling shame, dreaming of hey batter batter, and reconciling with being a Goober. Will the episode fulfill the premise or be derailed through convoluted introspection? Listen to find out, but also yes.

Area 51: We have a Screecher

We’re fifty episodes into this show and it’s about time we start reusing premises more often. That’s right, I’m reading advertising copy, and sharing anecdotes of brand deals falling through. It’s a rock solid premise. Join me this week for blowing out your Wallace and gromet, misusing your dad’s Macintosh, and being on the receiving end of a trolley problem. Oh no, someone else is about to listen to this, you better hit play and beat them to the punch!

Cut Copy Pitch: False Godzilla Equivalencies

Tim Allen

For he’s a jolly good fellow! That’s right, this episode come out reasonably close to my birthday, and what a perfect time to listen to some close celebrity friends talking about me at various functions and events. Join me this week for Big Sicken with Donald Glover, nodding big with Leonardo DiCaprio, and the great big purpose of Tim Allen. And before I forget, happy birthday.

Special Thanks: We are all Tim Allen

It aint March, it’s merch, and it aint exactly madness. This week we’re doing a structured bracket to help us come up with the perfect item for the Big Tall Boys store. Sixteen ideas. One bracket. You don’t want to miss this one. Join me this week for innocuous kangaroos, SPF adjacent sunscreen and wet and ready clay models. Helpful tip: if you hit play the episode will start.

Merch Madness: SPF Adjacent Sunscreen

Let’s start getting reorganised! That’s right, we’re nearing the anniversary of this podcast so why not make fifty two changes to the show? Join me this week for a good laugh, a large amount of Nintendo references, and the Kelvin Klein underwear grease tray. That’s it! That’s the whole description! I’m not messing around anymore. Straight to the point with this from now on. Read this, and then click that play button, or the share button. Actually, yeah, just press the share button, you can skip this sode.

The New 52: Underwear Grease Tray

Ka-Ching! That’s right, we’re selling out! How you ask? Well, I answer then continue, we’re going to condense down chunks of this episode into TikTokable portions that will attract a wider audience. So join me as we condense discussions on my perfect Stitch impression, Jim Davis’s will, and the best day to confront your partner on whether you’re being Punk’d.

TikTok Condenser: The Perfect Stitch Impression

A completely scripted sode? Yeah, YEAH. It’s exciting and equally neat. But what more it’s impressive. Intimidatingly so. How can I live up to this in future episodes? Who knows. Let’s not think about that. Instead just listen to scripted discussions on Tril-by dates, taking a quick semaphore, and tongue twisters about Corey committing cremation. I wrote 8000 words for this one, so you better listen to at least 1000 of them [threat].

Scripted: Taking a Semaphore

Am I hearing double? Yes, yes you are! It’s Alex on Alex in the most Alex way possible: contrived podcast premises. Because this week I am being interviewed by an alternate version of myself. Will this lead us both to form a deeper understanding of ourselves? Or will we simply discuss pointing at balloons on our father’s shoulders, jumping into Hurley from Lost’s photo like Mario 64, and our shared financial domination fetish? I think you know the answer.

A Sit-Down Chat with Alexander Krause

My beauty aint rich nor rare, as it turns out I am everywhere! That’s right, it’s election night in the multiverse of madness as we jump forward a week to see the futures that could be. Winning? Losing? Hot? Not? Well you’ll have to listen to find out. So join me for Beautiful Mind’s disease, unconfident soundboard buttons, and describing yourself in one word or curd if you are a custard. Don’t vote for me!

Election Night in the Multiverse of Madness

I’m hitting golden soil and girting that sea! That’s right, it’s an election trail! Every state a new speech filled with campaign promises and a vague understanding of what you’re all about. Perth? Danger Five. NSW? Robot maids. Queensland? Royal Commission. Join me this week for misplacing the twelve apostles, Tom Cruising around, and reminding you all to please drape your sex dolls. Vote for me!

Campaign Trail: Perth. Home of Danger Five

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Keep rejoicing, for these ads are young and free! What’s a political campaign without an aggressive media push? And what’s an episode of this show without a silly premise? That’s right, I’m continuing my Prime Minister election campaign the only way I know how: advertising. Join me this week for monthly chats, attack ads on voters, and nodding at ents. Vote for me!

Election Ads: Nodding at Ents

Australia all let us rejoice in my election campaign! That’s right, I’m running for Prime Minister of a little country down under. But why should you vote for me? Well, let me explain through a series of campaign policies that you will keep me accountable for. So, I suppose if I fail to fulfill these promises then that’s kind of on you. Huh, interesting. Join me this week for nuclear submarines fighting sirens, rules for seven minutes in heaven, and pleading insanity by praising James Cameron’s Avatar. Vote for me!

Campaign Policies: Seven Minutes in Heaven Regardless of Smells

Tee hee hee! That’s right, it’s the big Easter Scavenger Hunt, and I am the Riddler. Each riddle shall lead you to a new clue, and with each new clue you shall receive a religious parable. So do not fret, for I will uphold the sanctity of this occasion and praise the defeat of death. Join me for bags of sand, Rob Huebel, and the Bible cinematic universe. Tee hee hee!

