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This podcast is about celebrating everything truly crazy and ridiculously awesome about the Warhammer 40k universe. If you like roleplaying games, listen to us try to survive our inquisitor's missions in Dark Heresy. If you enjoy wargaming, we recap our biggest and often hilarious missteps from the miniature wargame, Warhammer 40,000. And of course, if you ever wanted to attend a Wych Arena in Commorragh, we've got you covered with 40k Arena. No matter what, if you love the grim dark, this is the podcast for you.

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This podcast is about celebrating everything truly crazy and ridiculously awesome about the Warhammer 40k universe. If you like roleplaying games, listen to us try to survive our inquisitor's missions in Dark Heresy. If you enjoy wargaming, we recap our biggest and often hilarious missteps from the miniature wargame, Warhammer 40,000. And of course, if you ever wanted to attend a Wych Arena in Commorragh, we've got you covered with 40k Arena. No matter what, if you love the grim dark, this is the podcast for you.

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I love these guys

By Hypersonicbunny - Feb 21 2019
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Thank god we can finally leave that brown library joke behind.

Gold standard podcast

By NurglesRott - Sep 05 2018
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My favorite gaming podcast by a mile - I hope these guys never stop putting out content.

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68 Ratings
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65
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I love these guys

By Hypersonicbunny - Feb 21 2019
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Thank god we can finally leave that brown library joke behind.

Gold standard podcast

By NurglesRott - Sep 05 2018
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My favorite gaming podcast by a mile - I hope these guys never stop putting out content.

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Roll To Seize: A Warhammer 40K Podcast

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This podcast is about celebrating everything truly crazy and ridiculously awesome about the Warhammer 40k universe. If you like roleplaying games, listen to us try to survive our inquisitor's missions in Dark Heresy. If you enjoy wargaming, we recap our biggest and often hilarious missteps from the miniature wargame, Warhammer 40,000. And of course, if you ever wanted to attend a Wych Arena in Commorragh, we've got you covered with 40k Arena. No matter what, if you love the grim dark, this is the podcast for you.

Rank #1: Ep 46 - Sautek Shuffle

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Games Workshop has released their biggest FAQ to date making this, essentially, Edition 8.5. We talk a lot about the changes, but of course, we give plenty of time to discuss our many mistakes in the local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we pull a switcheroo and Jay's crafted a list, courtesy of the insane Necron tactician, Nemesor Zahndrekh.  Seizes of the Month: Jay: The Drukhari are BACK and boy oh boy are they tough.  Andrew: If a knight has a 3+ Invulnerable...maybe shoot at something else. Brown Library: Jay and Andrew delve into the history and tactics of the Necrons' greatest bromance, Nemesor Zahndrekh and Vargard Obyron. This insane general and best pal have been waiting a long time for the opportunity to strike, and with this FAQ, they just might have it. 

Sautek Shuffle List:   Sautek Battalion: HQ - Nemesor Zahndrekh - 180 HQ - Vargard Obyron - 140 HQ - Cryptek / Chronomotron (Veil of Darkness) - 95 Troops - x20 Necron Warriors / Gauss Flayers - 240 Troops - x8 Necron Immortals / Tesla Carbines - 136 Troops - x8 Necron Immortals / Tesla Carbines - 136 Elites - x20 Flayed Ones - 340 Elites - C'Tan Shard of the Deceiver - 225   Sautek Super-Heavy Auxiliary: LoW -  Tesseract Vault - 496   TOTAL: 1988

Apr 25 2018

1hr 34mins

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Rank #2: Ep 6 - DMX Rough Riders

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Jay and Andrew discuss the ups and downs of skyscraper robots and how you really really need to take chances sometimes. In this month's Brown Library, the community has spoken and we revel in 40K's War Horse loving badasses. 

 
Seize of the Month:
Jay: Lot's of horde murdering does not a good list make. 
Andrew: A warlord trait continues to haunt Andrew. Does he heed the call?
 
