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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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1188 Ratings
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Fun!

By Jooblie - Aug 07 2019
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Awesome and fun. Great stuff all around. Been listening for years!

These guys are an excellent daily listen

By Douche beard - Jun 10 2019
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Super funny and positive - I really enjoy this show.

iTunes Ratings

1188 Ratings
Average Ratings
1065
32
12
14
65

Fun!

By Jooblie - Aug 07 2019
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Awesome and fun. Great stuff all around. Been listening for years!

These guys are an excellent daily listen

By Douche beard - Jun 10 2019
Read more
Super funny and positive - I really enjoy this show.
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The Morning Stream

Latest release on Feb 20, 2020

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

Rank #1: TMS 1876: Pete-O, Like Neat-O!

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Ohiowa. She has a Barf Name. This is Madness! This. Is. A-SPERTA-ME!!! The Chopsticks of gifs. I Cough on Your Spider-Man! Discordant Utah Jazz. Scent of a Judd. Only film behind Bill. Losing goldfish listeners. World of Valerin Megabladder. Dudes are Gross!! Freaky Little Pirate Guy. muckbangs Bancocks and more. Making Things with Bill! Fireside chat with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 11 2020

1hr 38mins

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Rank #2: TMS 1818: Crimson Permanent Assurance

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Not Good Nudity, Weird Nudity. Cranky Firefly Hooker. Sun's Out, Bung's Out. Kim's A Better Dad Than Scott. Park Your Thing In The Slot. It Looked Like Boner. That's not Hacking, you just left the door open! Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Oct 29 2019

2hr 2mins

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Rank #3: TMS 1875: ASCII your Doctor

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A little tug and a pull. How's The Vividness Of Their Menu? Edith Rice Pilaf. Hardcore Christian Dude Lady. Nude Live Eels. A crowbar for your back. Unusable Knobs. Number One, Time for Number Two. You Can Bet Your Bottom Ruble on It. 500 Days of Summerplace. More Rella, Less Barbara. An Athiest Film? Nobody Prayers! Get that center tooth fixed with all that cash. Spider-Man Peter's Out. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 10 2020

1hr 30mins

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Rank #4: TMS 1779: Low Hanging Codpiece

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Those Aussies Make Awesome Blonde Ladies. Then You Shall Receive No Chicken, No Sandwich, and No Magical Mystery Sauce! Scott hates the Smell of Lou Dobs in the Morning. Chicken Poop burns the Chicken Coop. Kim with a Burly Makes it Feminine. Air Supply all Love and Casey is all about the boogie. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Sep 03 2019

2hr 8mins

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Rank #5: TMS 1874: The Crystal Light Entity

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Lubricant, Sprite and Chicken Alfredo. It's Not Unusual For Your Lizard to be Still. Sometimes You're The Chicken, Sometimes You're The Can. Phoenix = Hell. Splenda's Just Diarrhea. Zoe Needs A Whole Pig. I guess I have a ham in the fridge. The Fitsburgh Firates. DON'T BESMIRCH GWENNETH! Use to like the Mountain Dew, now it tastes like toes. ANGRY ANNUS! Every time ive mated, ive had to move. Don't Vodka Brian's Melon. Just Pee on Adults. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 06 2020

1hr 55mins

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Rank #6: TMS 1821: Plu shot at the Schmallgreens

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Poo Hand Luke. Six Feet Tall And Full Of Mayo. Are the nipples part of your argument? Sad little Picard. Hard Karn Parn. The Bluedens. Not As Cool As Wax Figures. Ricutus Erectus vs The Shocker. 6.5 Naked Dudes. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Nov 04 2019

1hr 29mins

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Rank #7: TMS 1781: Allergic to Grills

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Brian Whips Out His Wand. Kim Gets Dipped In Mustard. I didnt get nuts, I got Spiderman socks. He's got the whole alphabet...in his name. Doth Protest Meat Too Much. Suspenders Keeps his Junk in Place. I'm Sensing some Picklage in Here. There's a Floater in the Mustard. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Sep 05 2019

1hr 20mins

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Rank #8: TMS 1775: I'm Callin' For Frogpaints

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Rusty Harden will get you off. My memory of her nipples is still strong. Powder in your Banana. This mystery can bite me in the hole. If You Bump Your Liquid In Space, It Goes Forever! Throwing turkeys is in The Crying Game. Squirting Brown Zunes. Can you pass me a towel, i just got out of the Septic Tank? Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Aug 27 2019

1hr 38mins

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Rank #9: TMS 1813: There's A Red On-Air Light On This Thing!

