Jason Weiser tells stories from myths, legends, and folklore that have shaped cultures throughout history. Some, like the stories of Aladdin, King Arthur, and Hercules are stories you think you know, but with surprising origins. Others are stories you might not have heard, but really should. All the stories are sourced from world folklore, but retold for modern ears.These are stories of wizards, knights, Vikings, dragons, princesses, and kings from the time when the world beyond the map was a dangerous and wonderful place.
Jason Weiser tells stories from myths, legends, and folklore that have shaped cultures throughout history. Some, like the stories of Aladdin, King Arthur, and Hercules are stories you think you know, but with surprising origins. Others are stories you might not have heard, but really should. All the stories are sourced from world folklore, but retold for modern ears.These are stories of wizards, knights, Vikings, dragons, princesses, and kings from the time when the world beyond the map was a dangerous and wonderful place.
Jason Weiser tells stories from myths, legends, and folklore that have shaped cultures throughout history. Some, like the stories of Aladdin, King Arthur, and Hercules are stories you think you know, but with surprising origins. Others are stories you might not have heard, but really should. All the stories are sourced from world folklore, but retold for modern ears.These are stories of wizards, knights, Vikings, dragons, princesses, and kings from the time when the world beyond the map was a dangerous and wonderful place.
The story of Rip Van Winkle is more than just a guy taking a long, alcohol-induced nap. It's a story about a changing time and a man struggling to keep up. It's a story about lost love and and a second chance. It's a story about one of the most insufferable fictional protagonists that you didn't know you hated: Rip Van Winkle.
The creature is the Polong, from Malaysian folklore, the little one-inch tall woman who will cut a hole in your side and just run around inside you, messing all sorts of things up.
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Music:
"Dark Water" by Podington Bear
“Blossoming” by Podington Bear
“Go to Sleep” by Podington Bear
“Tumbler” by Podington Bear
“Toil” by Podington Bear
“Cake” by Podington Bear
Oct 23 2019
33mins
May 20 2015
24mins
The origin stories of the Olympians.
The creatures this week are the Yule Lads, their mom, stepdad, and murderous cat.
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Music:
“Rainday” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Pitho Magnus” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Min” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Betrayal” by Lee Rosevere
“Everywhere” by Lee Rosevere
“All the Answers” by Lee Rosevere
“Gilroy Solo” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Campanula” by Blue Dot Sessions
Dec 26 2018
37mins
Robin Hood is a name that has echoed through the ages as a noble outlaw - one who takes from the rich and gives to the poor and who, with his bow and arrow and merry men, makes the powerful, cruel leaders answer for their treatment of the downtrodden.
He wasn’t always that symbol.
In his earliest tellings, Robin Hood is a much different outlaw. He’s a cutthroat who lives on the edges of the society. He takes from rich and poor alike and gives to his own. He will grow into the symbol that will be known a world over, but he’s not there yet.
This is the beginning of the story of Robin Hood.
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Music:
“Chrome and Wax” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Wandering” by Steve Combs “Something Elated” by Broke For Free“Middle” by Blue Dot Sessions“Crumpet” by Blue Dot Sessions “Setting Up” by Blue Dot SessionsApr 17 2019
34mins
May 13 2015
32mins
It's the first written version of Sleeping Beauty, put down to paper in the 1600s by the Neapolitan writer Giambattista Basile. And it's horrifying.
The creature is elephant rat. It's an elephant whose also a rat sometimes. No big deal. Now move along and let him murder in peace.
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Music:
"Running on Empty" by Podington Bear
"Sylvestor" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Midday" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Black Cosmos Ring" by Podington Bear
"The Nightmare" by Podington Bear
"Studie I" by Jahzzar
"Betrayal" by Lee Rosevere
"Support Me in This Moment That I'm About to Lose Hope" by Nihilore
Sep 05 2018
33mins
Jun 03 2015
30mins
We're back on the road to the Trojan War, with the story of Achilles. Starting from when his father interrupted the ritual to make him immortal, we'll follow him as he goes to that epic Greek daycare run by Chiron and watch as his mother tries to keep him away from the war that is beginning to consume the Greek world.
