The Redesign

Come on and SLAM! and welcome to the JAM! The song you're imagining? Incorrect, the song we're referencing is legally di... Read more

Do you stan dental hygiene or herons? Baby you're in luck because both of those things are now the same thing. Let a sou... Read more

World, get ready to hear the brown note in lots of places you didn't expect! Because we have a very large truck with spe... Read more

Never feel the sweet winds of summer against your human face again, as you're totally protected and forever locked into ... Read more

Say hi to Alicia Silvered-stone (no connection to Alicia Silverstone), the smart mirror of the future that will help you... Read more

Hey if you've ever thought "I wish the alphabet had emoji, stage directions, was written on musical staves, was possibly... Read more

You'll yell “j'accuzzi” when we invent the world's first (and only) fractal bath bomb, a veritable cartoon-style bundle ... Read more

Don't you hate it when you're ten feet away from your door and you can't remember whether it's locked? Well: that proble... Read more

When Steinway, the first piano, emerged from the primordial piano ooze (this is true, trust us), did he one day realize ... Read more

The only energy drink with Bananergy™ and none of those weak chemicals for babies, like electrolytes. Electroheavies and... Read more