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The Mitt Puppets. Is that a red light on top of that thing? Can I have The Dude? Is that a red light on top of that thing? Dipping your Sack to Make something Wonderful. Is that a red light on top of that thing? A Quandary of Ethical Proportions. Is that a red light on top of that thing? Chin to Neck Definition. Making Red Lights on Things with Bill. Red Light Jury Duty and More on this red light episode of the morning red light stream.

Oct 22 2019

1hr 42mins

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Rank #10: TMS 1772: They Didn't Come Out Of her Face

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The sandwich was a baby. Hi, I'm Bill and I'm addicted to cantaloupe. They Speak Cheetah In Greece. Is Ketchup A Smoothie Because I Like Really Wanted To Know. Even Space Has A Car! Everything Within Walking Distance For Jesus. Deep Dop Dorp with Sam Jackson. Mikey didn't die from spider eggs. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Aug 21 2019

1hr 55mins

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Rank #11: TMS 1722: Age of Vagitarius

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Plug in my Super Nintenblow. Welcome the Ladies of Mute. You're the Homer in this situation. How many people make a friend. Isn't there a Scarlet called Something Witch. Less Rich, not as Crazy Asians. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Jun 05 2019

1hr 45mins

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Rank #12: TMS 1825: Papa Don't Sleep

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WHERE'S BOBA DENT!?!? I Have The Worst Sized Head. I Would Have Found Satisfaction That The Smoke Monster Was Nanobots. Red Dead Wiggle. We Have PLENTY Of Girth! Wrong Beatty! Jim Parsons as a young Captain America. I forgot I put that in that slot. Making things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Nov 12 2019

2hr 5mins

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Rank #13: TMSPM 1816: Accidental Squid

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Growing Lady Parts in Old Age. Source of the Stink Bag. Something of Catan. You can never have too many gloves. Stink Begins at 12. Fruity West Server. Dan Dan the table top man and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Oct 27 2019

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Rank #14: TMS 1725: Spread the word, our wages are crepe!

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Once twice three times a sneezer. Big phat fatty stacks. Taco special: Three for the price of three. Don't steal my pee and fish oil. Peat Buttagooble. Sing and desist. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Jun 10 2019

1hr 33mins

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Rank #15: TMS 1777: Fully-Furnished Hellholes

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Full Of Bongs and Porn. Driving Miss Coverville. Everyone's Got a Little Peter in Their Brain. Frickity Poop Stickers! That's Not a Cigarette, THIS is a Cigarette. She's A Maniac.... Wait.... Is She A Maniac? We Want the Real Cancer-Causing Agents. Forest Gump even had Dirty Dancing. How much underlayment is in the butter sculpture? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Aug 29 2019

1hr 55mins

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Rank #16: TMS 1726: Clown McGreggor

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The older he gets the more he sandbergs. Jessica Cheese Stain is in this! The Indian Dot not Feather summer. Everybody beats Bieber. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Jun 11 2019

1hr 30mins

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Rank #17: TMS 1812: Metal Gear Salad

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Chronic Oscarbator. Point The Rocket Upwards For Space. Six Shooter Yosamite. Thou Shall Not Put Mayo on Ramen. Is Bunny Bread a Cat? That Puppy's Not Ripe Yet. Have we sent Cate Blanchett into space yet? You Like Stormtroopers Like I Like Spider-Man. Call now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Oct 21 2019

1hr 35mins

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Rank #18: TMS 1715: Blinded by McMuffins

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Too many McMuffins. What the hell is Gold Wings? Zerg vs. Zurg vs. Zorg. Massive Head-wound Brian. Skin and Tonic. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

May 27 2019

1hr 51mins

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Rank #19: TMS 1731: Head-Sized Tongue or Tongue-Sized Head?

