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Dude, That's F****d Up

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Erin Saul and Nicole Mackie talk about f****d up stuff in the way that only two best friends can: completely uncensored. From internet conspiracy theories, to their own bodies, to the width and girth of every cryptid’s penis, it’s all on the table. Subscribe for a new episode every Wednesday and follow @dtfupodcast on #soshmeeds!

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Erin Saul and Nicole Mackie talk about f****d up stuff in the way that only two best friends can: completely uncensored. From internet conspiracy theories, to their own bodies, to the width and girth of every cryptid’s penis, it’s all on the table. Subscribe for a new episode every Wednesday and follow @dtfupodcast on #soshmeeds!

iTunes Ratings

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13

So funny!

By Mel K674 - Jan 18 2020
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Like listening to conversations with my best friend.

Super Fun

By CateBob - Jan 02 2020
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I love this podcast! Erin and Nicole are hilarious and their topics are always interesting.

iTunes Ratings

360 Ratings
Average Ratings
319
14
8
6
13

So funny!

By Mel K674 - Jan 18 2020
Read more
Like listening to conversations with my best friend.

Super Fun

By CateBob - Jan 02 2020
Read more
I love this podcast! Erin and Nicole are hilarious and their topics are always interesting.
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Dude, That's F****d Up

Latest release on Oct 21, 2020

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Erin Saul and Nicole Mackie talk about f****d up stuff in the way that only two best friends can: completely uncensored. From internet conspiracy theories, to their own bodies, to the width and girth of every cryptid’s penis, it’s all on the table. Subscribe for a new episode every Wednesday and follow @dtfupodcast on #soshmeeds!

Rank #1: E170: Diarrhea Island

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Erin had been wanting to cover a "real-life castaway" situation, so of course our dudes Googled "Real-Life Castaways" and found this guy: Philip Ashton. At 19 years old, he was captured and tortured by pirates, before he was marooned on a deserted island. And you guys? He survived for MONTHS. Of course, this was in the 1700s. Could you imagine a current day teen getting marooned on a deserted island?! Gah Bless.

May 27 2020

1hr 6mins

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Rank #2: E22: PUA-holes

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Jesus Crass, what an episode! When Erin and Nicole get together it's generally chaos. But add in the dating scene, D-list celebrities from the early 2000s, a chin piercing, and Lenny Kravitz's stage-peen, and you have Episode Twenty-Two! Single dudes, get ready to learn the warning signs of an a-hole trying to get into your pants. Doesn't sound familiar? Surprise! You're the predator and here's some advice: don't ever listen to anyone wearing a furry top hat and goggles. Also, don't touch anything or anyone. Love this episode? Share it with a friend! And follow us on sosh meeds @dtfupodcast everywhere.

Jul 26 2017

1hr 19mins

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Rank #3: E38: The Greatest Dane

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"Aww, you shouldn't have." - Britney Jean Spears --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today's topic is the Hope Diamond, which was the inspiration behind the "keep your mouth shut and your brain empty" necklace in Titanic. And that film was supes popular when Britney was Making the Video for "Oops" in a red pleather jumpsuit and white eyeshadow. So naturally, it worked itself in. Was the Titanic cursed? Is Britney Jean cursed? Is the Hope Diamond cursed? Yes, cursed by bad choices.

Nov 15 2017

1hr 1min

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Rank #4: E42: Twin Cheeks

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This entire episode is a missed opportunity for Nicole to perform one of her favorite Rosemary Clooney songs, "Sisters." The jury's out on whether that's a plus or minus for you, dear listener. Maybe she would have remembered, if her and Erin hadn't been recording various content all morning, whilst enjoying adult beverages. As Erin puts it, "what a ride." This episode is double the fun, but only one and a half the butts. Enjoy a tap dance into the life of the Hilton Sisters (not those ones).

Dec 13 2017

1hr 4mins

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Rank #5: E18: Dude'squatch

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HOW (!?) did these two cram so much into a single episode of DTFU? It could be that they're trying to avoid this week's topic... Erin and Nicole share an update from Laura, who "noped!" her way out of Target in E16: Defile High Club. Erin recounts the time she discovered Facebook filters and her likeness to "hot Jesus." Nicole learns from a new fan she's the one with the cackle. And after a story about a snake, they finally (and begrudgingly) get to the topic of this episode: Bigfoot (aka Sasquatch). Believe it or not (not), there's a lot to be said about this giant, stinking, elusive, possibly female creature.

