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Bertie Botts Podcasts

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5 of The Best Podcast Episodes for Bertie Botts. A collection of podcasts episodes with or about Bertie Botts, often where they are interviewed.

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5 of The Best Podcast Episodes for Bertie Botts. A collection of podcasts episodes with or about Bertie Botts, often where they are interviewed.

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Ekel-Box, Slime und Bertie Botts Bohnen - #67 Ihh, ist das eklig. Aber warum?

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Feb 13 2020 · 25mins
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Chapter 10 - Alice vs Bertie Botts

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Hermione Granger can make friends too. Billius and Alice both have friends. Yeah. They Do. That's their stories and they are sticking to it. Alice and Billius discuss the Halloween Feast while Alice eats Billius's Bertie Botts.

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Jul 09 2018 · 25mins
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88: The Harry Potter Episode | Bertie Botts | Fantastic Beasts | Chocolate Frogs | Butterbeer | Pumpkin Spice Mocha

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Welcome to the Harry Potter episode of The Real Brian Show! From beginning to end, front to back, this is Harry Potter through and through We're drinking butterbeer, eating chocolate frogs (or nuance chocolate...), talking about our favorite (and least favorite) Harry Potter things. Basically, if you love Harry Potter, you're going to have a blast joining in this week.

In This Episode
  • Introductions all around!
  • What does Harry Potter mean to you?
  • Favorite characters! Least favorite characters!
  • Taste testing Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
Harry Potter

If there was ever a conversation I wish I could have been a part of, it was this one! Harry Potter is such a unique book series in how so many different people from so many walks of life can connect to it in different various stages of life. In one of the most powerful world-building series ever written, we can completely lose ourselves to a story of misfits, of outcasts, and of severe friendship.

So because I want to join in on the fun, here are some of my favorite Harry Potter things!

  • Book: & the Prisoner of Azkaban (because we're introduced to Sirius Black and Harry learns the truth about who betrayed his parents. And there's time travel.)
  • Movie: ugh. If I had to choose one I like... Prisoner of Azkaban. It's the least awkward. And there's time travel.
  • Primary Character: Hermione. Duh. Book smart, goofy, she does her thing and always does what she says she's going to do.
  • Secondary Character: Remus Lupin. It's almost a toss up between Remus and Sirius, but in some odd ways I identify with Remus... and he's such an integral part to Harry's education (and continuing education)
  • Subject: if I could enroll in Hogwarts, I would spend all of my time in Transfiguration. That is so friggin' cool.

...And my least favorites

  • Book: & the Sorcerer's Stone. It's just oddly written. If JKR was given a chance to produce a "second edition", I hope she'd focus on that one and clean it up.
  • Movie: just one? Uhm. Whenever Dan Radcliffe started drinking. Was that the 4th or the 5th? I also dislike the ones before he started drinking.
  • Primary Character: is it possible to hate a primary character? I guess in the movies I dislike Harry.
  • Secondary Character: Vernon Dursley. The fact that he was an abuser was never addressed, which is totally fine... but what a rotten person who never got what was coming to him. It was only because Harry was who he was that he even survived.
  • Subject: Divination. It's a wooly subject.

Interestingly, even though these books came out when I was a kid, I didn't read them until I was in college. I remember sitting in the cafeteria with a friend who was telling me about these "Harry Potter" books. The sixth book had just come out and she was in fits. I told her that I didn't know what she was talking about, but I wasn't planning on reading them, so she told me what happened at the end of book six. (And we all know what happened at the end.) Well, months later when I actually picked up the books and read them... I totally forgot about that conversation until maybe a chapter before IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. It didn't ruin it for me, I just started crying a couple chapters earlier.

Share your favorite Harry Potter memories, characters, movies or books in the comments!

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Oct 27 2017 · 1hr 1min
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83: HasBen and Jackwagons! | Batfleck | Bertie Botts | Toys R Us | IKEA | Helping the Homeless | Elf on a Shelf | Fall | Water Sucks

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Happy Fall Y'all! Brian and The Nightfox are back with another Superhero Friday installment to kick off what appears to be a glorious weekend ahead. It is only by listening that you'll truly understand the featured topic of discussion: HasBen and Jackwagons! But we've got a well-rounded discussion for you, ranging from Batfleck to Toys R Us to helping the homeless.

In case you missed it, this Monday we released an awesome interview with Jonathan of Harbinger Coffee. If you love coffee, love passionate people, or love stories about growing a small business, this interview has a lot to offer and we highly recommend you check it out.

In This Episode
  • Fall is upon us!
  • Allergies
  • Arrow Squad MERCH!
  • Toys R Us is filing for bankruptcy!
  • Let's talk about the homeless
HasBen and Jackwagons

In the last week I, your TRBS commentator, found a couple things that I just can't keep to myself. I've been on a recipe-trying spree and finding a ton of great keepers, but every once in a while I try that overly-simple-but-just-can't-not recipe that turns out to be a diamond in the rough. I love grilled cheese sandwiches, but this week I switched it up just a bit because... it's autumn, and things are changing.

What you need:

  • 2 slices of your favorite grilled cheese bread
  • cheese
  • apple
  • bacon (already cooked thoroughly)
  • honey mustard (or just mustard)

What you do:

  • Lightly toast the bread, coat "insides" in butter
  • Layer: bread, mustard, cheese, apple, bacon, cheese, cheese
  • FRY IT UP! Let that cheese melt.
  • Eat immediately

Super easy. Super quick. And super yummy. Try it. Tell me what you think.

The second awesome thing I found this week was a Spotify playlist called Acoustic covers. There is a lot of music out there I hate because the whole song is taken over by auto tune, electronic sounds, and vocal dubbing. This playlist is filled with talented artists who take OK songs and really emphasize vocals and beautiful melodies. If this sounds cool... check it out.

Sep 29 2017 · 1hr 3mins
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#8: Bertie Botts ryska roulette

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Johanna har tagit med sig godisbönorna från helvetet för att smaktesta tillsammans med resten av gänget. Utöver det pratas det om den samhällskritiska filmen Dear White People, Quentin Tarantinos hämndfantasier, den australienska skräckisen The Babadook och... ja... vi pratar egentligen bara om filmer i det här avsnittet. Det blir inte mer spännande än så.
Mar 05 2015 · 1hr 28mins