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The Bitch Bible

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Rank #17 in Comedy Interviews category

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

iTunes Ratings

6722 Ratings
Average Ratings
5982
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117
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373

♥️

By K2theG103 - Nov 25 2019
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Killin the game schimmel! 👌🏻

Straight fire

By Poophead10178 - Nov 18 2019
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This is legit the funniest podcast, Jackie shimmed is one of a kind people.

iTunes Ratings

6722 Ratings
Average Ratings
5982
172
117
78
373

♥️

By K2theG103 - Nov 25 2019
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Killin the game schimmel! 👌🏻

Straight fire

By Poophead10178 - Nov 18 2019
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This is legit the funniest podcast, Jackie shimmed is one of a kind people.

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Stassi Schroeder: Talk S**t, Get Ice Picked.

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Jackie chats with friend Stassi Schroeder from “Vanderpump Rules” and expose MAJOR behind the scenes truth bombs. Allegedly. Don’t sue me. 

Apr 18 2018

42mins

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STASSI + JACKIE 4EVER with Stassi Schroeder

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Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves Jackie speechless with an intimate story that will have you in TEARS.

Dec 08 2015

52mins

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100% That Bitch

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Jackie enters yet another morally flexible stream of conscious and talks about her traumatic Bat Mitzvah, threesomes and #momlife.

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Oct 22 2019

50mins

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Schimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi Schroeder

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Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.

Jan 31 2017

1hr 7mins

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Conditional Love

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Jackie drags her pear shaped boyfriend Andrew into a one-sided discussion on life, love and the harsh realities of commitment.

Mar 10 2015

39mins

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Adderall & Compliments with guest Annabelle DeSisto

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Jackie is joined by Annabelle Desisto to discuss all their passionate feelings towards reality television, why cats lead to eternal singledom and the upside of sexism. Silver linings for days bitches.

Aug 24 2016

51mins

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Family Values

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Jackie Schimmel sits down with her “free spirited” cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri.

Apr 25 2018

45mins

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The Mo The Merrier

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Jackie and her gusband (gay husband) Max discuss everything you wanted to know about the relationship between a bitch and her 'mo.

Feb 24 2015

30mins

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Brenda & Karen 4ever with Heather McMahan

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Jackie sits down with her new best friend Heather McMahan to discuss everything Absolutely Not, internet trolls, pop culture hilarity all while igniting a love flame. 

Jul 09 2019

59mins

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It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder

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THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general bitchiness.

Mar 22 2016

48mins

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Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart

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Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!

Mar 01 2017

1hr 3mins

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When in Doute with Kristen Doute

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Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder.

Apr 05 2016

59mins

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Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom Vest

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Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill’s former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal assault and religion. 

The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors:

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Aug 21 2018

59mins

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Cardi B. Talks Illegal Butt Implants with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari from 'Thats So Retrograde'

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Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from “That’s So Retrograde” and discusses wellness and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in which the rapper talks to Jackie about the illegal Butt Injections she received in the basement of a New York City apartment.

Special thanks to our sponsor Thrive Market who’s giving my listeners $60 off their first order by heading to www.thrivemarket.com/bible 

May 01 2018

36mins

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The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'

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Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchange bridezilla moments.

Jun 06 2017

1hr

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Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster

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Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism. 

This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by:

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Aug 16 2018

1hr 4mins

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Housewife Homage

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Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm.

This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by:

Framebridge: Get 15% off your first order by heading over to www.framebridge.com/Bible and using promo code BIBLE.

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Aug 03 2018

46mins

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Not Well B*tch

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Jackie is joined by producer Taylor and her seductive Grandma Gloria to update everyone on Jackie's PR nightmare and to strategize glamorous funeral arrangements.

Produced By Dear Media

Oct 15 2019

45mins

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Tinderella with Austin Kearns

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Jackie and her first boyfriend/former nemesis Austin Kearns rekindle their love flame while discussing where their relationship went wrong and teach our listeners the do's and don'ts of being a millennial online dater.

Sep 08 2015

30mins

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Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute

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Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs.

Feb 05 2019

1hr 8mins

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Sorry Michael Bublé

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Jackie basks in the holiday cheer by ripping gift giving, why Jessica Biel needs to lay down the law and her upcoming "fun year".

