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The Bitch Bible

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Rank #16 in Comedy Interviews category

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

iTunes Ratings

7557 Ratings
Average Ratings
6603
199
139
106
510

Fave

By Podlistener2285 - May 14 2020
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Love this podcast. one of the few I look forward to weekly.

Literally Dying

By Rachel Lees - May 10 2020
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This podcast legit makes my day. Jackie is hilarious, honest, and 💯 relatable! 💁🏼‍♀️

iTunes Ratings

7557 Ratings
Average Ratings
6603
199
139
106
510

Fave

By Podlistener2285 - May 14 2020
Read more
Love this podcast. one of the few I look forward to weekly.

Literally Dying

By Rachel Lees - May 10 2020
Read more
This podcast legit makes my day. Jackie is hilarious, honest, and 💯 relatable! 💁🏼‍♀️
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The Bitch Bible

Latest release on May 26, 2020

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Rank #1: Stassi Schroeder: Talk S**t, Get Ice Picked.

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Jackie chats with friend Stassi Schroeder from “Vanderpump Rules” and expose MAJOR behind the scenes truth bombs. Allegedly. Don’t sue me. 

Apr 18 2018

42mins

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Rank #2: STASSI + JACKIE 4EVER with Stassi Schroeder

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Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves Jackie speechless with an intimate story that will have you in TEARS.

Dec 08 2015

52mins

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Rank #3: Schimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi Schroeder

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Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.

Jan 31 2017

1hr 7mins

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Rank #4: Conditional Love

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Jackie drags her pear shaped boyfriend Andrew into a one-sided discussion on life, love and the harsh realities of commitment.

Mar 10 2015

39mins

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Rank #5: Adderall & Compliments with guest Annabelle DeSisto

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Jackie is joined by Annabelle Desisto to discuss all their passionate feelings towards reality television, why cats lead to eternal singledom and the upside of sexism. Silver linings for days bitches.

Aug 24 2016

51mins

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Rank #6: Family Values

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Jackie Schimmel sits down with her “free spirited” cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri.

Apr 25 2018

45mins

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Rank #7: Brenda & Karen 4ever with Heather McMahan

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Jackie sits down with her new best friend Heather McMahan to discuss everything Absolutely Not, internet trolls, pop culture hilarity all while igniting a love flame. 

Jul 09 2019

59mins

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Rank #8: It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder

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THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general bitchiness.

Mar 22 2016

48mins

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Rank #9: The Mo The Merrier

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Jackie and her gusband (gay husband) Max discuss everything you wanted to know about the relationship between a bitch and her 'mo.

Feb 24 2015

30mins

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Rank #10: Bikeshort Regrets with Brad Goreski

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Jackie sits down with Brad Goreski to talk fashion, housewives and marital psychotic moments.

Due to overwhelming demand we are adding a 2nd show in LA and upgrading the Dallas show into bigger venue so more tickets will be available!

Tickets for all 3 shows go on sale Wednesday at 10AM

Go to www.thebitchbible.com to buy tickets

Produced By Dear Media

Dec 17 2019

55mins

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Rank #11: Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart

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Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!

Mar 01 2017

1hr 3mins

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Rank #12: Bloated, British and Bitchy.

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Jackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life advice.

Produced By Dear Media

Oct 31 2019

48mins

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Rank #13: Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster

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Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism. 

This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by:

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Aug 16 2018

1hr 4mins

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Rank #14: Cardi B. Talks Illegal Butt Implants with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari from 'Thats So Retrograde'

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Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from “That’s So Retrograde” and discusses wellness and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in which the rapper talks to Jackie about the illegal Butt Injections she received in the basement of a New York City apartment.

Special thanks to our sponsor Thrive Market who’s giving my listeners $60 off their first order by heading to www.thrivemarket.com/bible 

May 01 2018

36mins

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Rank #15: When in Doute with Kristen Doute

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Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder.

Apr 05 2016

59mins

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Rank #16: The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'

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Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchange bridezilla moments.

Jun 06 2017

1hr

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Rank #17: Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom Vest

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Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill’s former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal assault and religion. 

The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors:

Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigmatic Tea. Four Sigmatic is giving you 15% off your entire order when you go to foursigmatic.com/BitchBible and promo code BITCHBIBLE

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Aug 21 2018

59mins

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Rank #18: Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute

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Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs.

Feb 05 2019

1hr 8mins

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Rank #19: F*ckin' Flossy with Morgan Stewart

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Jackie sits down with Mrs. Boobs and Loubs and star of #RichKids, Morgan Stewart, to discuss all the important things in life like how Morgan stays so thin, #kimexposedtaylor drama, Hollywood’s latest breakups, and what makes a bitch #basic. It's a good one, bitches. So relax, take off those wedges, and enjoy.

Jul 26 2016

47mins

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Rank #20: Housewife Homage

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Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm.

This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by:

Framebridge: Get 15% off your first order by heading over to www.framebridge.com/Bible and using promo code BIBLE.

