Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the second half! It's only John, Mollie &amp; Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;) Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes.

Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the second half! It's only John, Mollie &amp; Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;) Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes.

4 Hour Talk Thing Part 2

Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the first half! It's only John, Mollie &amp; Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;)Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.

Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the first half! It's only John, Mollie &amp; Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;) Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.

4 Hour Talk Thing Part 1

Thank Crystal Light for Marc, it's a Direweasels Episode from 2019! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.

Thank Crystal Light for Marc, it's a Direweasels Episode from 2019!   Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 151 - It's a Dire Weasels Episode!

Our in-house chronomancer has brought us back to a time before global pandemic! It's kind of a relaxing listen to be honest.Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.

Our in-house chronomancer has brought us back to a time before global pandemic! It's kind of a relaxing listen to be honest. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 150 - It's still 2019. You can pretend 2020 never happened.

I promised i totally listened to it at some point but honestly, who decided that ME posting episodes was a good idea?!Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

I promised i totally listened to it at some point but honestly, who decided that ME posting episodes was a good idea?! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 149 - This Episode is Really Good

Looks like the gang has been called up to the principal's office...i mean mayor! Hey did you know that the City of Inglewood's mayor is named James Butts?! THAT'S RIGHT! There's a Mayor Butts! Any ways, we kinda do stuff?? I meant well, i swear! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Looks like the gang has been called up to the principal's office...i mean mayor! Hey did you know that the City of Inglewood's mayor is named James Butts?! THAT'S RIGHT! There's a Mayor Butts! Any ways, we kinda do stuff?? I meant well, i swear!   Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 148 - Giving Back

It's fighting time! ...and food discussion? As if we haven't given you our opinions on foods or drink, you can hear it again here! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

It's fighting time! ...and food discussion? As if we haven't given you our opinions on foods or drink, you can hear it again here!   Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 147 -

Here's a phrase for ya, Binomial nomenclature. Nomenclature is such a good word too. Starts with "nom" even. Anyway, the cast talks about animals quite a bit in this one. Definition of rodents and what not. Also, cute little John Butt. Damnit Ivana.Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Here's a phrase for ya, Binomial nomenclature. Nomenclature is such a good word too. Starts with "nom" even. Anyway, the cast talks about animals quite a bit in this one. Definition of rodents and what not. Also, cute little John Butt. Damnit Ivana. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 146 - Tushes and Taxonomy

John Butt

Honestly, i barely listen to the episode. They attempt to convert people? I sing? It's great. absolute best content out there. Trust me.Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Honestly, i barely listen to the episode. They attempt to convert people? I sing? It's great. absolute best content out there. Trust me. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 145 - John Butt

Aaaaand we're back! The gang takes a lovely stroll through the town of Braeburn and ends up at another locally owned business. They decide they want to be helpful too! Thanks for tunng in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Aaaaand we're back! The gang takes a lovely stroll through the town of Braeburn and ends up at another locally owned business. They decide they want to be helpful too!   Thanks for tunng in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 144 - A Three Hour Tour

Once described as if D&amp;D and Cards Against Humanity had a baby. That seems fairly close.

Really scratches that itch. You know the one.

Audio ointment

I LOVE THIS PODCAST! Forrest crushes it like on the reg!

Loving it!

Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast

The Weasels try their best to seduce each other while nominally battling a big, bad malfunctioning robot. Many laughs are had on this most unassuming, totally unimportant episode where no important news is shared. None whatsoever! The @DireWeasels are John, @absurdistkobold, Forrest, @walk6070, Ivana, @arcanevice, Matt, @chalupabatman27, and Mollie, @eskimomo9. You can email us at direweasels@gmail.com. We're sorry!

The Weasels try their best to seduce each other while nominally battling a big, bad malfunctioning robot. Many laughs are had on this most unassuming, totally unimportant episode where no important news is shared. None whatsoever!   The @DireWeasels are John, @absurdistkobold, Forrest, @walk6070, Ivana, @arcanevice, Matt, @chalupabatman27, and Mollie, @eskimomo9. You can email us at direweasels@gmail.com. We're sorry!

Episode 49: Dire Weasels Pick Up Academy

Gwynn also makes an appearance in the stream chat. Mort and John stream and mostly talk with Dyrtle while she supplies some of the worst fanfiction imaginable. John attempts to read this in dramatic fashion, but mostly gets upset at the grammar and spelling. This is a weird one, but hopefully it's entertaining for all of you folks. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9, and check out Mort (@mortimaus) and Dyrtle (@dyrtletheturtle), both of whom are awesome and always come through when we at Dire Weasels headquarters need some people to hang out for a non canonical episode. Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com. If you have any Patreon ideas, feel free to kick them our way, as we will definitely not be dropping that campaign on you all at episode 50.