Brown Library: 
Jay and Andrew dive in to the Imperial Guard's Rough Riders and are delightfully surprised.
 
The Dakka of Dakkas:
A man whose name is of myth and legend throws out this month's memorable quote.

Dec 26 2014

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Rank #3: Ep 36 - 8th Edition Impressions

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Jay and Andrew dive headfirst into 8th Edition and as expected, they've made some mistakes along the way. In the Brown Library, we step away from list-building for an episode and soak in the full breadth and changes of this new edition.   Seizes of the Month: Jay: Charging is important in 8th Edition, but countercharging just might save your army Andrew: Crushing a Solitaire can be fun, but proper target priority may be more valuable 

Brown Library: Jay and Andrew go phase by phase of the new edition and talk about the biggest impacts they've seen so far.    Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

Jun 28 2017

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Rank #4: Ep 43 - LVO 2018 Recap

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The boys are back from the Las Vegas Open, the world’s largest and arguably most competitive Warhammer 40k tournament and convention. On this special episode, Jay and Andrew won’t be crafting any new lists, but will instead share their thoughts on Games Workshop’s big reveals from the event, their take on the current meta, and of course, how badly they screwed up.

Jan 31 2018

1hr 21mins

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Rank #5: Ep 37 - Wormageddon

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Jay and Andrew have waded through the waters of 8th Edition and find them to be much more fluid than expected and yet they still manage to make plenty of mistakes. In the Brown Library, we deliver our first army list of 8th Edition and as expected, it's not only fluffy, but absolutely ridiculous.   Seizes of the Month: Jay: Heroic intervention is a thing...learn it Andrew: Bubble wrapping is not just for humans, but for bugs as well

Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss the creepiest of crawlies 8th Edition has to offer and how we may need an entirely new Space Marine chapter to take them down.   Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

Jul 26 2017

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Rank #6: Ep 50 - Birthday Surprise

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Strap in as we celebrate our 50th episode and recap one of our biggest local tournaments of the year, Hammer of Wrath! Did we make some mistakes...oh boy did we. In our Brown Library segment, we look ahead to what the hive mind might have brewing just around the corner.  Seizes of the Month: Jay: If your models actually make it to the table, they have a much higher chance of doing something Andrew: Chaos Daemons are a lot craftier than you think! Brown Library:

In honor of the recent Tooth & Claw release, Jay and Andrew pledge themselves to the four-armed emperor as they explore the current state of Genestealer Cult and what we could see coming in their eventual release later this year.    Birthday Surprise List:   Cult Battalion
  • Primus 76
  • Primus 76
  • Acolyte Iconward, relic: Icon of the cult ascendant 53
  • x20 acolyte hybrids, x8 rock saws, icon 352
  • x15 acolyte hybrids, x6 rock drills, icon 365
  • x10 neophyte hybrids, shotguns 50
  • x20 Purestrain genestealers, purestrain talons 300
  Cult Battalion
  • Magus  73
  • Magus  73
  • Patriarch,  Warlord: Focus of Adoration 150
  • x10 neophyte hybrids, shotguns 50
  • x10 neophyte hybrids, x8 autoguns, heavy team, autocannon 65
  • x10 neophyte hybrids, x8 autoguns, heavy team, autocannon 65
  • Goliath truck, heavy stubber, twin autocannon 107
  • Goliath truck, heavy stubber, twin autocannon 107
  TOTAL: 1962

Aug 29 2018

1hr 57mins

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Rank #7: Ep 24 - Def Jam Vendetta

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Jay and Andrew discuss the rumors surrounding the Deathwatch and Genestealer Cult codexes and what we expect. Afterwards, we think back on our tournament mistakes from this past month before diving deep into the Brown Library searching for the Greenskins' ultimate assholes.   Seizes of the Month: Jay: If you've got a beta strike army...maybe go second. Andrew: Sometimes Kairos isn't always the best target. Brown Library: We uncover the secret strengths of Ork Lootas and the power of the Stompa.  Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

Jun 29 2016

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Rank #8: Ep 32 - Zahndrekh's Bait and Switch

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Jay and Andrew have returned from the great battle that was the Las Vegas Open 2017. They have a many crazy story to tell with plenty of mistakes to go along with them. Hopefully the new Ynnari can help distract. In the Brown Library, the Necrons take center stage as we unpack the dark secrets of their most elusive assassins.    Seizes of the Month: Jay: Please...please stop sending your Warlord into death.  Andrew: Sometimes it helps to know some of the basic rules of the game. 