Jun 28 2017

1hr 5mins

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Rank #6: E33: This is a Vintage Fendi Casa

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Most cults are oppressive, sad and poor. This cult is oppressive and sad, but it's rich, bitch! In fact, it's so wealthy, their estate in Northern California has a fully functioning restaurant, museum, amphitheater and winery! For a cult that keeps thinking the end of the world is coming, it seems a bit much. Also, Erin does the snake oil salesman voice again, and Nicole laughs.

Oct 11 2017

1hr 8mins

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Rank #7: E19: Rumplestitzspringa

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Unemployment, Bill Cosby, Sloppy Joes, Warm Milk, Meth - this episode has it all. Kind of like Rumspringa, the time in an Amish kid's life when they leave the farm and head for the bowling alleys of Pennsylvania or Ohio or wherever. You thought Erin and Nicole hated talking about Sasquatch? You haven't heard this episode!

Jul 05 2017

1hr 4mins

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Rank #8: E81: OM. MY. GAH. Is This Another Sex Cult!?

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You know it is! But this one is special. Usually, cults have some talk of a god or aliens or chakras to mask the sex stuff. But not this one - this cult is all business. Seriously, it might also be a pyramid scheme. This cult moves straight from walking in the door to "Orgasmic Meditation" to getting people to spend thousands of dollars without batting an eyelash. They are hardworking little clit cadets!

Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss One Taste, the Orgasmic Meditation Cult!

Sep 12 2018

1hr 9mins

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Rank #9: E26: Beyond the Wall

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Erin and Nicole would have loved to go beyond the wall for this episode, Game of Thrones style. Instead, they're talking about a different, less impressive wall. Still, it IS made out of ice. But it stands a mere 125 feet tall. Scalable in 10 minutes or less by any wildling worth their salt. Oh, and it's not guarded by the likes of Jon Snow and the Night's Watch. Oh no. It's most likely guarded by the equivalent of a band of wights who are stoned on the pot. Oh right, and this wall encompasses the flat Earth in an elaborate conspiracy theory about the Earth not being round. Sorry, did I forget that part up top? As always, it's an adventure. So sit back and let the jingle jangle of ice cubes, along with the cackle of Erin and Nicole's laughter, sooth you into a one-sided rant about people not believing in science or NASA or the Earth's rotation.

Aug 23 2017

1hr 6mins

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Rank #10: E45: Friend or Faux?

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A new year means new beginnings! You might want to use this time to reflect on the year ahead, making thoughtful and deliberate choices that lead you to accomplish goals you’ve set for yourself. But, why?! You can have any life you choose right now. RIGHT. NOW. Just change your name, start collecting art, commit a couple of felonies, sprinkle in a little charm, affect a vaguely European accent annnnnnd Eaty Pateety! You're American royalty! Join Erin and Nicole as they recount the life and life and life and times of THE Clark Rockefeller (no, that’s not his real name).

Jan 03 2018

1hr 21mins

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Rank #11: E127: Drop It Like It's Not

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There's an age-old, summer tradition in the Netherlands where young, pre-teen children are dumped off in the forest and have to find their way back to civilization. Except, maybe there isn't? I mean, there is, but it sounds like camping? Join Erin and Nicole this week as they discuss the New York Times profile on the Dutch "tradition" of Dropping.

Jul 31 2019

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Rank #12: E94: Water Slide, Slaughter Slide

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Rumor has it, there was a water park in the average state of New Jersey that let you swing like Tarzan into a pool of water, shoot tennis balls at people's faces and do a full vertical loop on a waterslide. Erin and Nicole are here to tell you that ain't no myth: that's Action Park Babaaaay! Join the ladies as they recount the history of this water park, why it got shut down in the 90s (spoiler alert: LAW SUITS) and why it came back.

Dec 12 2018

1hr 2mins

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Rank #13: E129: Hail Satan!

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This week, the satanic rituals are plentiful as Erin and Nicole finally dig into the cultural phenomenon that is the Satanic Panic. It's like the Salem Witch Trials, but with more hairspray.

Aug 14 2019

1hr 13mins

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Rank #14: E102: Farmland Fyre

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With the release of two new documentaries (one on Netflix and one on Hulu), the Fyre Festival has once again* found its way to DTFU. Except this time, Erin and Nicole used it as a jumping off point to discuss the sh*t-show of a music festival that started it all: Woodstock. Gas up your VW bus, sunscreen those tiddies and let it all hang out as we time travel back to 1969, man!

*Mentioned in Episode 11, "Pyramid Royale," and Episode 77, "A Grift from the Gods."

Feb 06 2019

1hr 18mins

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Rank #15: E141: Killdozer

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What were you doing in 2004? Erin and Nicole were flat-ironing their swoopy bangs and apparently not watching the news. Otherwise they would have seen a very interesting story about a man who bulldozed an entire town in a makeshift Transformer. Join our Dudes as they discuss this week's topic: Killdozer.

