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Rank #1: Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will bring an all encompassing shower of positive cosmic support. Dude, pretty cool right? Your mission will be to puff puff pass this shower of positivity to your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

The universe works in strange ways. Often there will be no road signs marking the path to positivity. In May, as long as you are following your own plotted path, cosmic support should light the way. However, be forewarned stoner Sagittarius: Do not attempt to predict or force this universal blessing. Remain confident in self, and simply continue down your chosen path.

The universe is also doubling down with this rain of positivity. Kinda like topping that flower bowl with a nice keif dusting. Additional cosmic support may come from cannabis companions and smoke circle canna-buddies. Yup, mingling among the hive will bring a honey pot of positivity. I sure hope your chosen path in May includes adventures with your bud loving buddies.

At work it is advised you strive to be the best. Creativity will not be required, but hard work and task mastery will see you through to progress in the work sphere. Grind hard at work so you can grind it up at home.

Stoner Sagittarius’ in a relationship may float on, everything will be alright! The single stoner Sag can expect an active period of flirtatious dating. Long term companionship may not be in the stars, but that doesn’t mean flirting can’t be fun. Get out stoner Sag, and enjoy your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Seek fun adventure with no relationship pressure.

Within the familial dynamic, be proactive with obstacles that arise. Do not put off grievances or difficult situations. A simple misunderstanding can fester into a dramatic problem if ignored. Familial problems can often disappear into a smoke cloud of a shared bowl. If the family member does not partake in the sacred herb, sometimes a solo session before confrontation can take the edge of defensive ego away. Remember stoner Sagittarius, communication and understanding is a two way dynamic. Outward messaging must also be accompanied by inward receiving.

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Apr 29 2019

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Rank #2: Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Sagittarius kick on back as the seasons change, September is sure to be a positive month. The current planetary alignment ensures social energy will be high. Be sure to avoid those sacred strains that make you paranoid within crowded spaces. Self confidence and sure footing will be required among fellow toking terrestrial astronauts in the first Fall month. But don’t over-do-it my bold Centaur; everything you have to offer within yourself is adequate for your cannabis crew. Be careful not to overcook self confidence relating to sensitive tokers within the smoke circle. You can be intimidating stoner Sagittarius. Keep the chill aspect of the grateful green in mind when surrounded by your canna-crew this month.

In the workplace a scatter-brained confusion could descend over the stoner Sagittarius. This won’t hamper your ability to accomplish the task at hand, but it may create a frustrating work environment. Keep the pipe at home. There is plenty of time for toking after the work day is done. Try to limit the hazy daydreams about after-work social plans. In the end, these daydreams may contribute to the sporadic nature of time on-the-clock. Work first. Toke second. You got this stoner Sagittarius.

You have been hard at work, nurturing the seeds of internal growth for quite some time. All this time feeding and sustaining internal growth for the purposes of harvesting fruitful rewards. You and your internal guide are the sacred cannabis plant bursting from the soil. September is the time to harvest the fruit of your effort stoner Sag. The key to cure this sacred harvest will be introspection. Toke time for internal reflection with the sacred herb. An epiphany of internal understanding awaits, so long as you have nurtured the sampling deep inside of yourself.

Enjoy the harvest stoner Sagittarius, but be forewarned: Do not seek recognition for your own internal harvest. This breakthrough will be entirely personal and without accolades. The general difficulty of September is the likelihood your internal mission will be the focus of your terrestrial adventure, even though you will experience adequate social opportunities. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for internal guidance and growth. Bask in the bountiful harvest you have cultivated in previous periods. But don’t count on back-pats and high-fives while you are trimming and curing the personal connection to your soul.

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Aug 29 2019

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Rank #3: Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Hurry up and get out of your own way stoner Sagittarius. August could be filled with full bodied smoke, fun energy, and exciting adventures; but only if you allow it. Cosmic influence will support bold exuberant energy from the stoner Sag. With the right blend of self confidence and discipline, there is nothing you can’t accomplish on this terrestrial plane in August.

The current planetary alignment will only favor some of the stoner star signs. It may be wise to diminish the size of your summer smoke circle. Fellow stoner Fire Signs will enjoy similar positive solar rays shining down with energy and enthusiasm this month. Seek out Aries and Leos for fun summer smoke sessions. Especially early in August, the Fire Signs will embody a whimsical nature other signs may not understand. There is fun energy in the air, but other stoner star signs may not see the delightful creations within the thick smoke clouds.