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Big Floppy Tongue Meat. Meet the Prunetang Clan. End game, now with five percent more end. The oral kickstand. The clergy does Debbies baptism. Twinge my sensitive areas. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Jun 19 2019

1hr 30mins

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Rank #20: TMSPM 1724: Juniper Von Scrubbynuts

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No air no blow no nothing. The great monicle dabacle. We go on plenty of Danjents today. I know where your unit is. Hey man, do you even lyft? Dan Dan the Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Jun 07 2019

1hr

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TMS 1882: I'm Wearing a Pair of Pants Today

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The lovechild of Stephen Baldwin and Mr. Clean. I don't give no poops on a plane. You got some 'splaining to do Loose Fur. I need Five Guys Meat in Me! His business is getting smaller. Like A Dolphin Below The Neck. That time in Mexico wasn't my fault. When They Say Kids, They Mean Idiot Teenagers. Glazed up like a grease monkey. Tom Merritt Clamato Fart. 1/2 Dozen Aaron Carters. Min/Maxing Animal Crossing. Broccoli Didn't Exist Until 2017. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 20 2020

1hr 40mins

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TMS 1881: 1 Million Moms suck at counting

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Takitti Wakki. Mythological Facism. Only 984,000 Short of a Million. Turmoil in the Turd box. Snort The Outrage. Never Seen Anyone Doing It Backwards. Our Moonsies Are In Synch. Whatever you do, don't make fun of Hitler. Shoes flying off. The height of comedy. Billy Ketchup. Toilet Paper Supplies Wiped Clean. Jason Basement. Two Jon Voights. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 19 2020

1hr 58mins

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TMS 1880: No Leftover Jerky

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The Do-Me Decimal System. THERE! ARE! FOUR! FACES! G-string juice. The disclosure you're about to read is a product of poor QA. Good Morning Patch Adams Awakening! I have no self control when it comes to beef products. Can't be Australian, No Shelia or Bruce. The Tragically MC Gainy Hips. The Medicine Man gets into the 16th Street Walker. Wasn't There A Movie About Dead Poet Something? Washing Chinese Dong. Scott's back end is a little bitter. Robert Pattinson. Ol' Crayon Breath. A Perfectly Symmetrical Foot. Making things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 18 2020

1hr 55mins

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TMS 1879: Happy Presidence Day!

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Fries, ribbed for her pleasure. Government Adjacent. Is There A Show Called Battlestar Something? Candy Crushing that Dooker. Crazy Neighbor Has A Lot To Answer For! Sniff the shirt, or be present, never both. Full Frontal Nightcrawler. That Wasn't A Real Barf, THANK GOODNESS. FreeHotelRoom Connection! Explaining how men's rooms work. Remember the Titus. Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 17 2020

1hr 55mins

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TMS 1878: Title Kittens

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Girlscout Safe-Room. the problem with WWII was that they kept records. Tabaccformers vs Vapecons. The Proof of our Union. More Tar Than Human. I find you very keen, Wa. THERE! ARE! SIX! TENNIS! BALLS! Every Finn Could Kick Your Butt. Mountain Lion: The Other, Other, Other White Meat. There's a reason we have hair down there. Ted Cruz's staff likes porn. Free Vitamin T&A to Combat Coronavirus. Swimming in Your Own Gravy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 13 2020

1hr 44mins

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TMS 1877: Strafanger Danger

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I Ride It Naked. I'm Gonna Jam this Mic Up My Own Butt. Free Canadian Hotel Room. With Flies Wide Opened. Don't talk to Strafangers. Doggy toots before the Poots. The condiment must come from a man. Loser Loser Something Chooser. Whip out your Flip phone, its kind of a big deal! Christian Mingle: The Movie. What happened to Jared? Did he die? Tom's Tech Time. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 12 2020

1hr 43mins

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TMS 1876: Pete-O, Like Neat-O!