Nov 06 2019

1hr 5mins

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Rank #16: E30: Heliummmmm, this was a Bad Idea

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What do the City of Cleveland, Pennywise the Clown and 1986 have in common? There's no punchline here, but this episode will try to tie these loose ends together. Join Erin and Nicole as they rehash the excitement leading up to and the slightly tragic unfolding of the events of the 1986 Cleveland Balloon Fest. This one is one for the books! (Although, not the Guinness Book of World Records, but that's a very sore subject so let's drop it. K, THX.)

Sep 20 2017

52mins

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Rank #17: E80: What Do We Do With (Nep)al This Sh*t?!

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Today, Erin and Nicole discuss a very serious issue facing Mt. Everest.  Perhaps you already know there are bodies strewn about, frozen mile markers for hopeful climbers. But what you may not know is that Mt. Everest is also covered in sh*t. Not figurative sh*t, like garbage or broken equipment, though that's there too. Literally every person who has ever made it their number one goal to climb her, has left behind a number two. That means poop. Mt. Everest is covered in poop.

Visit www.DTFUPodcast.com for more information!

Sep 05 2018

57mins

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Rank #18: E29: Chicken Cordon Flu

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Do the ladies have to say it again?! Wash. Your. Hands! In this episode, Erin and Nicole time travel back to New York City circa 1900. Did you know there was no running water and the streets were covered with doo doo pudding?! It's no wonder everyone got sick. But one woman in particular was responsible for infecting a buncha rich people with Typhoid Fever. So much so, they named her Typhoid Mary. (Hint: she never escaped THAT nickname...)

Sep 13 2017

1hr 3mins

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Rank #19: E31: Cool Story, Brahe.

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This week's topic seemed innocuous enough...until Erin and Nicole started talking about it! There's no subject these two ladies (and "ladies" is not used ironically here, but I see why you might think that) can't bring back to body parts and/or fluids. Only DTFU Podcast can take a topic as boring as an astronomer from the 16th century, and find a way to circle back to dirty deeds. Silent-laugh along with Erin and Nicole as they discuss the minimally interesting accomplishments, but extremely interesting pets, of Tycho Brahe!

Sep 27 2017

1hr 3mins

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Rank #20: E104: Sex-Sea Times

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In the 1960s, scientists realized dolphins were highly intelligent creatures. Research labs worked hard to develop communication with dolphins, even trying to teach them the English language. But no one put in more work than Margaret Howe Lovatt. She was very hands on. And that's a hint to one of the f****d up things about Margaret's work in the tank. Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss Margaret, her boss Dr. Lilly, his wife Mary and their main subject: Peter the dolphin.

Feb 19 2019

1hr 3mins

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E191: Nordstrom Torture Rack

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Erin and Nicole aren't 100%, but they think they've landed on the main reason anyone would consent to Russ McKamey torturing them in his "extreme haunt" experience: it has to be a sexual fetish, right? Why else would you want to visit McKamey Manor?! The name promises terry cloth bathrobes and a mint on your pillow, but it delivers a near drowning in a dirty bathtub and a helmet full of diarrhea water.

SHOW INFORMATION
Hosted and produced by Nicole Mackie and Erin Saul, as part of the Whohaha Podcast Network
Merch: Dude, That’s F****d Up Store
Patreon: Patreon.com/DTFUPodcast
Facebook Page: @DFTUPodcast
Facebook Group: Listeners of Dude, That's F****d Up
Instagram: @DTFUPodcast
Twitter: @DTFUPodcast
YouTube: DTFUPodcast
Website: DTFUPodcast.com
Email: DTFUPodcast@gmail.com
Music: The Hands of Stone
Artwork: Brad Walters Design
Subscribe: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Podcasts

Oct 21 2020

1hr 8mins

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E190: Scream Queen (Mary)

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This week, Erin and Nicole curtsey for the Queen as they discuss her royal frightness, the (allegedly) haunted Queen Mary! But the Queen's herstory is so much more than some greasy ghosts- she was an old Hollywood celebrity cruise liner, a WWII transport and now she's a hotel and a bunch of restaurants. She's seen some sh*t, but she's still regal as f*ck.