Brown Library: We study the mechanized movements of the hunters from hyperspace and decide if these ethereal Deathmarks are as dangerous as they appear.   Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

Feb 22 2017

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Rank #9: Ep 42 - Pre LVO 2018

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2017 has come and gone and we look back on the way things were and what's still to come in 2018, but one thing that never changes is our poor performance at the local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we look to the upcoming Las Vegas Open (LVO) and discuss what lists we'll be bringing and how we built them.      Seizes of the Month: Jay: Did I really need to commit my entire army to killing one Primarch....probably not Andrew: Remembering your wargear is almost as important as remembering your units...

Brown Library: Jay and Andrew pull back the curtain and discuss their list building process and what their army will look like going into LVO 2018!

Dec 27 2017

55mins

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Rank #10: Ep 25 - The Arena

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Jay and Andrew think on the much rumored 8th edition, while trying to forget their terrible mistakes in this past month's tournament. In the Brown Library, we bring the arenas of Commorragh to your tabletop and examine its deadliest gladiators. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Don't try to "Out-Battle Company" a Battle Company. You're gonna have a bad time.  Andrew: When your army has first turn assault after infiltrate, maybe go first.  Brown Library: We unleash the many beasts of the webway and bring Wyches back to the tabletop.  Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

Jul 27 2016

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Rank #11: Ep 49 - Knights of the Cog

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Another tournament has come and gone and the mistakes keep on coming. In the Brown Library, we dive headfirst into the noble houses of the Imperial Knights and things start to get real "Thriller" up in here.   Seizes of the Month:     Jay: Turns out it's really hard to slow down a towering robotic monstrosity.     Andrew: If you can kill a Magnus....always...always kill a Magnus.     Brown Library:    

Jay and Andrew discuss the incredible houses of the Imperial Knights and just how exciting and even terrifying their relics and stratagems can be. Ever seen an unkillable war machine before? Don't worry, we've got you covered.        Knights of the Cog List:       House Taranis LoW Detachment    
  • Knight Castellan: Plasma Decimator, Volcano Lance, x2 siegebreaker cannons, x2 shieldbreaker missiles, Warord Trait:(TBD), Relic: (TBD) 604    
  • Armiger Helverin: x2 helverin autocannons, heavy stubber 174    
  • Armiger Helverin: x2 helverin autocannons, heavy stubber 174 

House Vulker LoW Auxillary    

  • Knight Crusader: Rapid Fire Battle Cannon, Avenger Gatling Cannon, heavy stubber, heavy flamer, Warord Trait:(TBD), Relic: Endless Fury 481    
  • Armiger Warglaive: reaper chain cleaver, thermal spear, meltagun 177    
  • Armiger Warglaive: reaper chain cleaver, thermal spear, meltagun 177    
Ad Mech Stygies Battalion    
  • Tech Priest enginseer, servo arm, las pistol, omnisian axe 37    
  • Tech Priest enginseer, servo arm, las pistol, omnisian axe 37    
  • x5 skitarii rangers, galvannic rifle 35    
  • x5 skitarii rangers, galvannic rifle 35    
  • x5 skitarii rangers, galvannic rifle 35    
  TOTAL: 1966

Jul 25 2018

1hr 17mins

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Rank #12: Ep 47 - Too Aggressor Too Furious

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Its been a weird month and for some reason, both Andrew and Jay were unable to navigate the shifting pathways of the webway to make it to this previous month's tournament. Is it possible they still found plenty of ways to make mistakes? Absolutely! In the Brown Library, we've gotten a listener request to focus on one specific unit, which perfectly coincides with a recently dropped codex!  Seizes of the Month: Jay: Never go half clown!  Andrew: It's OK to bring bolters now! We promise! Brown Library: Jay and Andrew take a long look at the Primaris Aggressor and how a little Deathwatch goes a LONG WAY for this unit. We break down a new Deathwatch Primaris army and it's surprisingly terrifying! 

