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Crap Kids Watch

Melissa and Gary are parents who have had a bit too much screen time. Follow along as they watch and review the good, the bad and the downright ridiculous programming for children.Follow them on Insta... Read more

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Ranked #1

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Episode 13 - Curious George (Mother's Day Surprise)

Episode 13 - Curious George (Mother's Day Surprise)

This week we look into the age old question that's been haunting society for decades. Can the man in the yellow hat get... Read more

13 May 2023

29mins

Ranked #2

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Episode 12 - Steve and Maggie "Spooky Songs and Stories"

Episode 12 - Steve and Maggie "Spooky Songs and Stories"

Special guests, Vincent and Gia, get scared silly by Steve and Maggie. ALERT: There will be yelling.

14 Apr 2023

36mins

Ranked #3

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Episode 11 - Little People "The Junk's Not Trash"

Episode 11 - Little People "The Junk's Not Trash"

Today we hitch a ride to Discovery City. Did we Uber? Did we drive? Or did we just get in a stranger's trash truck? ... Read more

26 Mar 2023

28mins

Ranked #4

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Episode 10 - Team Umizoomi "Cuckoo Bears"

Episode 10 - Team Umizoomi "Cuckoo Bears"

Gary and Melissa go to Chuck-E-Cheese, but first Umi City, to watch the greatest band there ever was, There will be mat... Read more

19 Feb 2023

29mins

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Ranked #5

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Episode 9 - Yo Gabba Gabba! "Shopping"

Episode 9 - Yo Gabba Gabba! "Shopping"

Gary and Melissa come alive with our five new best friends. Vincent gives a special guest appearance in our intro. And... Read more

21 Jan 2023

38mins

Ranked #6

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Episode 8 - Baymax! "Kiko"

Episode 8 - Baymax! "Kiko"

Melissa and Gary are back! We get satisfied with our service as we travel into the world of Baymax! Back pain, lollipo... Read more

30 Dec 2022

20mins

Ranked #7

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Episode 7 - Octonauts "The Sea Pigs"

Episode 7 - Octonauts "The Sea Pigs"

Melissa and Gary dive into the trenches with our good friend, Jenny! What the hell is a sea pig? Professor Jenny teach... Read more

27 Aug 2022

44mins

Ranked #8

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Episode 6 - Mickey Mouse Clubhouse "Goofy Babysitter"

Episode 6 - Mickey Mouse Clubhouse "Goofy Babysitter"

Melissa and Gary get Goofy AF with Mickey and the gang. This episode makes us want a hot dog real bad.

28 Jul 2022

41mins

Ranked #9

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Episode 5 - PinkFong "Baby Shark / Yes, Yes, Potty Party!

Episode 5 - PinkFong "Baby Shark / Yes, Yes, Potty Party!

Melissa and Gary go under the sea and into the potty with PinkFong himself.

30 May 2022

39mins

Ranked #10

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Episode 4 - Thomas & Friends "Thomas Gets Tricked / Edward Helps Out"

Episode 4 - Thomas & Friends "Thomas Gets Tricked / Edward Helps Out"

Gary and Melissa are all aboard with their special guest, Sean! Will the three of them get shunted or make it all the w... Read more

10 Apr 2022

58mins

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