Gwynn also makes an appearance in the stream chat. Mort and John stream and mostly talk with Dyrtle while she supplies some of the worst fanfiction imaginable. John attempts to read this in dramatic fashion, but mostly gets upset at the grammar and spelling. This is a weird one, but hopefully it's entertaining for all of you folks.   @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9, and check out Mort (@mortimaus) and Dyrtle (@dyrtletheturtle), both of whom are awesome and always come through when we at Dire Weasels headquarters need some people to hang out for a non canonical episode.   Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at <a href="http://direweasels.podbean.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">direweasels.podbean.com</a>. If you have any Patreon ideas, feel free to kick them our way, as we will definitely not be dropping that campaign on you all at episode 50.

Late Night with John, Mort and Dyrtle (AKA when the effectively unlaid plan goes appropriately poorly. AKA 2, crimes against spelling, grammar and reading/comprehension)

Greetings Mustelidae. Well, I mean, that's the intro basically. This is a strange interlude... I mean, kind of? We were all pretty tired and needed something before/after Geeklycon. Speaking of, if you went, hope you had a great time! Anyway, where will things go now? Has the team reflected on the past? Do you know the answers? I sure the fuck don't. Also, we basically missed all of July. We're sorry... so very sorry.Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoonyYou can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Greetings Mustelidae. Well, I mean, that's the intro basically. This is a strange interlude... I mean, kind of? We were all pretty tired and needed something before/after Geeklycon. Speaking of, if you went, hope you had a great time! Anyway, where will things go now? Has the team reflected on the past? Do you know the answers? I sure the fuck don't. Also, we basically missed all of July. We're sorry... so very sorry. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys. Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at <a href="http://patreon.com/direweasels" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/direweasels</a> Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Episode 125 - Five Cubed, or an Interlewd

Now we know you be loving this shit right here.@DireWeasels : @Walk6070, @AbsurdistKobold, @eskimomo9, @codedude3 and @arcaneviceRate and review us at itunes. Also, if you figure out how to rate and review us on google music, feel free to let me (@absurdistkobold) know so that I might be able to do that thing myself. Check out our Patreon (patreon.com/direweasels), which to be fair, might be in need of a little bit of a refresh. Check out our sibling podcasts at the glorious house of S (@shousestudio). Email us at direweasels@gmail.com. Those are the things. Thanks for listening.

Now we know you be loving this shit right here. @DireWeasels : @Walk6070, @AbsurdistKobold, @eskimomo9, @codedude3 and @arcanevice Rate and review us at itunes. Also, if you figure out how to rate and review us on google music, feel free to let me (@absurdistkobold) know so that I might be able to do that thing myself. Check out our Patreon (<a href="http://patreon.com/direweasels" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/direweasels</a>), which to be fair, might be in need of a little bit of a refresh. Check out our sibling podcasts at the glorious house of S (@shousestudio). Email us at direweasels@gmail.com. Those are the things. Thanks for listening.

Episode 79: Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' (aka Come On!)

Be warned, there's some singing. It's not great. Except for Ivana, her singing is perfect. They wake up and have a little chit chat about this new town. They learn some things. Its very cute. Quaint, one might say. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Be warned, there's some singing. It's not great. Except for Ivana, her singing is perfect. They wake up and have a little chit chat about this new town. They learn some things. Its very cute. Quaint, one might say.   Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 143 - A Quaint Town

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.The amazing guests on this arbitrary adventure are Nicole, @nmhueser from SHU podcast on the Generation Justice feed, and Kelly, @MightBeKelly from Ethernautica podcast, and Matt, @punk1290, from the Drunks and Dragons Random Encounter podcast!Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoonyYou can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comDire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time.  Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys. The amazing guests on this arbitrary adventure are Nicole, @nmhueser from SHU podcast on the Generation Justice feed, and Kelly, @MightBeKelly from Ethernautica podcast, and Matt, @punk1290, from the Drunks and Dragons Random Encounter podcast! Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can) Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comDire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

The Great Cake Deliveries pt 1 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers

Okay, so we're officially on a boat. Ivana makes friends. Forrest figures out his life. John &amp; Mollie do things... I think? Cody decides to be creepy. @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

Okay, so we're officially on a boat. Ivana makes friends. Forrest figures out his life. John &amp; Mollie do things... I think? Cody decides to be creepy.   @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

Episode 108 - Wanna swab my deck?