Too Aggressor Too Furious List:   Deathwatch Battalion
  • HQ Watch Captain with jump pack, thunder hammer, storm shield, Relic: Tome 129
  • HQ Watch Captain with jump pack, thunder hammer, storm shield 129
  • Troops x5 intercessors, bolt rifles, x4 aggressors, boltstorm gauntlets, grenade launchers, inceptor, x2 plasma exterminators 302
  • Troops x5 intercessors, bolt rifles, x4 aggressors, boltstorm gauntlets, grenade launchers, inceptor, x2 plasma exterminators 302
  • Troops x5 intercessors, bolt rifles, x4 aggressors, boltstorm gauntlets, grenade launchers, inceptor, x2 plasma exterminators 302

SM Salamanders Battalion

  • HQ Chaplain venerable dreadnought, twin lascannon, dreadnought combat weapon, storm bolter 214
  • HQ Chaplain venerable dreadnought, twin lascannon, dreadnought combat weapon, storm bolter 214
  • HQ Chaplain venerable dreadnought, twin lascannon, dreadnought combat weapon, storm bolter 214
  • Troops x5 scouts, bolters 55
  • Troops x5 scouts, bolters 55
  • Troops x5 scouts, bolters 55
  TOTAL:1971

May 30 2018

1hr 24mins

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Rank #13: Ep 35 - Murder Death Kill

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Jay and Andrew say farewell to 7th Edition and get excited for what's to come. To tide them over, they dig into some of the biggest mistakes they made in this month's tournament. In the Brown Library, we give 7th its due with a SUPER formation and some pretty ridiculous entries.  Seizes of the Month: Jay: If you're not mobile and your enemy is, maybe don't deploy so very far away... Andrew: If you've got a juicy target for flamers, you probably shouldn't bunch up

Brown Library: Nothing says 7th quite like wacky formations and with the Castellans of the Imperium, we take this to a whole new level.   Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

May 31 2017

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Rank #14: Ep 31 - The Armoured Company

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Jay and Andrew take in the craziness of the Fall of Cadia and look to what might be coming next. All these alliances should help distract from the many mistakes they made at this month's LVO prep. In the Brown Library, we dust off some old Tau technology and see if these blue badasses can compete without their robots.   Seizes of the Month: Jay: Even though you can, you shouldn't always infiltrate Andrew: Sometimes "Red Rover" is the greatest weapon in your army 

Brown Library: We take a long look at the many Tau tanks and bring some new life back to your dusty Devilfishes.   Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

Jan 25 2017

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Rank #15: Ep 29 - The First Company

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Jay and Andrew encounter an unexpected visitor to the Black Library, while trying to forget this past month's mistakes. In the Brown Library, we examine an ancient Space Marine unit lost to time, Grav, and far too many points. Surprise Guest:  Reece Robbins from Frontlinegaming.org and the ITC dropped into the webway to tell us about the Las Vegas Open. Seizes of the Month: Jay: If something seems too good to be true, it probably is, or it's a Wraithknight Andrew: Sometimes you gotta plan for the Seize, especially if you're Genestealer Cult

Brown Library: We look back through time and remember the great Battle of Macragge and how the Khan of Khans might be able to save a forgotten Space Marine unit.   Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

Nov 30 2016

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Rank #16: Ep 28 - Hellraiser

