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The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

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On the RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap all of the shenanigans that Archie and Co. get into on this week's episode of CW's dark adaptation of Archie Comics. Love triangles, murder, twincest — they're here to talk about it all.

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On the RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap all of the shenanigans that Archie and Co. get into on this week's episode of CW's dark adaptation of Archie Comics. Love triangles, murder, twincest — they're here to talk about it all.

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By Diroll97 - Jan 14 2020
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The only reason I picked up riverdale again after season 2 is this podcast, I just really wanted to catch up and keep listening to you guys :) I don’t ever write reviews, in fact, this is my first review ever and what pushed me towards writing is that I just really wanted to tell you that I just hysterically laughed at my office desk for 10 minutes at you talking about “soft Hiram” from chapter 56. This has never happened before, you guys! I don’t laugh! So anyway, thanks for making my days a little lighter and better with your banter and I’m gonna go, cause I still have some catching up to do, byeeee

Umm

By AriFakeSmile - Jan 11 2020
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Can y’all stop calling fangs cucumber melon. It’s getting annoying

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14

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By Diroll97 - Jan 14 2020
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The only reason I picked up riverdale again after season 2 is this podcast, I just really wanted to catch up and keep listening to you guys :) I don’t ever write reviews, in fact, this is my first review ever and what pushed me towards writing is that I just really wanted to tell you that I just hysterically laughed at my office desk for 10 minutes at you talking about “soft Hiram” from chapter 56. This has never happened before, you guys! I don’t laugh! So anyway, thanks for making my days a little lighter and better with your banter and I’m gonna go, cause I still have some catching up to do, byeeee

Umm

By AriFakeSmile - Jan 11 2020
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Can y’all stop calling fangs cucumber melon. It’s getting annoying
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The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

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On the RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap all of the shenanigans that Archie and Co. get into on this week's episode of CW's dark adaptation of Archie Comics. Love triangles, murder, twincest — they're here to talk about it all.

Rank #1: "Chapter 35: Brave New World"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss whether Archie has made his bones, why teens are constantly buying bars on TV, and Hiram's newly-assembled Injustice League. Thanks for listening ya'll, it's been a killer season!

May 20 2018

1hr 22mins

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Rank #2: "Chapter 57: Survive The Night"

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It's the season 3 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, you guys! On this episode, John and Kaitlin talk that jaw-dropping Gargoyle King twist (we knew it was Kevin!!!!!), Alice's gig with the FBI, and whether Jughead is alive by spring break senior year.

It's been an awesome year! Thanks for listening. We love you, River Vixens!

May 16 2019

1hr 12mins

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Rank #3: "Chapter 3: The Body Double"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Juggy's sleuthing, why Betty's mom might actually be a demon, and if the show really got #JusticeForEthel... or is it Barb? Also: Kaitlin is bad at music, but Archie might not be.

Feb 14 2017

1hr 38mins

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Rank #4: "Chapter 34: Judgment Night"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Hiram's maniacal plans, Hal's crazy confession, and Cheryl's ah-mazing hunting cape.

May 14 2018

1hr 21mins

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Rank #5: "Chapter 61: Halloween"

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The podcast so nice, we recorded it twice! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, we talk Veronica setting that guy on fire, Toni having zero relationship dealbreakers, and Archie getting vigilante justice...again.

Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast.

Nov 04 2019

1hr 17mins

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Rank #6: "Chapter 60: Dog Day Afternoon"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Brett and Jughead's literary rivalry, Chad Michael Murray's rocket dreams, and Archie's latest attempt at vigilante justice.

Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast

Oct 27 2019

1hr 22mins

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Rank #7: "Chapter 6: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin FINALLY HEAR ARCHIE SING (!!!!!), meet Josie's super mean dad, and meet the infamous, tragic character that is Polly Cooper.

Mar 06 2017

1hr 36mins

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Rank #8: "Chapter 4: The Last Picture Show"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin break down why Archie is a sexy lamp, Alice is the literal worst, and Billy Loomis remains a very bad boy.