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Music:
"Clouds at the Gap" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Adventure" by Podington Bear
"Um Pepino" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Tillis County" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Falcon Hood" by Podington Bear
"Falling Falling" by Podington Bear
Jun 05 2019
43mins
Horus's uncle Set murdered his father, and because his mother was shrewd, he gained the throne and the murderer was exiled to the South. There was just one problem: Set wasn't going to go quietly. He vowed on the day he left to kill Horus, feast on his flesh, and reclaim the throne for himself. The boy Pharoah, Horus, watched Set and his followers go, and knew he had to be ready. The war was coming.
The creature this time is the vegetable man, and, no worries, he's not going to make you eat your vegetables. As a (possible?) vegetable himself, he's way more interested in eating you.
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Music:
"Twilight Grandeur" by Podington Bear
"Pythagoras" by Podington Bear
"Graduation" by Podington Bear
"Blammo" by Podington Bear
"Bare Shoulders" by Podington Bear
"Strange Dog Walk" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Dangerous Swing" by Blue Dot Sessions
Mar 21 2018
34mins
Last week, Hera hid that she was pregnant. This week, we learn who the father isn’t, and see the births of two more important figures from Greek mythology. Also, if you’re going for the whole totalitarian dictator thing, make sure you don’t take your wine naps right next to all the people that hate you. Just saying.
The creature this week is the pipe fox. A fun little fox friend who will learn all your friends’ secrets and also rob you and everyone in your life.
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Jan 02 2019
36mins
Dracula isn't a creature from myths, legends, or folklore. The fictional vampire is a product of Bram Stoker. The name, though, stretches back centuries to a prince who ruled the kingdom called Wallachia, which borders the land with which he's most famously associated: Transylvania. We'll be talking all about the pseudo-legendary exploits of the real bloody tyrant, the bizarre rules surrounding fictional vampires, and the inspirations for the most famous vampire novel of all time.
If you see your significant other on the roof scraping moss, you should just eat the soup they make you even if it makes you vomit.
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Music:
"Watermark" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Independent Film" by Steve Combs
"Scalloped" by Blue Dot Sessions
"A Calendar Spread" by Blue Dot Sessions
"As Nihilism Gives Way to Existentialism" by Nihilore
"Support Me in this Moment that I'm About to Lose Heart" by Nihilore
"Studie I" by Jahzzar
"Aisles" by Jahzzar
Nov 16 2016
38mins
This week, we’re back on the boat to the Trojan War where Agamemnon has a problem. I mean, he always has a lot of problems, but this one involves a bunch of warriors with nothing to do but wait for the winds to pick up, and they're not going to pick up until Agamemnon does what needs to be done.
The creature this week is pollo maligno, the evil chicken. He's honestly perfect for this segment.
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Music:
“Triana” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Matamoscas” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Vela Vela” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Talltell” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Lonely Stairwell” by Blue Dot Sessions
Oct 16 2019
33mins
In this prelude to the Trojan War, we learn the origin of the most famous Greek hero, and maybe the most reviled Trojan prince. Also, you shouldn't let Hera plan your wedding because a bitter decade-long war might break out because of it, and if you invite Poseidon, you're going to get an immortal horse as a gift to your wedding so, you know, invite Poseidon.
The creature this week is the Lady of the Land. There are way safer and easier ways to make money than killing dragons. Like kissing dragons on the mouth. Don't worry, I explain it in the Creature of the Week (kind of).
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Music:
"Smooth Actor" by Podington Bear
"Reckoning" by Podington Bear
"Box Canyon" by Podington Bear
"Thom Yorke at Home" by Podington Bear
"Only Lonesome" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Only Lara" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Belted Kingfisher" by Chad Crouch
Jan 09 2019
36mins
The Holy Grail: The greatest legendary item of all time and the focal point of the Arthurian legends. This is its origin.
Beginning as the humble cup of a crucified savior, the Grail will take on legendary status. We'll see how it moved from Jerusalem to a far-flung province on the edge of the world, and we'll meet the people tasked with protecting it, whose great, great, great, great grandchildren will become the heroes of the Arthurian legends.
This is a Grail story unlike any you've ever heard. This is where it all begins.
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Music:
"Double-crested Cormorant" by Chad Crouch
"Cicle Vascule" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Cicle Veroni" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Toil" by Podington Bear
"Cylinder Six" by Chris Zabriskie
"Plaid Shapes" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Things We Save" by Podington Bear
"Trillium" by Podington Bear
Sep 12 2018
35mins
Norse mythology, like all mythology, is strange. Thor's hammer is gone. It was stolen...or he just left it somewhere and forgot about it. To get it back, though, he's going to have to do something more difficult than fighting legions of giants. He's going to need to get married.