Easter Scavenger Hunt

Let’s all go to the movies! That’s right, the Big Tall Boys movie is wrapped, completed, edited, finished and being aired before a live audience. So what better way to experience such a thing than listening along at home? Join me this week for a story that has never been told before and shall never be told again, about the corrupt podcast industry, the Smartless audio vampires, and finishing everything off by listing all of the production companies that helped me make this possible. It’s quote the sode, which is slang for episode.

Big Tall Boys Presents: Big Tall Boys the Movie

If you are listening to this episode than you probably already know what has happened. I, Alexander Krause, have been hacked. And not in the cool Cyberpunk net-runner kind of way. More so in the recorded my credit card in a TikTok kind of way. But it’s okay, because this is the perfect time for me to demonstrate my excellent PR training. So join me as I listen back over the leaks and justify elevator pitches, airplane blackbox recordings and the glory of the PlayStation Vita. I would listen to this episode.

The Big Leak

Ba da dum! Every movie needs a soundtrack. And every musical needs a musical soundtrack that is somewhat confusing without the accompanying visuals. This week we continue our quest to construct the Big Tall Boys movie. So join me for an introduction from the Muppets three, a sad-sack ballad, and rhyming ye. This episodes a delight and you will be delighted.

The Musical Soundtrack

This summer experience the event of a lifetime! That’s right, we’re making trailers. What kinds of trailers? I’m talking goofy. I’m talking dramatic. I’m talking strange sci-fi nonsense. All of the genres, all of the films, all of the time. Everything Everywhere All the Time? No, not that movie. But I am looking forward to it. I’ve lost track of this description. It’s just good clean fun. The cleaner the better. Oh, and here’s all the royalty free tracks I used, and no I didn’t order them properly:Whitesand - The Lights, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74sLXK3hfdg&amp;ab_channel=WhitesandRoss Bugden -- Something Wicked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuw_O5MU5CE&amp;ab_channel=RossBugdenJoe Alfaraby - the Dancing Monkey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJcLLaHh-Do&amp;ab_channel=MixrobaStudioVespoidea Production -- Music Romantic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ21X6whTkA&amp;ab_channel=VespoideaProductionMusic for Video Library -- Epic trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knRAM6AHcKI&amp;ab_channel=MusicforVideoLibraryMusic for Video Library -- Classic Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDU4endrdkY&amp;ab_channel=MusicforVideoLibraryMorningLightMusic -- Cinematic Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ryDBnqwhc&amp;ab_channel=MorningLightMusic

This summer experience the event of a lifetime! That’s right, we’re making trailers. What kinds of trailers? I’m talking goofy. I’m talking dramatic. I’m talking strange sci-fi nonsense. All of the genres, all of the films, all of the time. Everything Everywhere All the Time? No, not that movie. But I am looking forward to it. I’ve lost track of this description. It’s just good clean fun. The cleaner the better. Oh, and here’s all the royalty free tracks I used, and no I didn’t order them properly: Whitesand - The Lights, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74sLXK3hfdg&amp;ab_channel=Whitesand" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74sLXK3hfdg&amp;ab_channel=Whitesand</a> Ross Bugden -- Something Wicked <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuw_O5MU5CE&amp;ab_channel=RossBugden" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuw_O5MU5CE&amp;ab_channel=RossBugden</a> Joe Alfaraby - the Dancing Monkey <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJcLLaHh-Do&amp;ab_channel=MixrobaStudio" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJcLLaHh-Do&amp;ab_channel=MixrobaStudio</a> Vespoidea Production -- Music Romantic <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ21X6whTkA&amp;ab_channel=VespoideaProduction" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ21X6whTkA&amp;ab_channel=VespoideaProduction</a> Music for Video Library -- Epic trailer <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knRAM6AHcKI&amp;ab_channel=MusicforVideoLibrary" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knRAM6AHcKI&amp;ab_channel=MusicforVideoLibrary</a> Music for Video Library -- Classic Trailer <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDU4endrdkY&amp;ab_channel=MusicforVideoLibrary" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDU4endrdkY&amp;ab_channel=MusicforVideoLibrary</a> MorningLightMusic -- Cinematic Trailer <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ryDBnqwhc&amp;ab_channel=MorningLightMusic" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ryDBnqwhc&amp;ab_channel=MorningLightMusic</a>

Making Trailers

In the not too distant future my podcast film is coming out, so I best prepare by watching how the masters did it before me. This week I watch the 1959 smash hit Teenagers From Outer Space, and in turn you will be listening to the audio with my commentary. I am not too sure of the appeal of this episode, but I had a great time laughing about Derrick, Thor and bone guns. If you don’t like it then repeat to yourself “it’s just a show, I should really just relax.”

Watching Teenagers From Outer Space

You’ve got questions, and I in turn must fulfill the promise of answers. That’s right, this week I explain, justify, and talk about my upcoming film through the guise of “your” questions. Join me for childbearing superiority, Star Wars venting, and some surprise messages from my past, present and future selves. I hope this episode leaves you with a grand ole Skarsgard smile.

Q and A

B-B-B-Bonus! This week, instead of your regularly scheduled episode, we have a very special bonus episode! Where-in I will be detailing the backing tiers for my brand new film project. I’m talking $10 backing rewards. I’m talking $25 backing rewards. These rewards are crazy, wild, and a third adjective! Also B-B-B-Bonus, while recording this episode I was being uploaded into the net to preserve my consciousness. What? What does that even mean? I’m not sure, but it happened.

Bonus Episode: The Upload

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