Puff puff pass on the drama in the workplace stoner Sagittarius. You won’t be the only star sign having trouble focusing on the details at work. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb to come up with creative solutions to the mundane monotony of workplace repetition. Don’t let silly distractions drag you and the team down.

The full moon of August 15th marks a transition for the stoner Sagittarius. Nights spent under the stars toking it up and laughing it up with fellow Fire Signs will transition into solitary smoke sessions focused on health and wellness. The month itself may become some sort of cannabis hybrid as you seek the fire of Sativa strains before the full moon, and then rest with the Indica strains after. Rest and recuperation combined with creative productivity will assure your success as the final summer month extinguishes.

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Jul 30 2019

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Rank #4: Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Stoner Sagittarius the second summer month will be a bright and fortunate period. Hey buddy, just in time for that summer sun. Stay hydrated and enjoy an abundance of summer smoke sessions. Your sacred herbal prescription for July is wide open. All strains of the sacred herb are available for you to meditate with. However, be forewarned my stoner Sag: Sacred smoke sessions should be used with a keen eye toward engaging the third eye, and opening creative windows for problem solving.

Economically independent stoner Sagittarius’ will be armed with the WD40 of life; problems and obstacles will slip and slide with ease on your progressive travels. However, avoid getting too baked under all the blissful solar rays. Paranoia must be avoided. You got this. Believe in yourself!

Stoner Sag’s stuck in the gears of the economic grind will see success in July with a keen third eye toward duty and professionalism. Early in the month, find a quiet place to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. Use this sacred smoke session as a shot of confidence. You are good enough just the way you are. As long as you mind your corporate requirements, success and progression surely guaranteed.

Single stoner Sag’s rejoice! The planets have aligned to open a corridor of happiness this month. Love is never guaranteed, but smoke circle expansion and grand terrestrial adventures will bring sacred connections with fellow cosmic astronauts. This universal opportunity for joy and happiness is simply a door; you have to walk through it stoner Sag. Those living life with a partner-in-chronic should expect the same opportunity for happiness, but they might have to work a little harder for it. Freedom of movement will assist the single stoner Sag to seek out moments of happiness. The partnered stoner Sag must find internal freedom of movement. Toke time with the sacred herb to look inward. Seek out that deep connection between your inner self and your familial hearth. Every once in a while we need to recognize what’s right in front of us to regain appreciation, love, and happiness.

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Jun 27 2019

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Rank #5: Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Let’s get ready to stumble stoner Sagittarius! A phrase like topsy-turvy is nonsensical with no succinct definition, but we all know what it means. The month of June will bring this jumbled colloquial phrase to bare for the stoner Sagittarius. It describes perfectly the unstable ground you can expect to navigate during this time. While you can expect a rocky road, don’t dismay, this does not mean you are fated to failure. It will take concerted effort on your part, but more stable footing is achievable.

The first month of summer will bring all the ingredients that make this human condition so great. There will be sweet and certainly sour. Hardships, setbacks, and hard won success. The secret to surviving the series of unpredictable events ahead will be a strong strive for balance and a solid regiment of self care. A strict diet of hybrid strains of the sacred herb is recommended. The mellow Indica side of cannabis can help you remain centered when circumstances threaten to shake your core. The inspiring and invigorating influences from the Sativa side will raise your spirits, and soothe the soul so you are ready to take on the next challenge.

While the sacred herb can aid in achieving spiritual equilibrium, it should not solely be relied on as a magical cure-all. Exercise. Meditate. Sleep. Repeat as needed. As long as you invest the time and resources nurturing the needs of the body and mind, you will be ready to address whatever obstacles arise; and advance towards more peaceful pastures.

In this chaotic cosmic environment, following your guttural instinct is what you need to progress. This doesn’t mean every idea is a good one. Rather, you should solve problems and move on. Sitting too long on decisions could be like swimming in quicksand; if you dwell too long contemplating your next move, you will run out of time to put the plan into action.

Remember stoner Sag, karma works like a rubber band on a cosmic scale. Often the way you treat people snaps back to affect you as well. Be mindful of how you interact and treat fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in June. Deception and manipulation are hard nos. Spend your time sharing kind words and kind bud, not ill will. Puff, puff, pass that fresh packed bowl and positivity, instead of harshing on other’s good vibes. To keep it simple is best: Treat others with the same level of care you practice for yourself, and all will be lifted to higher levels of happiness.

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May 30 2019

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