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Ohiowa. She has a Barf Name. This is Madness! This. Is. A-SPERTA-ME!!! The Chopsticks of gifs. I Cough on Your Spider-Man! Discordant Utah Jazz. Scent of a Judd. Only film behind Bill. Losing goldfish listeners. World of Valerin Megabladder. Dudes are Gross!! Freaky Little Pirate Guy. muckbangs Bancocks and more. Making Things with Bill! Fireside chat with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 11 2020

1hr 38mins

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TMS 1875: ASCII your Doctor

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A little tug and a pull. How's The Vividness Of Their Menu? Edith Rice Pilaf. Hardcore Christian Dude Lady. Nude Live Eels. A crowbar for your back. Unusable Knobs. Number One, Time for Number Two. You Can Bet Your Bottom Ruble on It. 500 Days of Summerplace. More Rella, Less Barbara. An Athiest Film? Nobody Prayers! Get that center tooth fixed with all that cash. Spider-Man Peter's Out. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 10 2020

1hr 30mins

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TMS 1874: The Crystal Light Entity

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Lubricant, Sprite and Chicken Alfredo. It's Not Unusual For Your Lizard to be Still. Sometimes You're The Chicken, Sometimes You're The Can. Phoenix = Hell. Splenda's Just Diarrhea. Zoe Needs A Whole Pig. I guess I have a ham in the fridge. The Fitsburgh Firates. DON'T BESMIRCH GWENNETH! Use to like the Mountain Dew, now it tastes like toes. ANGRY ANNUS! Every time ive mated, ive had to move. Don't Vodka Brian's Melon. Just Pee on Adults. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 06 2020

1hr 55mins

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TMS 1873: There's No L In Bolth

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The Haunting Of Jonah Hill House. The Cat Whoso Sitteth In Coverville's Lap Shall Be Crowned King! The Only Turd On Scott's Desk. Gotta Go Home And Feed The Caucasus. He's Wearing 35 Coats. Harvey Keitel's Big Weiner. Errant Sunflower Seeds Gone the Way of the Fall. Skorts.tv, For All Your Skort Film Needs. Battlesnake Galactica. Obi Wan Has The HIGHER Ground. Theres Gorillas in our Mists! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 05 2020

1hr 33mins

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TMS 1872: Four Beef-and-Cheddar Pileup

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Emotional Support Yeast. Ukulele The Force, Luke! KFC - Check out our Breasts! Donate Your Body To Cat Science. Testicles Fell Off and Rolled Down the Hall. Employees must burn their genitals before returning to work. Don't Get Chilli Powder In Your Chamber. Conduit for the Meats. Blood and Horsey Sauce Everywhere. My Brother was a Can of Whoopass. Good Morning Stream in the News This Morning Welcome Back. Things an alcoholic would say for 200, Alex. I Can Feel It Throbbing Right Here. Would You Give Baby Hitler The Corona Virus? This Burger Is As Juicy As My Brain! Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 04 2020

1hr 20mins

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TMS 1871: How Smelly is your Resin

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The couch is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! The Johnson is Unpulled. Surprisingly Little Nudity. A plastic lake of mold and condoms. Couch Is My Safe Word. Theres ALWAYS trouble at stop 5. Brian's Easy to Draw. Who's The Baked Potato? It's not the size, its the distance. New Nintendo Switch Lite XL Mini. Fred and Can Canon. Worth it for the JLO. just a few nipples strewn about. Lots of Halftime Hips being thrusted. Brimley tweets? Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Feb 03 2020

1hr 40mins

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TMS 1870: Finger it to Loop it

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Ostrich Porn aka Spice Girls. All the Nasty Shit Lives Underground. Spoiler, All Answers Are Crocodile Dundee. It's Australian, Ya Stupid Bugger. Grabbing Animals in My Bra. Naked and Void of Poop. We be stupid for free. Don't Poop in the Deprivation Chamber. Wendy's in there somewhere. Salt Bath Tube and a Tarp. Don't Pinch and Zoom on Paper. You still have to finger it. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Jan 30 2020

1hr 55mins

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TMS 1869: The Cheapest Thing You Can Do In Vegas

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Grizzly Spagnolo. Everything is Money and Penis. Gleep Glop You are NOT the father! Fire Chicken Dinosaur. She Has Simpsons Lips. Huffing On Strawberry Short Cake. Give us more Bung duck doo movies please! Is David Tenant even Scottish? Because I really wanted to know. Some little fat girl in Iowa is gonna be the next Mozart. Tell Your Husband I Meant It As A Compliment. Pictures of succulents go on Android. Tom's Tech Time. Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Jan 29 2020

1hr 55mins

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TMS 1868: The Morning Stream: Is that still on?

