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Rude Alchemy

A demented but lovable Narrator is your guide on a deliciously impolite audial frolic through multiple mad storyworlds of twisted history. rudealchemy.substack.com

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75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone!

75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone!

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74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween)

74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween)

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74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage

74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage

Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game.The p... Read more

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73 The Beastiary, Episode 3

73 The Beastiary, Episode 3

The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turne... Read more

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