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310 Nutrition:Get 80% the 310 Nutrition Starter Kit by heading over to http://310nutrition.com/bible

Aug 03 2018

46mins

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Rain Woman

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Jackie is feeling frisky and fun. She talks about her wedding anniversary, her OCD diagnosis, the importance of accepting your "crazy" side and does some deep housewives analysis. 

Produced By Dear Media

May 26 2020

40mins

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Cabin Fever.

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Jackie talks about throwing fish tacos at her husband, Bachelor nation happenings, the atrocities of Venmo transactions and checks in with her bff Max..

Produced By Dear Media

May 19 2020

46mins

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Unlicensed Therapy with Stassi Schroeder

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Jackie showcases her allstar sense of delusion to catch up with friend Stassi Schroeder of "Vanderpump Rules". They talk about her night out with Ramona Singer, babies and how to survive lockdown.

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May 12 2020

38mins

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Morally Compromised

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Jackie feels now is the time to be honest with her listeners and admit some morally compromising secrets from the past. She also discusses Katy Perry doing way too much, Real Housewives of New York and some run ins with a neighbor.

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May 05 2020

45mins

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Quarantine Quties with Heather McMahan

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Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan about lockdown lyfe, their impending divorces and threesomes with puppies.

Produced By Dear Media

Apr 28 2020

34mins

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Emotionz

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Jackie checks in with Grandma Gloria, recaps the Real Housewives, expresses her new love for robot vacuums and Governor Cuomo!

Produced By Dear Media

Apr 21 2020

41mins

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Let My People Go!

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Jackie shares a questionable secret from her past, gives some "Corona Glow Up" tips and answers listener questions!

Produced By Dear Media

Apr 14 2020

44mins

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Get a Hobby!

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Jackie pays homage to Ramona Singer and recaps RHONy, RHOBH taglines and how to have inside jokes with yourself.

Produced By  Dear Media

Apr 07 2020

41mins

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Here Kitty Kitty

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Jackie talks about finally pushing her husband to the limit, Tiger King and offers some wholesome domestic tidbits.

Apr 01 2020

40mins

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Reframing 101

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Jackie enters week 2 of quarantine with spirits high, vodka low and the singing voice of an angel. She talks Covid 19 survival tips, the beauty of rose colored glasses and the new season of RHONY.

Produced By Dear  Media

Mar 24 2020

40mins

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Viral Spiral

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Jackie updates listeners on her pandemic mental state, quarantine lyfe and analyzes the Bachelor and RHONJ. It's a ride, buckle the f up.

Produced By Dear Media

Mar 18 2020

40mins

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Corona Persona

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Jackie sits down with friend Lauren Elizabeth to discuss COVID 19 (yikes), the time Jackie got deleted from Instagram and pay homage to Jessica Simpson.

Mar 10 2020

44mins

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2020 Vision

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Jackie recaps her emotional experience seeing Oprah and participating in Julianne Hough's Kinrgy. She also reminisces on Lizzie McGuire's Oscar snub, the importance of self love and the Bachelor!

Produced By Dear Media

Mar 03 2020

43mins

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Après Bitch

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Jackie recaps her ski trip, discusses the Bachelor, Coronavirus updates, the upsides of sexism and why it's important to come from a place of NO.

Produced By Dear Media

Feb 26 2020

42mins

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Keyboard Warrior

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Jackie announces her divorce, analyzes "keyboard warriors" and disparages your vision boards. Sorry Dana!

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Feb 19 2020

40mins

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Tour de Bitch

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Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac.

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Feb 13 2020

46mins

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Jackie Goes On Tour!

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Jackie purges her soul before leaving for tour. She talks "The Bachelor", answers listener questions and talks about BOUNDARIES.

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Feb 04 2020

39mins

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Schimrgy

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Jackie reflects and psychoanalyzes her brush with Hough's and her viral exorcism video. She also touches on "grief groupies", vaginal etiquette and the Grammy's.

Produced By Dear Media

Jan 28 2020

50mins

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Narcissism for Dummies!

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Jackie enters another downward spiral anticipating her upcoming live shows, plots Real Housewives of Dallas' fate, suspects foul play at a yogurt shop and answers listener questions!

Produced By Dear Media

Jan 21 2020

47mins

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For Your Journey

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Jackie records her first podcast of 2020 and discusses Megxit, Denise Richards alleged lesbian tryst, how to get engaged and not be an awful human.

Produced By Dear Media

Jan 14 2020

49mins

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iTunes Ratings

7557 Ratings
Average Ratings
6603
199
139
106
510

Fave

By Podlistener2285 - May 14 2020
Read more
Love this podcast. one of the few I look forward to weekly.

Literally Dying

By Rachel Lees - May 10 2020
Read more
This podcast legit makes my day. Jackie is hilarious, honest, and 💯 relatable! 💁🏼‍♀️