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SHOW INFORMATION
Hosted and produced by Nicole Mackie and Erin Saul, as part of the Whohaha Podcast Network
Merch: Dude, That’s F****d Up Store
Patreon: Patreon.com/DTFUPodcast
Facebook Page: @DFTUPodcast
Facebook Group: Listeners of Dude, That's F****d Up
Instagram: @DTFUPodcast
Twitter: @DTFUPodcast
YouTube: DTFUPodcast
Website: DTFUPodcast.com
Email: DTFUPodcast@gmail.com
Music: The Hands of Stone
Artwork: Brad Walters Design
Subscribe: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Podcasts

Oct 14 2020

1hr 3mins

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E189: Murder Squad Boy Band

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How many times can one person survive a murder attempt? If you're Michael Malloy of the Bronx, the answer is five! Was he some sort of super human, because only superheroes have as many names as this guy! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the very true crime story of Mike the Durable aka Iron Mike aka Rasputin of the Bronx, and the gang of villainous idiots that took his life.

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SHOW INFORMATION
Hosted and produced by Nicole Mackie and Erin Saul, as part of the Whohaha Podcast Network
Merch: Dude, That’s F****d Up Store
Patreon: Patreon.com/DTFUPodcast
Facebook Page: @DFTUPodcast
Facebook Group: Listeners of Dude, That's F****d Up
Instagram: @DTFUPodcast
Twitter: @DTFUPodcast
YouTube: DTFUPodcast
Website: DTFUPodcast.com
Email: DTFUPodcast@gmail.com
Music: The Hands of Stone
Artwork: Brad Walters Design
Subscribe: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Podcasts

Oct 07 2020

1hr 15mins

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E188: Census Deadline

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U.S. listeners, Wednesday, September 30th is the deadline to fill out the census! Since you've probably already done it because you're excellent, knock on Erin and Nicole's door for some "fun" - that's in quotes because you know that's DTFU code for f****ed up - facts about the U.S. Census. (And a bunch of ranting about our judicial system. Sorry, I tried to stop them.)

Are you registered to vote in the U.S? Go to vote.org to make sure you're all set for November 3rd!

Sep 30 2020

1hr 2mins

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E187: A Bop It Iz Not

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There is nothing worse than hearing your favorite song as a "Kidz Bop," unless Erin and Nicole are, and I use this term loosely, "singing" it. In this episode, our dudes discuss the passion-project turned Kidz Bop record label, that eventually ruined popular music for the world's children.

Sep 23 2020

1hr 19mins

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E186: One Eighty Six Question Mark

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Nobody could have predicted Erin and Nicole would get caught up in this rapture, not even Anita Baker. But especially not Harold Camping: author, founding member of Family Radio, host of the long running program "Open Forum" and multi-failed end of times predictor.

Sep 16 2020

1hr 12mins

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E185: Casarrhea

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South Park is known for being absurd, which is perhaps why people aren't aware Casa Bonita (Season 7, Episode 11) is a real-life place. In this episode, Erin and Nicole explore Eric Cartman's favorite place, and manifest a future visit to this eatertainment establishment.

Sep 09 2020

1hr 13mins

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E184: No More Batmans

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Here in the U.S, we're approaching a presidential election during a pandemic, which means we'll have to rely heavily on mail-in ballots. Which makes it extra sh*tty that the USPS is currently under attack. We need a hero! (But please, no more Batmans.) Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss a real Hero, Stagecoach Mary, who happened to be the first Black woman to work for the USPS and an all around legend. (We apologize in advance for all of the singing.)

If you'd like to join our virtual NARAL Pro-Choice America post carding party on September 6th, you can find more information at www.dtfupodcast.com!

Kimberly Jones, @kimberlylatricejones on IG, is an activist and author. Support her through donations or buy merch at kimjoneswrites.com.

Sep 02 2020

1hr 13mins

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E183: Raggedy Ann's Revenge

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As if we this year weren't enough, there's an evil doll on the loose? That's right, this week Erin and Nicole are talking about the rumor that the Annabelle Doll escaped from the Warren's Occult Museum. Well, not really, because that specific conversation is pretty brief (spolier: she didn't), but they DO talk about the history of the doll and whether or not her raggedy ass is really possessed.

Aug 26 2020

1hr

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E182: Pre-Phone Phony Phone Call

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Erin and Nicole hate pranks (they're mean-spirited!), so they're glad it's seemingly harder to prank people these days, what with caller ID and working from home. But there was a time long before the internet was invented, and before the telephone was in every home, when it was very, very easy to prank people in big ways. And a young man by the name of Horace de Vere Cole was seriously taking advantage of just how easy it was.

Aug 19 2020

1hr 5mins

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E181: MothMa(i)n(e)

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Erin hates moths, so tell us why she picked this week's topic? Clearly, quarantining is getting to us all. In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss the Brown Tail Moth, which is currently terrorizing parts of New England with its loose hairs.

