Ranked #1

Basketball 2.0
Basketball 2.0
Come on and SLAM! and welcome to the JAM! The song you're imagining? Incorrect, the song we're referencing is legally di... Read more
25 Nov 2019
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28mins
Ranked #2

Toothbrush 2.0
Toothbrush 2.0
Do you stan dental hygiene or herons? Baby you're in luck because both of those things are now the same thing. Let a sou... Read more
26 Aug 2019
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25mins
Ranked #3

Coffee 2.0
Coffee 2.0
World, get ready to hear the brown note in lots of places you didn't expect! Because we have a very large truck with spe... Read more
31 Jul 2019
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31mins
Ranked #4

Umbrella 2.0
Umbrella 2.0
Never feel the sweet winds of summer against your human face again, as you're totally protected and forever locked into ... Read more
17 Jun 2019
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26mins
Ranked #5

Mirror 2.0
Mirror 2.0
Say hi to Alicia Silvered-stone (no connection to Alicia Silverstone), the smart mirror of the future that will help you... Read more
20 May 2019
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27mins
Ranked #6

Alphabet 2.0
Alphabet 2.0
Hey if you've ever thought "I wish the alphabet had emoji, stage directions, was written on musical staves, was possibly... Read more
29 Apr 2019
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26mins
Ranked #7

Bath Bomb 2.0
Bath Bomb 2.0
You'll yell “j'accuzzi” when we invent the world's first (and only) fractal bath bomb, a veritable cartoon-style bundle ... Read more
1 Apr 2019
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26mins
Ranked #8

Lock 2.0
Lock 2.0
Don't you hate it when you're ten feet away from your door and you can't remember whether it's locked? Well: that proble... Read more
19 Mar 2019
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25mins
Ranked #9

Piano 2.0
Piano 2.0
When Steinway, the first piano, emerged from the primordial piano ooze (this is true, trust us), did he one day realize ... Read more
4 Mar 2019
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27mins
Ranked #10

Energy Drink 2.0
Energy Drink 2.0
The only energy drink with Bananergy™ and none of those weak chemicals for babies, like electrolytes. Electroheavies and... Read more
4 Feb 2019
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26mins