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The People Want Llamas and Baby Yoda. Navigate Around the Dancing Teens. You're The Little Shorty Guy. Random Adjective Smurf. I heard Boner Smurf. Who's got the camel toe in this relationship?! Bobby Finally Wins Something. Stay Smurfdrated. Brian Brought up a Dead Guy. Why does the Black Hair Smurf have to be evil?. He's No Flat Earther. Major Spoilers. The Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Jan 27 2020

1hr 40mins

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TMS 1867: I'm Sorry, The Technician Is In Another Castle!!

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Music On TMS Is Licensed Through Bumflack & Boophack. Training For The Oreo Olympics. When Scott Dates a Cheerleader, God opens a window. Freshly Squeezed Vegas Farts. Three Fingers and A Belt Buckle. Apple's 10 Concentric Circles of Hell. I Mentioned It To The Human. That Johnny Knoxville Movies is Not Worth This. Hot Girls' Hot Gas. Digging With His Birds. How To Deal With Running Over A Hobo. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Jan 23 2020

1hr 19mins

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TMS 1866: Hanson Vs Predator Vs Alien

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Carter's Cat is in a Better Place. Bumblenuts, Peen of Glandular. Criminal Credit, What's in your Wallet? You've Gotta Be Pimping Me! Strippers, Sports Bars & iTunes. Whittling My Vocal Cords Down. Bearhug from a Hobo. Do you wanna take the whole weiner schnittzle in your mouth at once? Any TMS listeners out there that are deaf with no arms?? Wanna Peel My Banana? Scott's voice is now as deep as that woman's on The Expanse. Potassium All Up In It. Smurfette didn't have pants. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Jan 22 2020

1hr 33mins

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TMS 1865: Hide The Girlpower

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Gaga Peen. Rode My Chevy With Eugene Levy But Schitt's Creek Was Dry. Where's The Mom Levy?? Permanent Hollywood Canadian Couples. The cranky guy who is my stepfather, I guess. Gal Bladder processes DIM SUM! Near Future or Alternate Present? Every Johnson Poops. Deaf, dumb and pornless. He went wee-wee-wee all the way down. I want to give birth to a young french boy named Pierre! Big Marbly Dark Balls. "Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream."

Jan 21 2020

1hr 44mins

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TMS 1864: Scott Had a Dream on Mlk Day

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Mary Poppin them boobs out. I swear Nelson Mandela hosted the Tonight show. I smeared off some Ryu. Rubbing Idaho's Choad. Brauny is the creepy lumberjack who reached in your window. Scott's Hatchback Sized Rooster. The Bear Was One-quarter Nuts. Ruthless Regime Of Rooster & Chicken. taste of tarantino. Richard Nixon Pimping for Pot. Ok Homer. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Jan 20 2020

1hr 31mins

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TMSPM 1863: The Cat Is In The Bottle

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TMS PM, now cheaper than a two-dollar hooker. Gknee in a Bottle. Scott's Pen is Bigger. Peacock tastes like fancy chicken. My Mouth Says Chocolate But my Balls Say Chicken. How Short Do You Think This Table Is?! If It's Blue, What's The Matter With You? Daughter Migration. Pen Talk: The Core of Podcasting. Please Use The Toilet When The Power Is Out. a bear on the strip. App Time! Your twitter questions and more, on this edition of TMSPM!

Jan 18 2020

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iTunes Ratings

1188 Ratings
Average Ratings
1065
32
12
14
65

Fun!

By Jooblie - Aug 07 2019
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Awesome and fun. Great stuff all around. Been listening for years!

These guys are an excellent daily listen

By Douche beard - Jun 10 2019
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Super funny and positive - I really enjoy this show.