We do things. And stuff. We kinda sorta get things done. Also, Ivana is a dove.  The voices you hear are not imagined, they're the collective cacophany of @DireWeasels @Walk6070 guides our shenanigans while @AbsurdistKobold, @eskimomo9, @codedude3 and @arcanevice do said shenanigans.  Tell us how much you love us: direweasels@gmail.com and stop being stingy with your stars and load us up with 5 on iTunes.

We do things. And stuff. We kinda sorta get things done. Also, Ivana is a dove.  The voices you hear are not imagined, they're the collective cacophany of @DireWeasels  @Walk6070 guides our shenanigans while @AbsurdistKobold, @eskimomo9, @codedude3 and @arcanevice do said shenanigans.    Tell us how much you love us: direweasels@gmail.com and stop being stingy with your stars and load us up with 5 on iTunes.

Episode 80 - Death by Rum

Looks like our adventures have met some strange creature... Hopefully touching it doesn't have some ill effects associated with it? Hopefully our... Heroes(?) get out safe and sound and the princess and their guide can get on their way. But what waits for them next? And what's Eveynne doing???Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.We also had guests on this episode of the Dire Weasels! First off, we had Lorelei(@lothlorien_elf) from the Good Looks, Bad Books podcast(@GLBBpodcast), and she plays Fingling Don'Loin! We also had Fox(@Hack_Fox) from the Dragons of Cthulhu podcast(@DoC_podcast)! He plays the guide through the underdark, Fox! Yup! And, our first Fuzzykin player!Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoonyYou can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Looks like our adventures have met some strange creature... Hopefully touching it doesn't have some ill effects associated with it? Hopefully our... Heroes(?) get out safe and sound and the princess and their guide can get on their way. But what waits for them next? And what's Eveynne doing??? Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys. We also had guests on this episode of the Dire Weasels! First off, we had Lorelei(@lothlorien_elf) from the Good Looks, Bad Books podcast(@GLBBpodcast), and she plays Fingling Don'Loin! We also had Fox(@Hack_Fox) from the Dragons of Cthulhu podcast(@DoC_podcast)! He plays the guide through the underdark, Fox! Yup! And, our first Fuzzykin player! Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at <a href="http://patreon.com/direweasels" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/direweasels</a> Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Episode 120 - That Toad is on Fire!

The boat fight continues. Tetsu gets into an abusive relationship with his hat. We're sad when more specters appear. We receive a surprisingly relevant email from Reggie Realname. @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @ArcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @MollieMM8 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him, for one last time! We love you Marc!

The boat fight continues. Tetsu gets into an abusive relationship with his hat. We're sad when more specters appear. We receive a surprisingly relevant email from Reggie Realname.   @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @ArcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @MollieMM8 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him, for one last time! We love you Marc!

Episode 110 - The Cat in the Hat

Hello, Hello, hello!We're back in action, the group has finally left the town and they're excited to make new friends. Possibly have a cuppa? Who knows??! You will, when you listen  to this episode. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Hello, Hello, hello! We're back in action, the group has finally left the town and they're excited to make new friends. Possibly have a cuppa? Who knows??! You will, when you listen  to this episode.   Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 140 - Scrubberdashing

I can't tell a lie. Well I can, but I have to tell you this is a pretty laid back episode. Mostly shopping, lot's of joke. Lot's of references. Some other things as well, some weird plot choo choo'ing. Oh wait... there was that one thing. Hunters of the Craven Grave right? There's other things too, I think I'm missing, but someone doesn't...Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoonyYou can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

I can't tell a lie. Well I can, but I have to tell you this is a pretty laid back episode. Mostly shopping, lot's of joke. Lot's of references. Some other things as well, some weird plot choo choo'ing. Oh wait... there was that one thing. Hunters of the Craven Grave right? There's other things too, I think I'm missing, but someone doesn't... Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys. Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at <a href="http://patreon.com/direweasels" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/direweasels</a> Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Episode 115 - Dark Market, Black Market, Pot Market

Cody is still making us fight things. He's taking this pretty seriously. What the hell kind of DM is he?! Oh and Ivana STILL doesn't know how to play D &amp; D.  @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

Cody is still making us fight things. He's taking this pretty seriously. What the hell kind of DM is he?! Oh and Ivana STILL doesn't know how to play D &amp; D.    @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

Episode 107 - Whoops....