And there's the origin of poetry, which contains way more men formed from spit than you'd expect for the origin of poetry.
On the creature of the week, seriously, just stay out of the woods. It never ends well. Except when it does, and you find love and learn to put on a puppet show.
The Prose Edda - THE source for Norse Mythology
Music:
"Direct to Video" by Chris Zabriskie
"An Opus in Bb" by Blue Dot Sessions
Feb 24 2016
28mins
In 16th century Prague, a people are under attack. Accused of an unspeakable crime they didn't commit, they have no recourse: even the rulers of the city have turned against them. They can't find justice, so they have to make justice - a silent guardian to watch over their community, one to keep the wolves at bay. But is he too late to help guard the innocents against the sinister machinations of one man?
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Music:
"An Opus in Bb" by Blue Dot Sessions
"A Simple Shroud" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Beeth" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Andelo" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Toothless Slope" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Valantis" by Blue Dot Sessions
May 02 2018
35mins
Prison. Assassins. Marionette dance parties. The original story of Pinocchio has it all. Of course, you know of Pinocchio and Geppetto, but did you know that Geppetto, in order to get the wood to make Pinocchio, had to chew on an old man's wig? Or that the original story had a shockingly brutal end, even for an 1800s children's tale? Check it out. This story is wild.
The creature this time is a giant grasshopper who wants to have your kids over for dinner. And no, he's not being playfully ambiguous with that wording. He's going to eat your children and there's nothing you can do to stop him because he's a twelve foot tall grasshopper.
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Music:
"Anna's Hummingbird" by Chad Crouch
"Great Egret" by Chad Crouch
"Single Player" by Chad Crouch
"Staggering" by Chad Crouch
"Frogs in Tuxes" by Podington Bear
"Climbing the Mountain" by Podington Bear
"Little Black Cloud" by Podington Bear
"Puzzler" by Podington Bear
Jun 13 2018
43mins
Odin. Jotunheim. Shin Tinder. We're (basically) back in Norse mythology with the legendary story of Hadingus, a Viking king that hates being king. We'll visit nearly half of the worlds in Norse mythology as we follow a spectacularly bad ancient Norse hero.
The creature this time is a way to get superpowers...if you ever wanted to be a bitter, stinky, homicidal muppet.
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"Orange Juicier" by Podington Bear
"Holding Steady" by Podington Bear
"So We Go" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Closet Interlude" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Bristlecone" by Podington Bear
"Shade Ways" by Podington Bear
"Telltale" by Podington Bear
"We Make a Good Team" by Podington Bear
"House Finch" by Chad Crouch
"Journies" by Podington Bear
May 30 2018
44mins
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Medusa is probably the most misunderstood villain in all of Greco-Roman Mythology, famous only for being a monster...and the hero's quest to kill her. We'll learn all about her background and follow the quest of one fated to clash with her. Also this is Greek mythology so everyone is terrible all the time always.
The creature this week is the floating head and he's kind of like Pac-man...if Pac-man had a taste for people and delicious chestnuts.
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Music:
"Toppler" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Soothe" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Seamless" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Partly Sage" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Old Skin" by Podington Bear
"Little Dipper" by Podington Bear
"Astrisx" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Comet Trails" by Moon
"Orbs of Light" by Moon
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Disclaimer:
Non-graphic talk of Zeus impregnating a woman by turning into a shower of gold (?) and non-graphic talk of how Poseidon raped a woman and then the woman was blamed for it because she was irresistible.
Aug 16 2017
34mins
The Day of the Wolf. The Doom of the Gods. The end of all things. It has many names, but one word encapsulates it all: Ragnarok. It's what Odin has been dreading and fighting. It's what Loki has been planning. It's the dark end of days where the worlds will drop into eternal night, giants will battle gods, and all will burn.
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Nov 01 2017
47mins
Xu Xian is dead. He discovered the truth about his wife and he died.
I mean, yeah, he's dead...but he's also unwittingly married to a 1700 year old magical demon snake on a redemption arc, so...you know...something might happen.
Seriously, though, this is a packed episode. There are magical (if not wholly unexpected) resurrections, crustacean armies, Doctor Strange ripoffs, and that's just in the first half.
The creature this time is the suppon no yūrei, and probably a good idea to give up eating turtle altogether.