Feb 23 2017

1hr 23mins

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Rank #9: "Chapter 51: Big Fun"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's musical time! John and Kaitlin discuss the best and worst numbers from HEATHERS: THE MUSICAL, wonder what the hell Veronica is thinking, and rejoice at Chad Michael Murray's first appearance.

Mar 24 2019

1hr 18mins

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Rank #10: "Chapter 47: Bizzarodale"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Reggie's not-ideal plan, Penelope's confusing worldview, and the latest Gargoyle King development.

Feb 09 2019

1hr 7mins

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Rank #11: "Chapter 27: The Hills Have Eyes"

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After a lengthy hiatus, John and Kaitlin have returned to see the origins of Choni, the return of Dark Betty, and the premiere of LOVE, SIMON.

This podcast is brought to you by Lodge Industries.

Mar 11 2018

1hr 12mins

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Rank #12: "Chapter 56: The Dark Secret Of Harvest House"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk organs, the true fate of Jason Blossom, and why Hiram is such a hard man.

May 11 2019

1hr 31mins

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Rank #13: "Chapter 32: Prisoners"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John learns what it's like to be right, Kaitlin isn't convinced Hal Cooper is under the hood, and no one wants to hear the phrase "make my bones" ever again.

Apr 30 2018

1hr 13mins

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Rank #14: "Chapter 44: No Exit"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin navigate Veggie, Jughead's lack of leadership skills, and Archie's vision quest.

Jan 20 2019

1hr 2mins

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Rank #15: "Chapter 31: A Night To Remember"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk about all the singing... and pour one out for poor, undeserving Midge.

Apr 24 2018

57mins

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Rank #16: "Chapter 5: Heart Of Darkness"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Val and Archie's blossoming romance, Penelope Blossom's Mommy Dearest vibes, and that snake in the box.

Feb 28 2017

1hr 11mins

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Rank #17: "Chapter 46: The Red Dahlia"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin speculate the future of Hiramland, talk Nana Blossom apologists, and consider whether we'd join The Farm.

Feb 02 2019

56mins

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Rank #18: "Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jughead being garbage, why Kevin totally killed Jason (in Kaitlin's head, at least), and the worst party game of all time that's not even really a game!

Apr 21 2017

1hr 34mins

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Rank #19: "Chapter 48: Requiem For A Welterweight"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of Veronica's drug scheme, theorize about the Gargoyle King, and ponder if this is the end of Choni.

Sending love to Luke Perry!

Mar 02 2019

1hr 15mins

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Rank #20: "Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk mobster Archie, Betty's new serpent affiliation, and, of course, that epic Choni kiss.

Apr 01 2018

1hr 8mins

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"Chapter 66: Tangerine"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER — tangerine, tangerine, tangerine.

Betty goes dark, Jughead learns family history, Veronica seizes rum production, and Archie gets a great scene.

Dec 15 2019

1hr 25mins

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"Chapter 65: In Treatment"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Gina Torres saves the day. That's it. That's the whole thing.

Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast

Dec 09 2019

1hr 38mins

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Chapter 64: The Ice Storm

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER Kaitlin's away, so John brings in special guest Stephen Estrada (The Binging Adventures of Sabrina) to discuss proper deep frying procedure, meat pie presentation, and exactly how many times everyone mentioned the ice storm. #HappyThanksgiving

Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast

Nov 28 2019

1hr 33mins

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"Chapter 63: Hereditary"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Chicles, Hermione and Hiram's recoupling, and what Sheriff Keller is doing now.

Follow us on Instagram @theriverdaleregisterpodcast

Nov 18 2019

43mins

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"Chapter 62: Witness For The Prosecution"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin attempt to make sense of Veronica's legal battle, learn their Mr. Chipping headcanon is just canon, and mourn Caramel the cat. #RIP.

Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast

Nov 10 2019

1hr 29mins

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"Chapter 61: Halloween"

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The podcast so nice, we recorded it twice! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, we talk Veronica setting that guy on fire, Toni having zero relationship dealbreakers, and Archie getting vigilante justice...again.

Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast.