The party continues its trek into the forest, fighting yet more gnolls/goblins (thanks, Matt!) in another abandoned elven building. Please direct all your hate mail for these combat-heavy episodes to Matt Hankins, @chalupabatman27.  Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter). Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The party continues its trek into the forest, fighting yet more gnolls/goblins (thanks, Matt!) in another abandoned elven building. Please direct all your hate mail for these combat-heavy episodes to Matt Hankins, @chalupabatman27.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at <a href="http://direweasels.podbean.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">direweasels.podbean.com</a>.

Episode 8: For Those Who Fight Further

After learning where Norville was likely taken, our adventurers set out to rescue him and hopefully recover his book before too much damage can be done.  Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter) Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

After learning where Norville was likely taken, our adventurers set out to rescue him and hopefully recover his book before too much damage can be done.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter)   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at <a href="http://direweasels.podbean.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">direweasels.podbean.com</a>.

Episode 7: Saving Private Glimmerbottom

The quest for the Banananomicon comes to a head!  Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter). Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The quest for the Banananomicon comes to a head!    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at <a href="http://direweasels.podbean.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">direweasels.podbean.com</a>.

Episode 10: The End of the Quest Formerly Known as the Never-Ending Quest That is Now Ending

Welcome aboard for yet another episode! We start off in that same bar and then finally Barry &amp; Prowler decided to do a thing. There's a special guest star and we almost get something done this episode? It's very exciting!  Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Welcome aboard for yet another episode! We start off in that same bar and then finally Barry &amp; Prowler decided to do a thing. There's a special guest star and we almost get something done this episode? It's very exciting!    Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Episode 138 - The Episode that never started

We got a healthy amount of mail this week (mostly from @0dius and @cannoncannons), and skills were challenged. Did things get set on fire? Who could say, really?@direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice (not appearing in this episode), and @eskimomo9 Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels .  Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels.

We got a healthy amount of mail this week (mostly from @0dius and @cannoncannons), and skills were challenged. Did things get set on fire? Who could say, really? @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice (not appearing in this episode), and @eskimomo9   Check out our patreon at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/direweasels" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/direweasels</a> .  Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels.

Episode 55: Not Just a Mailbag Episode (AKA John is dumb and had to edit this one twice)

I bet you’re wondering why this episode is being posted later in day.... IT’S BECAUSE I ACTUALLY LISTENED TO IT! I didn’t fail you guys this week. Well I kind of did because I’m terrible at D &amp; D even after playing it for 3 years straight. Any way.... Ivana teaches the word of the Lefthander, quite literally. Forrest doesn’t remember shit (neither does Ivana), John pulls a John and just gets us into stupid combat and Mollie is too pure for this podcast. Cody somehow avoids a heart attack. @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

I bet you’re wondering why this episode is being posted later in day.... IT’S BECAUSE I ACTUALLY LISTENED TO IT! I didn’t fail you guys this week. Well I kind of did because I’m terrible at D &amp; D even after playing it for 3 years straight.   Any way.... Ivana teaches the word of the Lefthander, quite literally. Forrest doesn’t remember shit (neither does Ivana), John pulls a John and just gets us into stupid combat and Mollie is too pure for this podcast. Cody somehow avoids a heart attack.   @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

Episode 106 - Finger Buns

Start of the Second Leg, I don't think that we have seasons technically, but all in all, this would be considered "season 2" of Cody's (my) DMing? After what happened last time, you'd think there'd be something dramatic, but unfortuanately no? Crystal Light seems to be a god now, wonder how that will go. Eveynne realizes her lack of god may be detrimental to her. Gods have way too much power, (probably the DM's fault?). Are things mysterious enough yet, or just confusing? I'm not sure, just hope people are enjoying the story!Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoonyYou can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Start of the Second Leg, I don't think that we have seasons technically, but all in all, this would be considered "season 2" of Cody's (my) DMing? After what happened last time, you'd think there'd be something dramatic, but unfortuanately no? Crystal Light seems to be a god now, wonder how that will go. Eveynne realizes her lack of god may be detrimental to her. Gods have way too much power, (probably the DM's fault?). Are things mysterious enough yet, or just confusing? I'm not sure, just hope people are enjoying the story! Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys. Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at <a href="http://patreon.com/direweasels" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/direweasels</a> Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Episode 114 - Start the Second Leg

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