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Music:
“Throughput” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Storm Passing” by Podington Bear
“Threshold” by Podington Bear
“John Stockton Slow Drag” by Chris Zabriskie
“Undercover Vampire Policeman” by Chris Zabriskie
Dec 04 2019
34mins
The legend of the White Snake is one of the four great folktales of China. Today, we start that with an act of kindness, demons lurking in the places we can’t look, and a (misguided?) monk hoping to bring justice.
When the creature this week has time off, it prefers crashing funerals and projectile vomiting on strangers.
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Nov 27 2019
36mins
There's a surprising amount to the story of Hansel and Gretel. There's your average fairy tale weirdness, like load-bearing cake and aquatic duck Uber, but there's an unexpected humanity in the story that I think is overlooked. I hope you like it.
The creature is punyaiama, from India, and she's the reason you can't get drunk in your own home.
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"Re:Joyce" by Podington Bear
"Running on Empty" by Podington Bear
"Tarnish" by Podington Bear
"Warbled Reflection" by Podington Bear
"The Snowgarden" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Stack Me Up" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Highride" by Blue Dot Sessions
Nov 20 2019
37mins
The story of the 47 Ronin is a historical tale where a powerful daimyo is shamed and killed by a greedy official…the only issue? The victim had dozens of loyal samurai, and they’re not about to forget what happened to the man they served.
The creature is Pricolici, from Romania, a were-dog that is anything but man’s best friend.
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“Bell Solo” by Blue Dot Sessions “Cicle Vascule” by Blue Dot Sessions “Cover Letter” by Blue Dot Sessions “Doubled” by Blue Dot Sessions “Vik Fenceta Lan” by Blue Dot Sessions “Waypoint” by Blue Dot Sessions
Nov 13 2019
39mins
Two stories from Japanese folklore today dealing with the consequences of our actions. The first has a woman chasing a dumpling across her floor…and into a mysterious, far-away land. The second is what happens when a horrible tragedy brings two people together…only to have their fates tear them apart.
The creature is the Peluda, a vicious turtle dragon (not Bowser, though) who’s mad about not being allowed on Noah’s ark. He’s working out his emotions in…less than healthy ways (by killing everything).
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Music:
“Dog and Pony Show” by Podington Bear
“Evenhanded” by Podington Bear
“Order of Entrance” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Clouds at the Gap” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Um Pepino” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Min” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Releasing the Sculpture” by Podington Bear
Nov 06 2019
35mins
There's something in the forest in 16th century Scotland. It's been there for years. Anyone who sees it doesn't live to tell about it, and it moves seamlessly between land and sea, leaving nothing but body parts in its wake. With a body count in the thousands, it's a legendary historical horror story that's supposedly true.
The creature is a goblin spider. It's a goblin who's also a spider...or, is it? We'll see that things aren't always what they seem on an extended creature of the week.
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Music:
“An Accumulation” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Emmit Sprak” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Cicle Veroni” by Blue Dot Sessions
Oct 30 2019
39mins
The story of Rip Van Winkle is more than just a guy taking a long, alcohol-induced nap. It's a story about a changing time and a man struggling to keep up. It's a story about lost love and and a second chance. It's a story about one of the most insufferable fictional protagonists that you didn't know you hated: Rip Van Winkle.
The creature is the Polong, from Malaysian folklore, the little one-inch tall woman who will cut a hole in your side and just run around inside you, messing all sorts of things up.
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Music:
"Dark Water" by Podington Bear
“Blossoming” by Podington Bear
“Go to Sleep” by Podington Bear
“Tumbler” by Podington Bear
“Toil” by Podington Bear
“Cake” by Podington Bear
Oct 23 2019
33mins
This week, we’re back on the boat to the Trojan War where Agamemnon has a problem. I mean, he always has a lot of problems, but this one involves a bunch of warriors with nothing to do but wait for the winds to pick up, and they're not going to pick up until Agamemnon does what needs to be done.
The creature this week is pollo maligno, the evil chicken. He's honestly perfect for this segment.
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Music:
“Triana” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Matamoscas” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Vela Vela” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Talltell” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Lonely Stairwell” by Blue Dot Sessions
Oct 16 2019
33mins
Jack the giant killer is back, and he’s less Jack the giant killer than Jack the let’s-just-sit-here-and-let-the-giants-die-from-their-own-unforced-errors guy. That’s way less catchy, though.