Produced By Dear Media

Dec 03 2019

42mins

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Cat's Out of The Bag!

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Jackie sits down with Catt Sadler to discuss modesty, celebrity encounters gone wrong and victim mentality! Jackie apologizes for this episode title

Produced By Dear Media

Nov 26 2019

48mins

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Yo Soy Loco.

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Jackie announces some exciting news (don’t worry, she is not pregnant) drops some spicy marital advice and tackles religion (why?).

LISTEN UP! If you think my podcast is unhinged, you have no idea the crazy this Live Tour has in store for you. Be a loyal bitch and get your presale tickets at www.thebitchbible.com and use the promo code BBTOUR. There are a very limited number of VIP Meet & Greet packages available. General tickets go on sale Friday the 22nd at 10 AM.

Produced By Dear Media

Nov 19 2019

43mins

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Roses Are Red...

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Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos.    Produced By Dear Media

Nov 12 2019

48mins

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I Can't Make You Love Me

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Jackie enters the holiday season with an extra dose of rage, recaps the Real Housewives and gets disabled from Instagram while recording...again.

Nov 05 2019

45mins

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Bloated, British and Bitchy.

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Jackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life advice.

Produced By Dear Media

Oct 31 2019

48mins

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100% That Bitch

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Jackie enters yet another morally flexible stream of conscious and talks about her traumatic Bat Mitzvah, threesomes and #momlife.

Produced By Dear Media

Oct 22 2019

50mins

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Not Well B*tch

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Jackie is joined by producer Taylor and her seductive Grandma Gloria to update everyone on Jackie's PR nightmare and to strategize glamorous funeral arrangements.

Produced By Dear Media

Oct 15 2019

45mins

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Jackie Gets Shadow Banned

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Jackie goes on her first influencer retreat and the universe sends her a Rosh Hashanah message by having her Instagram profile deactivated within 3 hours of being "influential". She makes a case that could shake the senate, recaps RHOC and answers listener questions!

Produced By Dear Media

Oct 08 2019

45mins

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I Hate (Love) Myself

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Jackie enters a scary solo whirlwind and discusses the Hough Holiday Special, Real Housewives sociology and answers listener questions!

Produced By Dear Media

Oct 01 2019

54mins

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A Scolding Cup of Jo

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Jackie tries to remain like-able whilst being accompanied by her cousin Jo. They discuss modern parenting, recreational drug use and test the endurance of any remaining listeners.

Produced by Dear Media

Sep 24 2019

51mins

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Babies, Bachelors and Bunnies with Teddi Mellencamp

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Jackie is joined by Bitch Bible Bachelor Nation correspondent Teddi Mellencamp to chat NYFW, babies, Bachelor finale and get a nostalgic gift from Jackie!

Sep 17 2019

1hr 7mins

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Cancelled.

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Jackie sits down with fast friend John Arthur Hill and tests her job security. They talk Housewives, relationships and prank call Grandma Gloria!

Sep 10 2019

1hr 9mins

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A Woman Shorn with Wells Adams

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Jackie sits down with Wells Adams from Bachelor in Paradise to discuss his upcoming nuptials with Sarah Hyland, the importance of a wet wipe and of course, Bachelor Nation intel.

Sep 03 2019

57mins

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C'est Si Bitch!

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Jackie answers listener questions and recaps her solo trip to Paris!

Produced by Dear Media. 

Aug 27 2019

39mins

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Here For The Wrong Reasons

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Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more!

Produced by Dear Media. 

Aug 20 2019

1hr 1min

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Jackie-palooza

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Jackie recaps her birthday party, self awareness and why Emrata needs to shave her pits.

Produced by Dear Media. 

Aug 14 2019

38mins

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Held Hough-stage

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Jackie debriefs on Lollapalooza, Julianne Hough working overtime, recaps Real Housewives of Orange County and the ultimate Bridezilla stunt.

Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 09 2019

44mins

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It's Not You, It's Me

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Jackie answers reader voicemails and offers misguided and uninformed life advice, musings and reminisces on the time she lost 27 children as a camp counselor.

Aug 02 2019

44mins

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Housewives Under Construction with Barbara Kavovit

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Jackie dissects the current season of RHONY with Barbara Kavovit and finds out where the ladies and their relationships currently stand!

Jul 30 2019

42mins

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