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Ettin News

"What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?" We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: "What exactly constitutes a town, and w... Read more

Ranked #1

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Episode 3: Baby Bloodwraith

Episode 3: Baby Bloodwraith

Violet and Petunia got a kitten! All shall tremble beneath its widdow paws. Also, they remind adventurers to check their... Read more

10 Jan 2017

1hr 2mins

Ranked #2

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Episode 16: THE ALLDADDY

Episode 16: THE ALLDADDY

Petunia decodes the Odingram and learns something about her own, ahem, proclivities. Violet also learns something import... Read more

14 Jul 2017

52mins

Ranked #3

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Episode 4: Please Use Protection

Episode 4: Please Use Protection

Has someone been looking out for Violet as she continues her self-taught magic studies? Also, Violet plans a brilliant m... Read more

25 Jan 2017

53mins

Ranked #4

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Episode 12: "Cross"-Training

Episode 12: "Cross"-Training

Get it? Because Violet is cross, and Petunia's training to read letters in her stead?  Don't judge me.

19 May 2017

57mins

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Ranked #5

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Episode 14: Bake/Off

Episode 14: Bake/Off

We could eat a peach muffin for hours, but unfortunately there's no time for that. At the much-anticipated baking compet... Read more

16 Jun 2017

1hr 1min

Ranked #6

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Episode 10: Matters of the Heart(less)

Episode 10: Matters of the Heart(less)

Lots of questions about love today. Nestor crosses a line. Also, it sure is difficult sometimes for an enhanced Ettin to... Read more

21 Apr 2017

53mins

Ranked #7

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Episode 6: Finger Guns

Episode 6: Finger Guns

Violet and Petunia can do finger guns now that Violet's arm is back to normal! Aren't you pleased?! Also, how is Tragrok... Read more

24 Feb 2017

58mins

Ranked #8

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Episode 5: *Ssspluk!*

Episode 5: *Ssspluk!*

That's the sound Violet's new, magically enhanced arm makes now. Don't worry about it. Also, some mysterious news about ... Read more

10 Feb 2017

1hr 1min

Ranked #9

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Episode 13: To Halve and to Halve Not

Episode 13: To Halve and to Halve Not

Please excuse us, we're a little... out of sync. You might say we are twice the Ettin we once were. Violet is enjoying i... Read more

2 Jun 2017

57mins

Ranked #10

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Episode 15: Brownie Points

Episode 15: Brownie Points

The ladies are coming to you live from the aftermath of a gory and slightly unexpected battle. I mean, we expected a bat... Read more

30 Jun 2017

1hr 5mins

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