The creature (pixui) is a constipated robber with daddy issues.
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Music:
“Popism” by Blue Dot Sessions “The Gall” by Podington Bear “Mello D” by Podington Bear “Flatlands 4th” by Blue Dot Sessions “Twosome” by Podington Bear “Scallat” by Podington Bear “Rope Swing” by Podington Bear “Indian Paintbrush” by Podington Bear
Oct 09 2019
34mins
Two stories, one from Italy, one from England. In the one from italy, Costanza is born which would usually be pretty great...except her parents are already in retirement and have given everything away to her older sisters, so she sets out on her own in the wild medieval world.
The second story is Molly Whuppie, whose parents have left her and her two sisters in the forest to die. Then things get worse.
The creature this week is hoop snake, a snake that's a hoop and also really confused as to why you're diving through it.
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Music:
“Climbing the Mountain” by Podington Bear
“Airliner” by Podington Bear
“In the Box” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Lakkalia” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Ice pack” by Podington Bear
“So it goes” by Podington Bear
“Hardboil” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Box Canyon” by Podington Bear
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Hoop Snake story: https://web.archive.org/web/20060629012039/http://www.naturalhistorymag.com/editors_pick/1925_01-02_pick.html
Oct 02 2019
39mins
Two stories of terrible parents. One decides to get rich by strapping a gemstone to an infant's head, and the other let her son do whatever he wanted until the day came when she needed him to do one little thing: babysit a chicken. It did not go well.
The creature is the phooka, from Ireland, and it will fly you to the moon...but not in the charming Sinatra way, but in the literal way where you suffocate.
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Music:
“Wonder Happens” by Podington Bear “Order of Entrance” by Blue Dot Sessions “Highride” by Blue Dot Sessions “Pives and Flarinet” by Podington Bear “Minor Islands” by Podington Bear “Blue Blanket” by Podington Bear
Sep 25 2019
40mins
Hrolf Kraki must avenge his father by confronting his step-father...and brother-in-law. Don't worry, though, the weirdness of last week gets ironed out when we enter more familiar territory for the Viking legends. Our wonderful one-eyed wanderer makes an appearance, kings battle kings, and berserkers battle trolls, draugr, other berserkers, random bystanders, and, well, just about everyone.
The creature this week is Penny Dragon, a dragon that will leave you pennies and maybe also burn down your home.
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Music:
“Lost Shoe” by Blue Dot Sessions “I Recall” by Blue Dot Sessions “Smooth Actor” by Podington Bear “Delta” by Podington Bear “Illustrated Novel” by Podington Bear “Calla Lily” by Podington Bear “Slow Rollout” by Blue Dot Sessions
Sep 18 2019
37mins
We’re back in the Norse Sagas with witches, trolls, Norns, magic, elves, and this one-eyed wanderer who definitely isn’t named Odin but have you heard about how awesome Odin is? No? We’ll he’s happy to tell you.
This is the saga of Hrolf Kraki and his twelve legendary berserkers.
The creature is the reason you should actually follow that strange creature into the dark forest (free all-you-can-eat shrimp!)
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“Keo Keo” by Blue Dot Sessions “Convoy Lines” by Blue Dot Sessions “Degradation” by Podington Bear “Den” by Podington Bear “Senseless” by Podington Bear “Relinquish” by Podington Bear “The Things We Save” by Podington Bear
Sep 11 2019
40mins
A boy is born, fated to be one who brings strife. Two sons seek to outrun a family curse. A wife is spared the grisly fates of her husband and son...only if she will marry the one who committed the atrocities. A daughter is saved from certain death...by judgy ducks. These are the stories of the names that would go down in legend: Odysseus, Agamemnon, Menelaus, Clytemnestra, and Penelope, and their lives before the event that would make them all famous: the Trojan War.
The creature this week is a dragon who is living his best life in Ireland.
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Music:
"Lakkalia" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Last Lights" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Hedgeliner" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Children by the Creek" by Chad Crouch
"Barefoot" by Chad Crouch
"Song Sparrow Serenade" by Chad Crouch
"Headwaters" by Chad Crouch
Sep 04 2019
39mins
Things are going well for King Arthur for once. He’s in complete control over the island of Great Britain, he’s got a bunch of awesome knights, and dragon attacks are down. What could go wrong?
King Arthur should know to never ever ask that question, because twelve men from the definitely not defunct and/or fictional Roman Empire are here to show him exactly what can go wrong.
