Jordan Morris

Our old pal Jordon Morris is back to tackle another early 90s summer action flick, Demolition Man. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Fan favorite Jordan Morris is back and he's moved to a bungalow! Will his friends still hang out with him now that he's no longer in the center of town? Niccole Thurman joins us for the first time and she's audition-fresh. She's also tired of all of you not returning texts. After basically giving a TED talk on how to let online negativity roll off, I'm consumed by some ridiculous online drama that's still bothering me. Plus we try to guess what foods a not-so-young Tony Thaxton wouldn't eat. And we do a round of Just Me Or Everyone! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This episode is brought to you by: BLOOMSCAPE: http://bloomscape.com (use promo code Alison to get 15% off orders of $100 or more) DAME: http://dameproducts.com/alison (for 10% off) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

On this week’s episode of Allocation Disorder, Paul and Sam discuss Thierry Henry’s departure from Montréal and what it means for Club de Foot. They also analyze the impact of Jordan Morris’ recent knee injury, chat about the United States’ provisional Olympic roster, and sink their respective teeth into the status of various roster builds from across MLS.Sponsors!Wealthfront! Get your first $5000 managed for free FOR LIFE right now at wealthfront.com/TSSVuori! Visit vuoriclothing.com/TSS to receive 20% off your first purchase and free shipping on any US order over $75!Artifact! Head on over to heyartifact.com/valentines and use the promo code in this episode (you have to listen to find it!) to save $40 off your first order! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jackie Johnson is back from Texas and it was both magical and truly miserable. Jordan Morris is here and he might soon become my neighbor. Daniel stops by for a little while to talk about his experience in the Tucson Boys Chorus. And I am flummoxed regarding masklessness. Plus sea shanties, video games and more! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by: CBDMD: http://cbdmd.com use promo code ALISON for 25% off SOULCYCLE: http://mysoulcyclebike.com/bestfriend (use promo code bestfriend to get a pair of free at-home select cycling shoes with your purchase). You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Alie Ward is here and she just got engaged! Jordan Morris is here and he's so svelte! Tony's new friend still has his balls but not for long. I'm suffering through something embarrassing and so is my family but speaking of dogs, Wendy has hit her goal weight. Once again I forgot to close an email loop, Alie has thoughts, all of us have multiple sphincters and Jordan is mad at passwords. Plus Just Me Or Everyone! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by: BROOKLINEN: http://brooklinen.com (Get $25 off when you spend $100 or more plus free shipping when you use promo code BESTFRIEND) APOSTROPHE: http://apostrophe.com/bestfriend (use code bestfriend for $15 off) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Paul and Sam open this week's episode of Allocation Disorder (presented by Miami Fingalicking) with a quick update on the CBA situation before turning their attention to the MLS SuperDraft, Jordan Morris' upcoming move to Swansea, and some MLS players that could move in the January transfer window.Sponsors!Blue Nile! Thinking of popping the question? Take a look at an incredible, limited-edition collection of diamond engagement rings at BlueNile.com!Four Sigmatic! Save up to 40% and get free shipping at FourSigmatic.com/tss! Artifact! Save $40 on your first Artifact with the code TSS40!Credible! Refinance your student loan debt at credible.com/TSS and Credible will give you a $200 gift card!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor and Joe take a look at some specific moments from a host of Americans who played in Europe this weekend - and one American who didn't play in Europe this weekend. Before that though, they talk about Jordan Morris' reported loan move to Swansea City! Jordan Morris to Swansea City? Brenden Aaronson debuts for Jesse Marsch's RB Salzburg Duane Holmes' status at Derby County (hint: Wayne Rooney's got things to say about Holmes) Matthew Hoppe scores again for Schalke - and shows an area of his game that he can improve Antonee Robinson's performance for Fulham Josh Sargent shows his creative side for Werder Bremen Sergiño Dest: should he be doing more for Barcelona? Yunus Musah dominates in the Copa del Rey with Valencia Christian Pulisic is moving like a Berhalter winger while playing as a Chelsea winger Sponsors!Blue Nile! Thinking of popping the question? Take a look at an incredible, limited-edition collection of diamond engagement rings at BlueNile.com!Four Sigmatic! Save up to 40% and get free shipping at FourSigmatic.com/tss! Credible! Refinance your student loan debt at credible.com/TSS and Credible will give you a $200 gift card! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Bang! First goal for Gonzalo Higuain, three points for Inter Miami. Andrew, David and Charlie try to predict what’s to come for the former Juve man, then name their biggest signings of 2020 (so far). Plus, the guys examine Jordan Morris’ case for MLS MVP, ask what exactly NYCFC are going for after Alexandru Mitrita is loaned to Saudi Arabia, give Jeremy Ebobisse some USMNT love, name the worst team in MLS and hand out some midweek shout outs to Ayo Akinola, Winston Reid and the Union. Stick around for an interview with Kelvin Jones (Crew academy director) and Continental Award submissions in the mailbag. 4:57 – Gonzalo Higuain gets his first, many more to come 8:46 – Best signings of the offseason (so far) 18:08 – Is Jordan Morris the real MLS MVP? 24:31 – Soooooo what are NYCFC doing? 34:10 – Should managers get 2020 mulligans? 38:01 – Who is the worst team in MLS? 40:04 – Charlie Davies is a big fan of Ayo Akinola 49:46 – INTERVIEW: Kelvin Jones (Crew academy director) on developing players, coaches 1:05:12 – MAILBAG: Continental Awards, D-Mid snubs and Reyna trolls

Jordan Morris (Bubble, Earth to Ned) returns to talk about the famously difficult Battletoads with Nick and Heather! They talk about Rash, Zitz and Pimple, its tenure as a meme, the impossible levels and more!