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Jay and Andrew are enjoying the festive holiday of Hulaween (we're positive that's what it's called) while trying to avoid the terrible memories and mistakes they made this past month. In the Brown Library, we look to an old data-slate for some Hulaween inspiration and find that the ancient race, the cenobites, may still be alive and well. Seizes of the Month: Jay: Stop throwing your Warlord into death! Andrew: Sometimes a Riptide Wing isn't the biggest threat

Brown Library: It's that spooky time of year and we celebrate by remembering an ancient data-slate called, Hellraiser.  Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

Oct 26 2016

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Rank #17: Ep 34 - Fear the Reaper

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Jay and Andrew's world is in flux, in more ways than one, and they distract themselves by painfully recalling their mistakes of the past month. In the Brown Library, the new Ynnari show off their love of death metal with a tribute worthy of Ynnead himself.  Seizes of the Month: Jay: If you can no scatter deep strike, maybe plan it better Andrew: If you've gotta sacrifice an FMC to win, you could do a lot worse than a Harpy

Brown Library: The Ynnari are here to rock and they've brought some unlikely aspects along for the ride. Will the swooping hawks and dark reapers prove their metal?  Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com  Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc

Apr 26 2017

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Rank #18: Ep 3 - The Flayer

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Jay and Andrew discuss how certain space spiders are pretty terrible with directions and sometimes game organizers are plotting against you in their Seizes of the Month. Then they proceed to dig deeper into the Brown Library and find the darkest and strangest secret of the Ctan Gods! 

Seize of the Month:
Jay: Warp Spiders cannot see for %$@#!
Andrew: The unthinkable happens when a Tyranid turns traitor!
 
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew discuss Flayed Ones and how they may be the best choice after all.
 
The Dakka of Dakkas:
Another great comment about everyone's love for Flayed Ones....definitely not sarcasm.

Sep 26 2014

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Rank #19: Ep 41 - Duck and Pucker

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The big bugs have arrived and the chapter has been all kinds of approved, but most importantly, we still drop the ball at the local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we pay tribute to the sneakiest vehicle in the Space Marine arsenal.     Seizes of the Month: Jay: A Culexus assassin? What's to worry about? Three of them? No big deal right?....right? Andrew: Sometimes the bloodlust gets the best of us all....at least that's what Khorne says

Brown Library: Jay and Andrew take a fan request to make the unseen Whirlwind the badass of the ball, but do we succeed? Is G Man probably in this list? Yes.....to both! 

Nov 29 2017

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Rank #20: Ep 52 - Thriller Horde

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The Ork codex has arrived and we celebrate the debut of the greenskins with a few highlights as we try to forget yet another month of some terrible mistakes from our local tournament. In the Brown Library, we try to keep our minds off our haunted surroundings by going full wolf with a brand new Space Wolves list!   Seizes of the Month: Jay: Necron tesla certainly can be quite....shocking! Andrew: Putting all your eggs in one basket is bad, but setting that basket on fire is worse Brown Library: To celebrate Halloween we thought, what's scarier than an army of literal werewolves? Not much it turns out, especially when you've got a million auras to buff you beyond comprehension! Needless to say, the pups of Russ are in full force in this month's list.  Thriller Horde:

Space Wolves Battalion

  • HQ Krom Dragongaze 90

  • HQ Harald Deathwolf: Warlord, Saga of the Wolfkin 188

  • Troops x6 Blood Claws: power axe, bolt pistols and chainswords 83

  • Troops x6 Blood Claws: power axe, bolt pistols and chainswords 83

  • Troops x6 Blood Claws: power axe, bolt pistols and chainswords 83

Space Wolves Outrider

  • HQ Canis Wolfborn 125

  • Elite Lukas the Trickster 110

  • Elite Murderfang 170

  • Elite x10 Wulfen: Frost Claws 430

  • Fast Attack x6 Thunderwolf Cavalry: thunderhammer, storm shield 396

  • Fast Attack x15 Fenresian Wolves 120

  • Fast Attack x15 Fenresian Wolves 120

TOTAL: 1998

Oct 31 2018

1hr 33mins

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