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Rude Alchemy

A demented but lovable Narrator is your guide on a deliciously impolite audial frolic through multiple mad storyworlds of twisted history. rudealchemy.substack.com

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52 The Buffoon, Episode 1

52 The Buffoon, Episode 1

In Medieval France, a rogueish nobleman, Henri, is disgraced and banished by his brother, Le Duc. When he meets a grueso... Read more

29 May 2017

32mins

Ranked #2

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3 Carver Cranebottom: Bone Detective, Episode 3

3 Carver Cranebottom: Bone Detective, Episode 3

Fleeing the authorities, Carver takes refuge in a spooky old inn where a crusty crone spins stories of a haunting shared... Read more

8 Feb 2015

38mins

Ranked #3

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18 The Plague Clowns, Episode 1

18 The Plague Clowns, Episode 1

Seeking the fortune promised by a mysterious contest, the remaining members of three disparate, travel-worn, Renaissance... Read more

28 Jun 2015

27mins

Ranked #4

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65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spinnin’ Yarns

65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spinnin’ Yarns

Tom leads a BRAND NEW GAME! Andrew utters sweet evil story nothings.The post 65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spin... Read more

1 Aug 2018

31mins

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8 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 1

8 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 1

In old New York, Bruff Taxwynd, an ex-con sailor and part-time pugilist, confronts a long-lost relative, his own humilia... Read more

5 Apr 2015

38mins

Ranked #6

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61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 5

61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 5

Poe goes to Hell and has a heartwarming reunion with the Prince of Darkness.The post 61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine,... Read more

25 Feb 2018

31mins

Ranked #7

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53 The Buffoon, Episode 2

53 The Buffoon, Episode 2

Henri leads the ensemble in a Bouffant Day rehearsal that takes a sinister turn.The post 53 The Buffoon, Episode 2 appea... Read more

25 Jun 2017

26mins

Ranked #8

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71 The Beastiary, Episode 1

71 The Beastiary, Episode 1

A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled... Read more

31 Jul 2019

26mins

Ranked #9

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9 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 2

9 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 2

Bruff attempts to unload Whyff, tests his sky legs, and encounters new dangers aboard The Atlantian.The post 9 Bruff Tax... Read more

19 Apr 2015

31mins

Ranked #10

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5 Carver Cranebottom: Bone Detective, Episode 4

5 Carver Cranebottom: Bone Detective, Episode 4

Newly exonerated, Carver seeks out the mysterious woman who may be the link to the missing bones.The post 5 Carver Crane... Read more

23 Feb 2015

35mins

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37 Carver Cranebottom: Bone Detective, Episode 8

37 Carver Cranebottom: Bone Detective, Episode 8

Carver and Basil unearth shocking familial secrets in the hidden tunnels of the Dunrook estate.The post 37 Carver Craneb... Read more

14 Feb 2016

27mins

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19 The Plague Clowns, Episode 2

19 The Plague Clowns, Episode 2

After staring death in the face, the Clowns must perform for the rowdy Pal Golians.. But what grim ovation awaits after ... Read more

12 Jul 2015

38mins

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4 Chatter and Lore: Carver Stories and Gibber-jabber 1

4 Chatter and Lore: Carver Stories and Gibber-jabber 1

Meet the creators of Rude Alchemy and listen to them perform bonus Carver tales!The post 4 Chatter and Lore: Carver Stor... Read more

15 Feb 2015

49mins

Ranked #14

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34 Carver Cranebottom: Bone Detective, Episode 6

34 Carver Cranebottom: Bone Detective, Episode 6

‘Carver Cranebottom’ Continues! With the country blighted by the ash and smoke of the unleashed demon, Carver and Basil ... Read more

17 Jan 2016

26mins

Ranked #15

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26 Jabez Flintwick: Salem Patriot, Episode 1

26 Jabez Flintwick: Salem Patriot, Episode 1

Preparing for revolution, Captain Jabez Flintwick of the Continental Army seeks recruits in Salem, Massachusetts. Instea... Read more

28 Sep 2015

38mins

Ranked #16

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54 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stories and Gibber-Jabber 1

54 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stories and Gibber-Jabber 1

Buffoonery, “Whoooooo Said That?!”, and Andy’s story “Frenches” your earholes!The post 54 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stor... Read more

30 Jul 2017

52mins

Ranked #17

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33 The Carver Cranebottom Christmas Special!

33 The Carver Cranebottom Christmas Special!

Pull up a reindeer pelt and sweat next to the Narrator’s roaring fire as he spins a ‘Carver’ Christmas yarn fit to pop y... Read more

22 Dec 2015

1hr 7mins

Ranked #18

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46 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 6

46 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 6

Fresh from the Atlantian disaster, Bruff learns he’s become an international scapegoat and must seek shelter from the gu... Read more

16 Oct 2016

28mins

Ranked #19

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49 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 8

49 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 8

SEASON FINALE: The fate of Yugoslavia hangs in the balance as the true contents of the mysterious crate are revealed!The... Read more

27 Feb 2017

33mins

Ranked #20

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27 Jabez Flintwick: Salem Patriot, Episode 2

27 Jabez Flintwick: Salem Patriot, Episode 2

Jabez hangs around with Thorndike and learns of a much greater foe than the British!The post 27 Jabez Flintwick: Salem P... Read more

12 Oct 2015

35mins

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