I agree with those who thought the story should have just been narration. You could tell just from the very beginning when the actor had to talk to himself to set the scene that it was going to be bad. His fake panic almost made me stop it there. Against my better judgement, I kept listening. It didn't get any better. I don't know about the "weird" accents other reviewers talked about since I'm not British, but I thought the voice acting was terribly unbelievable, whiney, irritating, grating and ridiculous. The entire story would have been fine read by the narrator who was the only decent performance. Try again.