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Dougie Almeida

8 Podcast Episodes

Latest 1 Oct 2022 | Updated Daily

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Aug 31, 2022 with Dougie Almeida & ”The Rev” Bob Levy

Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

TODAY'S TOPICS  COMEDY TALK: RECENT BEST SHOW! / CROWD WORK / FEATURING VS HEADLINER PROS & CONS / CLEAN & DIRTY LET ME ASK YOU: BIDEN STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BILL, GOOD OR BAD? WHAT IS WORSE, SEA LEVELS RISING OR SPACE JUNK? TODAY'S FUNNY HEADLINES  "British firefighters rescue man with hand stuck in sofa", "Hong Kong is trialing ground-level signal lights so pedestrians can see them while browsing smartphones", "Hundreds bare it all, or just a little, during the Philly Naked Bike Ride", "AI uncovers thousands of hidden pools in France", "6-year-old ‘regularly’ given Smirnoff Ices says it helps him sleep, Ohio sheriff says", & "Man 'Chopped Off' His Own Penis While Dreaming About 'Slaughtering a Goat' THANKS FOR LISTENING!


1 Sep 2022

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S3 Ep81: Season 3 | Episode 81 | Dougie Almeida

Off the Rails Podcast

This week we are joined by stand-up comic, actor, comedian, podcast host, Dougie Almeida!!! We talk squid game alarm clock, soaking, monkey sperm, an obscene bush, we gotta call Roy for one of these, kids toy, new fetish, Kanya west, Spain’s king rule, no more upskirts, men crying stoned ape theory, cocaine hippos, the shwag defense, and a 30% chance of a sex robots!


29 Oct 2021

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S3 Ep80: Season 3 | Episode 80 | Dougie Almeida

Off the Rails Podcast

This week we are joined by stand-up comic, actor, comedian, podcast host, Dougie Almeida! Tom delivers on his bad joke monologue, William has a new rant today, and of course we get to put our guest on the hot seat!

1hr 1min

26 Oct 2021

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#16 - Dougie Almeida

I did this instead of killing myself

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Dougie Almeida. Hailing from Queens, New York, Dougie spent most of his adult life as a corporate presenter for one of the largest financial planning firms in the country. His specialty was taking lifeless insurance presentations and transforming them into works of comic art. Winner of Improv’s New Faces of Comedy & participant in various comedy festivals, like Laughing Skull Comedy Festival, Gilda’s Laugh Fest, SLO Comedy Festival, Laugh Your Asheville Comedy Fest. NOHO Comedy Fest. & Boston Comedy Festival. Semi Finalist in Cleveland Comedy Festival 2013, Laughlin Laughfest 2014 & Finalist in World Series of Comedy Main Event 2015. Dougie has also appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on the segment, “Wall of America”. Dougie recently relocated to Greenville, SC, and we’re fortunate to have him in town. I hope you enjoy getting to know Dougie! https://www.instagram.com/dougiedangerous/ https://dougiealmeida.com/ https://www.facebook.com/DougieDangerous

1hr 23mins

9 Aug 2021

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Aug 25, 2020 with Dougie Almeida, Vince Cecere & Dustin Chafin

Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Will New York City & LA Survive?, PREPARE FOR WORLD OF LAWLESSNESS, KFC Drops “Finger Licking Good” Slogan after 64 Years, “What Should Replace It?", Jerry Falwell Jr, Cuckled His Wife with a Pool Boy & Truck Size Asteroid May Hit Day Before the Election. Word of the Day "Cuckle" Joke Write Headlines "Man punches great white shark to save wife: 'You just react', "Berlin brothels reopen after lockdown, but no sex allowed", "Husband discovers wife's affair after spotting her in the act on Google Maps", "30-year-old stash of beer and gum found in library's mystery section", "California city hunting aggressive turkey that forced park closure", & "Danbury, Connecticut names sewage plant after John Oliver" Thanks for Listening & Please Like our Facebook Fan Page www.facebook.com/dougiedangerous Where you can watch our show LIVE Weekly on Tues 8pm est

1hr 10mins

26 Aug 2020

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July 14, 2020 with Dougie Almeida, Joseph Donofrio & Dave Siegel

Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Show Opens with discussions on: WILL COMEDY SURVIVE COVID, WILL PRO SPORTS SURVIVE COVID & RACIAL DIVIDE?,Boycotts / Goya & Five Guys, & In lieu of Jada Pinkett Cheating on Will Smith, What is your worst cheating story, either the cheater or the cheated. Word of the Day: ENTANGLEMENT Then It's Time for "Joke Write" Today's guest compete to write the best joke using these stories from the headlines: "Man stacks 485 Jenga blocks in Guinness record-breaking tower", "Martial artist completes 152 knee strikes wearing 11-pound weight", "Jacket loaned to friend with $75,000 winning lotto ticket in pocket", "Cat rescued after two weeks with head stuck in plastic jar" & "Naked Cowboy chased off by NYC protesters who say he was 'antagonizing' at City Hall" Thanks for Listening

1hr 16mins

16 Jul 2020

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Jun 4, 2020 with Dougie Almeida & Minda

Wake Up Late with Dougie Show

Show Opens with Dougie & Minda discussing, racism, nurture vs nature, personal responsibility, ideas on what can be done to stop bad cops, Drew Brees should have just kept quiet, & Much More!! Straight From the Headlines "Australian man acquitted after 2 allegedly enter wrong home with machetes for 'sexual fantasy,' scare stranger", "Pennsylvania woman allegedly kept grandma's corpse in freezer for 15 years, collected Social Security checks", & "Gibraltar moves to protect its monkeys against coronavirus Thanks For Listening

1hr 18mins

5 Jun 2020

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#StupidQuestionsToYourself with Comedians Shaun Jones & Dougie Almeida

Open Mic Rejects

The rejects have two hilarious comedians in studio today, Shaun Jones & Dougie Almeida! They read their favorite tweets from the #StupidQuestionsToYourself game before discussing "off limits" hashtag ideas. Unseen movie review: Glass & The Standoff at Sparrow Creek  As always, we bring the show home with an enthusiastic round of celebrity genocide! Follow us @Todd_Gillett @CRParsonsComedy @OpenMicRejects @RickShawTweets @comicshaunjones @dougiedangerous 


17 Jan 2019