Nov 04 2019

1hr 17mins

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"Chapter 60: Dog Day Afternoon"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Brett and Jughead's literary rivalry, Chad Michael Murray's rocket dreams, and Archie's latest attempt at vigilante justice.

Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast

Oct 27 2019

1hr 22mins

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"Chapter 59: Fast Times At Riverdale High"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jughead's new and definitely murder-y school, why no one cares about Reggie's dad, and Kevin serving all the emotions.

Follow us on Instagram! We're now @theriverdaleregisterpodcast and would love all the memes.

Oct 19 2019

1hr 14mins

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"Chapter 58: In Memoriam"

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On the season 4 premiere of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to Luke Perry and Fred Andrews.

Thank you to all new and returning listeners.

Oct 13 2019

56mins

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Jason Blossom Speaks! An Interview With Trevor Stines

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On a very special summer episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin speak to Trevor Stines — aka Jason Blossom! - about his time on RIVERDALE and his new Lifetime movie, THE MADAM OF PURITY FALLS.

THE MADAM OF PURITY FALLS airs on Lifetime Saturday, July 20, at 8pm.

Jul 19 2019

21mins

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"Chapter 57: Survive The Night"

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It's the season 3 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, you guys! On this episode, John and Kaitlin talk that jaw-dropping Gargoyle King twist (we knew it was Kevin!!!!!), Alice's gig with the FBI, and whether Jughead is alive by spring break senior year.

It's been an awesome year! Thanks for listening. We love you, River Vixens!

May 16 2019

1hr 12mins

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"Chapter 56: The Dark Secret Of Harvest House"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk organs, the true fate of Jason Blossom, and why Hiram is such a hard man.

May 11 2019

1hr 31mins

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"Chapter 55: Prom Night"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Black Hood theories, Veronica's brand-new daddy issue, and Edgar's endgame.

May 05 2019

1hr 9mins

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"Chapter 54: Fear The Reaper"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the merits of Archie's boxing career, whether Veronica REALLY owns that gym, and why Hal is the most not dead person ever.

May 01 2019

1hr 3mins

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"Chapter 53: Jawbreaker"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin poke holes in The Farm, talk a lot about teeth, and do a deep dive into the plot of Rocky.

Apr 21 2019

1hr 23mins

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"Chapter 52: The Raid"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the opening of Hiramland, Chad Michael Murray's official crowning as a Hot Dad of Riverdale, and why all the Riverdale parents hate their kids.

Mar 31 2019

1hr 10mins

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"Chapter 51: Big Fun"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's musical time! John and Kaitlin discuss the best and worst numbers from HEATHERS: THE MUSICAL, wonder what the hell Veronica is thinking, and rejoice at Chad Michael Murray's first appearance.

Mar 24 2019

1hr 18mins

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"Chapter 50: American Dreams"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Cheryl and Toni's breakup (?), Archie's boxing passion, and that heartbreaking Fred Andrews moment.

Mar 17 2019

1hr 12mins

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"Chapter 49: Fire Walk With Me"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin head back to casino night, try to count the gangs, and share disappointments about Cheryl.

John and Kaitlin want to express their deepest sympathies to the family and friends of Luke Perry.

Mar 10 2019

1hr 14mins

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"Chapter 48: Requiem For A Welterweight"

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On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of Veronica's drug scheme, theorize about the Gargoyle King, and ponder if this is the end of Choni.

Sending love to Luke Perry!

Mar 02 2019

1hr 15mins

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By Diroll97 - Jan 14 2020
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The only reason I picked up riverdale again after season 2 is this podcast, I just really wanted to catch up and keep listening to you guys :) I don’t ever write reviews, in fact, this is my first review ever and what pushed me towards writing is that I just really wanted to tell you that I just hysterically laughed at my office desk for 10 minutes at you talking about “soft Hiram” from chapter 56. This has never happened before, you guys! I don’t laugh! So anyway, thanks for making my days a little lighter and better with your banter and I’m gonna go, cause I still have some catching up to do, byeeee

Umm

By AriFakeSmile - Jan 11 2020
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Can y’all stop calling fangs cucumber melon. It’s getting annoying