Campaign 1 - Prologue - Ep 1 - Cookies and Milk
Welcome to the inaugural episode of They See Me Rollin, Crosstawk's Real-Play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Box Office Poison and A Thousand Word's Stan Ferguson DM's his pals Ivan Clark, Jodhi Doyle, and Trevor Martin as their adventurers enter a world of intrigue and kindergarten. Join them in our first episode where they must face obstacles such as feeding cookies, sharing dirty needles, and putting on a robe. All this and it ends with a touching farewell!
5 Jul 2016
TSMR MASKS - First Bell - Issue Five
We're back! Technical difficulties and sickness postponed this episode, but we hope it's worth the wait. This episode brings a slice-of-life morning routine that ends with mandatory combat training. Also Rae meets the coolest person ever, AAAAAAAANI over-extends herself, and Nightboi flips out.
17 Mar 2019
TSMR 2 Prologue
Welcome TSMR listeners to the beginning of our second campaign! Meet Rae! Played by Bobbie, theirs is the first of the three main player characters and this is their prologue! Rae makes a new friend and plays a fun prank with disastrous results.
9 Dec 2018
The Riel Deal - Ep 1 - A Leather Couch
The Nightbirds find themselves in a world between worlds with old friends Jack, Dave, and Smith. They finally learn the truth of their mission and what they have to do to go back home. Along the way, Jelly's faith is challenged, Coen makes his move, and Skumk learns to fly.
22 Oct 2017
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Campaign 1 - Prologue - Ch 2 - Glittering Metropolis of Prostitutes
They See Me Rollin returns! The adventure continues as our troop get their first mission from The Blazing Dusk. Along the way, Coen prays to his goddess, Jelly makes a deal, and Skumk makes a disturbing revelation. Apologies for Trevor's audio. His computer decided to drop giant bits of data from his recording.
2 Aug 2016
TSMR MASKS - First Bell - Issue Four
It's time for school! The weekend is over and the kids are heading to class. We get a little dose of their morning routine and a bit of investigating when they're called to a sudden assembly. What happens next could tear the group apart as AAAAAAAANI over reaches, Rae falls in love, and Nightboi gets humiliated in PE.
11 Feb 2019
Pop Goes the World - Ep 5 - The Blazing Dusk
The Nightbirds face their least fearsome foe, yet. After an anticlimactic battle, they go off on a chase and end up in royally hot water. But we guarantee you'll cheer as Skumk wake boards, you'll be shocked when Jelly's full name is revealed, and you'll cry when Coen meets an old friend.
9 Oct 2017
The Riel Deal - Ep 2 - I'm In Love With Your Body
The Nightbirds are back! As chance would have it they're in a new world for a new year with all new bodies and a quest where the stakes are the souls of others. All this is leavened by Skumk very quickly adjusting to the new body, Jelly disregarding her friend's safety, and Coen wrassling a dragon. Also we're participating in a cool campaign! Check out other great indie podcasts with #2PodsADay on Twitter and Facebook!
8 Jan 2018
Ridin' - Ep 7 - Queer Eye for the Boris Guy
The Nightbirds are making good time and head off to visit the Elder Boris! What they run into is a rift between him and the youngest Elder, Faron, that they might not be prepared to heal. Listen as Skumk makes the best guacamole, Jelly demonstrates the perfect French Tuck, and Coen does some interior decorating. Big thanks to Helen Herbst La Star from the chick flick review podcast, Falling In Love Montage and Bobbie who hosts That Gay Shit with our own Hayden!
6 Aug 2018
Of Gobs and Men - Ep7 - The Royal Forensic Sexbed
Stan is healthy so we now return to our regularly scheduled episode of They See Me Rollin'. Our heroes finish off their adventure by lounging, eating chips, and asking simple questions. Additionally, Skumk makes a charming friend, Coen consoles, and Jelly plays doctor.
4 Mar 2017
The Riel Deal - Ep 6 - D&Deeze Nuts
An evil seeps into the world from a desecrated body, and the Nightbirds are alone to fight it off. Can they survive the encounter with their bodies in tact? That's not such a guarantee anymore! Other hits include Jelly Reads a Book, Skumk Takes a Flying Leap, and Coen is magic sperm.
19 Mar 2018
TSMR2 - First Bell - Issue Three (with Kyle Claset)
We're joined by our first special guest of the campaign! Rae, AAAAAAANI, and Nightboi find the secret D&D group, but their encounter is interrupted by a bank robbery headed by the nefarious Duo Sonic (played by Kyle Claset of the bomBARDed podcast!) Things get metal in this action packed episode featuring Rae floofing, AAAAAAANI running at a normal pace, and Nightboi learning to never meet your heroes.
28 Jan 2019
Ridin' - Ep 6 - Love Bubble
The Nightbirds are off to find the God Gilbert, but they end up caught in a trap! Will they escape with their sanity in tact? Will they ever be able to chill? Will they make unending references to Train songs? All this and Jelly gets real, Skumk finds his instrument, and Coen gets a new outfit. Special thanks to our good friend Louie for joining us as Gilbert. He has nothing to plug but wind energy! Support wind energy!
25 Jun 2018
Famous Last Words - Ep 1 - How to Stop the End of the World
The final chapter of the Nightbird Saga begins. They have returned to the City of Tarien to deal with the Revolution they caused and each has their own priorities. Coen searches for their family, Jelly fosters Democracy, and Skumk is accused of being a demon.
3 Sep 2018
Ridin' - Ep 2 - The Princess Diary
The Nightbirds are out of Tarien with only Aliana's book as their guide. But can they manage to figure out what they're supposed to do? Also in this episode, Skumk makes a connection, Jelly shares her thoughts, and Coen runs into an old pal.
15 Apr 2018
Ridin' - Ep 3 - Lord of the Scratching Post
The Nightbirds come face to face with their first Elder. Is she who she claims to be? What can they learn from her? There are many answers in this episode, so be sure to tune in! Also, Coen confesses, Jelly has a revelation, and Skumk is given a quest. Huge thanks to Kat from the Dames and Dragons podcast for joining us as Bastet! Please check their excellent podcast out if you aren't already!
29 Apr 2018
The Riel Deal - Ep 5 - Pretty Birdie
The Nightbirds have sneaked into the palace! Who knows what they'll face? We do because we recorded it. But now you can find out, too! You can also hear Jelly killing Jonathan, Skumk telling the truth, and Coen making some pretty serious revelations!
20 Feb 2018
The Riel Deal - Ep 4 - WWJD
The Nightbirds ingratiate themselves with the townspeople and begin putting their plan into action in the slums of Tarien. During their stay, Coen notices the obvious, Skumk shares owl facts, and Jelly spends her time hiding. Also, be sure to check out #2PodsADay on Twitter and Facebook for more independent shows like ours!
5 Feb 2018
Prologue - Ep 5 - You Got Matrixed, Son
Our adventurers decide that now is the time to escape. How do they manage? Surprisingly well, actually. But that doesn't stop them from making a few stupid moves. Listen on the edge of your seat as Jelly forces their hand, Skumk fiddles with keys, and Coen ruins everything.
22 Sep 2016
The Riel Deal - Ep 3 - Creepy Dick
After a quick briefing, the Nightbirds move on to Riel's capital city Tarien. But their journey is not without incident. How far are they willing to go to take care of their bodies? Listen to find out! Also, listen for Jelly ordering a pizza, Coen flashing his headlights, and Skumk forgetting his name.
22 Jan 2018