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If you'd like to join our virtual NARAL Pro-Choice America post carding party on September 6th, you can find more information at www.dtfupodcast.com!

Aug 12 2020

58mins

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E180: Extra Strength Cylenol

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Did you know that before 1982, you could open a pill bottle without a hacksaw?! Can you imagine all the milliseconds you saved? But on the other hand, your pills might be poison. In this episode, Erin and Nicole talk about the Tylenol Murders and Johnson & Johnson's huge, but appropriate, response to the poisonings.

Aug 05 2020

1hr 8mins

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E179: Dude'Squatch II (HERFFtastic Boogaloo)

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You'd think Erin and Nicole would run out of Yeti-type cryptids to talk sh*t about, but they haven't reached that point just yet! This episode is all about the "Sheepsquatch," which resides in the TNT area (Mothman's 'hood!) and probably has a weird d*ck. It's part Sasquatch, after all.

Jul 29 2020

1hr 6mins

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E178: Sybil of a Down

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What if Paul Revere was a 16 year old girl, but rode 2x the distance to warn people the British were coming? Well, then he'd be the Metal AF Sybil Ludington! Join Erin and Nicole as they recount how lil' Sybil looked at Paul's ride, said "meh," and showed him how it's done!

Quick reminder: we have a LIVE SHOW this week, July 24th at 5:30pm PDT on YouTube! For tickets and information, visit www.dtfupodcast.com! 100% of ticket sales will benefit The Marsha P. Johnson Institute (www.marshap.org) and Dignity and Power Now (www.dignityandpowernow.org)!

Jul 22 2020

1hr

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E177: Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Pneumatic Tubes

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There was a time in the early 2000s, when the denim flowed like wine, and chocolate fountains were a backseat accessory. That's right, Erin and Nicole are revved up on all things Pimp My Ride this week. It's truly one of MTV's highest achievements...meaning, they must have been high when they thought a light up dance floor added value to a minivan.

Jul 15 2020

1hr 8mins

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E176: Treasure C*nt

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Where to start this week...ok, there's a rich guy who wrote a poem to lead people to some treasure he buried in the Rocky Mountains. Mind you, the poem is only 5 stanzas and the Rocky Mountains are 3,000 miles. Join Erin and Nicole as they try to pinpoint where Forrest Fenn's Treasure was hidden, if it even WAS hidden, and the many other f****d up aspects surrounding this topic. (Hint: the treasure may or may not be stolen indigenous artifacts.)

Jul 08 2020

55mins

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E175: Loaded Skins

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There's a warning at the start of this episode, but I'll say it here too: you might want to abstain from eating during this week's episode. Erin and Nicole get pretty graphic talking about a form of cannibalism practiced into the 1960s by the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. So, maybe listen after lunch, and learn all about how the practice of funerary cannibalism led to "Kuru," or "The Laughing Disease."

Jul 01 2020

56mins

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E174: Our Family Trouble

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"Our family trouble" could allude to a lot of things: an unwanted pregnancy, a racist uncle, a recipe for ambrosia salad. But it's not, it's this week's topic! Erin and Nicole somehow find an hour's worth of content with The Bell Witch (aka the Bell's family trouble)!

Jun 24 2020

1hr 2mins

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E173: That'll Do, Pig

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Here's a little behind the scenes tidbit: this episode was supposed to be a Patreon bonus episode, but the conversation was too relevant not to post as a regular episode. Also, Erin and Nicole want everyone to know what a POS Nathan Bedford Forrest was. Maybe you haven't heard of him? Real quick, not only was Forrest a Confederate Army General (aka a LOSER), he was also the first Grand Wizard of the KKK (yep, that checks out). And guess what? There are a LOT of statues, parks, schools and the like STILL named after this racist taint. Like, right now, in 2020. Shouldn't we take down and/or rename that crap, along with all of the other statues, parks, schools, army bases, etc that celebrate any of this country's long line of racist, old sh*tbags?!

Jun 17 2020

1hr

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E172: Engaging Idiots

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The title of this week's episode COULD refer to Nicole's quest to educate her family members and old high school friends on the Black Lives Matter movement, but really, it refers to this week's topic. Our Dudes had to pick something dumb - they just had to. So make your best surprised face (and subsequent disappointed face) as they share with you some of the worst engagement stories they could find on the internet.

Jun 10 2020

51mins

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iTunes Ratings

360 Ratings
Average Ratings
319
14
8
6
13

So funny!

By Mel K674 - Jan 18 2020
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Like listening to conversations with my best friend.

Super Fun

By CateBob - Jan 02 2020
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I love this podcast! Erin and Nicole are hilarious and their topics are always interesting.