The creature this time is orphan bird, because when you can turn a bird that abandons her children into an religious allegory, why not?
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Check out The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance on Netflix on August 30th. As promised, here's a link to the awesome trailer: https://youtu.be/a3_owZfYVR8
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Music: “Drifting” by Chad Crouch “Daybreak” by Chad Crouch “Order of Entrance” by Blue Dot Sessions “The Snowgarden” by Blue Dot Sessions “Three Stories” by Blue Dot Sessions “The Bluff Trail (Instrumental)” by Chad Crouch
Aug 28 2019
34mins
Faust decides that if he's going to have these powers, he's really going to enjoy them so, in no particular order, he gives himself:
A Doctor Strange cloak
Telekinesis
A demon common law wife and baby
A get-out-of-debt plan that involves humorously tearing off his own limbs
And grapes. In the winter. Crazy, right?
Seriously, though, we take the somewhat more grounded story of last week...and then completely go off the rails while Faust (and the writer of the chapbook...mostly the writer of the chapbook) imagines all the things he can do with powers from the devil, and then does them.
The creature this week is the ophies pteretos, and you might feel bad for them...if they weren't angry flying snakes.
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Check out The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance on Netflix on August 30th. As promised, here's a link to the awesome trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_owZfYVR8
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Music:
"Ghost Byzantine" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Hardboil" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Ballad of the Blackbirds" by Chad Crouch
"Pacing" by Chad Crouch
"Small Hours" by Chad Crouch
"Undying" by Blue Dot Sessions
Aug 21 2019
39mins
The story of Faust and his infamous deal is one that has survived for hundreds of years. Beginning as whispers in Germany in the 1500s, it grew to plays and, most famously, a play by the German writer Goethe, largely considered to be one of the greatest works of German literature. The story has been done and redone, and the phase Faustian bargain is still in use to this day.
In today's episode, we're getting back to the very beginning - to the legends behind the masterpieces, and the story of a doctor who just wanted every question answered and desire granted. Was that too much to ask?
If you don't mind trading your soul, apparently it's not too much to ask.
The creature this week is the onocentaur...a sad donkey centaur that needs to put down whatever he's carrying in order to run like a weird little bug.
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Music:
"Cover Letter" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The 49th Street Galleria" by Chris Zabriskie
Aug 14 2019
34mins
From the end of the world to the underworld and Armageddon itself, Kalevipoeg does way too many things.
The creature will throw acres of caustic feces in your direction.
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Aug 07 2019
35mins
From the Estonian epic, the Kalevipoeg, comes the story of, well, Kalevipoeg, the son of a giant who battles sorcerers who are trying to get with his mom and throws rocks the size of Volkswagens to win the kingship, all while trying to carve out a place in the world for his people and his homeland.
The creature this week is an annoying piggyback ride from a stranger in the dark forest and why you should go along with that.
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Sponsors:
This episode is sponsored by Anchor. Anchor is a Spotify-owned company that makes it easy for anyone to make a podcast, for free. Get started at www.anchor.fm/mythsandlegends.
If there is something interfering with your happiness or preventing you from achieving your goals, BetterHelp online counseling can help. For 10% off your first month, go to https://betterhelp.com/legends and use the discount code LEGENDS
Test prep for standardized tests doesn't have to be stressful, boring, or expensive. Visit https://magoosh.com and enter the code MYTHS for a 15% off discount.
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Music:
“Light Filtering Canopy” by Chad Crouch “The Pond” by Chad Crouch “Li Fonte” by Blue Dot Sessions “Palladian” by Blue Dot Sessions “Rainday” by Blue Dot Sessions “Daymaze” by Blue Dot Sessions
Jul 31 2019
31mins
Why you absolutely should take the biggest peach you can find in the supermarket and sing to it. It might just hatch a baby! Unfortunately your fairy tale baby will do what fairy tale babies do: grow up and hear that call to adventure, going out to seek their fortune, taking no more than a plucky attitude and an angry dog to battle the evils of the world.
The creature this time is Batman...if Batman was a literal bat who turned into an old man.
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Music
“Adventure” by Chad Crouch
“Coin Op” by Chad Crouch
“Periwinkle” by Chad Crouch
“Chyrsalis” by Podington Bear
“Gambrel” by Blue Dot Sessions
“Holding Hands” by Podington Bear
Jul 17 2019
40mins