Rank #1: 12 - The Episode 8 Debate
Dec 20 2017
Rank #2: UFM 28 - Polyamory
Hey weirdo! Just because you can't handle one relationship doesn't mean you can fix it by adding another one!
Oh yeah, well I say the more the merrier! Why stop with one when you can have the entire bag!
OH YEAH well if you think polyamory is possible than UNFRIEND ME!
Apr 24 2018
Rank #3: 02 - Gun Control in America
Gun Control is on tap today. Gonna be a tricky one.
So wait, you're complaining about cops shooting people and now you ONLY want the cops to have guns?
Oh yeah? Well I think you're crazy if you think average people need to have stockpiles of weapons and ammo designed to fight in wars!
Well if you're for gun control you can UNFRIEND ME!
Oct 10 2017
Rank #4: UFM 27 - Helicopter Parents!
Hey Breeder! How about you stop screwing up your kids by micro managing everything they do! I think they can survive that episode of Doc McStuffens themselves!
Oh yeah, well we live in weird times and if I can keep a shorter leesh on my kids then who are you to say otherwise!!!
OH YEAH! Well if you don't think helicopter parents are a problem than UNFRIEND ME
Apr 17 2018
Rank #5: 03 - Safe Spaces + Triggers
Oct 17 2017
Rank #6: UFM 38 - Fake Nerds and Geeks
I love nerdy stuff! I've loved it all my life! If you haven't loved it as long as I've loved it I doubt your sincerity! Stop ruining my life, Experience Vampire!
Last I checked there's no time limit on when someone can like something! Blow it out your hipster ass!
OH YEAH! Well if you stick up for Fake Nerd than you can UNFRIEND ME!
Jul 03 2018
Rank #7: 09 - The War on Christmas
Nov 28 2017
Rank #8: UFM 31 - Illegal Drugs
May 15 2018
Rank #9: UFM 39 - Sea World
HEY WHALE KILLER! I hope entertaining your awful children is worth the slow torture of animals you SEA MURDERER!
Well I think that as long as we are not hurting these creatures, what's the harm in teaching them to jump around for treats?
OH YEAH! Well if you support Sea World than UNNNNFRIEND ME!
Should places like Sea World even exist in our day and age? The circus went away, so why not this? We into it!
Jul 10 2018
Rank #10: UFM 34 - Minimum Wage
Hey fat cat! Keep smoking your fat cigars and sitting in your fat leather chairs counting your fat stacks of money while the rest of us break our backs you ghoul!
OH yeah, well how about your pay your dues like I had to and get what you can and learn how to make something of yourself, ya big freeloading hippie!
OH YEAH! Well if you down support a higher minimum wage than UNFRIEND ME!
Jun 07 2018
Rank #11: 07 - Anti-Vaxxers
Nov 14 2017
Rank #12: UFM 19 - Is college a scam?
Feb 20 2018
Rank #13: 15 - Paying College Athletes
Amatuer athletics is as old as civilization and now money wants to ruin THAT?
Oh yeah, well if you think colleges can just bathe in pools of money while the players live on macaroni and cheese and pay off student loans, then we are gonna have a problem.
WELL if you demand that college athletes get paid then UNFRIEND ME!!!!
Feb 06 2018
Rank #14: UFM 30 - The Electoral College
May 08 2018
Rank #15: 10 - Diehard GIF and Wipe It!
Dec 05 2017
Rank #16: 18 - Germophobia
Feb 13 2018
Rank #17: 05 - Halloween Blackface
Oct 30 2017
Rank #18: UFM 26 - Drinking Age Limit
Apr 10 2018
Rank #19: UFM 35 - School Uniforms
Hey! If you want to keep these kids scandalized with thier FUBU and running around with Juicy written on their butts, then move to another school!
Oh yeah well if you think I want my kid raised in your little Hitler conformity school then I think maybe I will take them to a different school!
OH YEAH! Will if you don't like School Uniforms than UNFRIEND ME!
Jun 14 2018
Rank #20: 08 - Online Harassment
Nov 22 2017