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Pete Holmes

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Latest 24 Mar 2023 | Updated Daily

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Something's Burning - Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite Get Me To Go Vegan For 45 Minutes


Comedians Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite join me for some impression lessons, armchair therapy, and vegan meatloaf Follow Pete: https://www.instagram.com/peteholmes Follow Jonathan: https://www.instagram.com/jonathankite VEGAN MEATLOAF Onion Carrots Celery Garlic Chickpeas Breadcrumbs Flaxseed Nutritional yeast Soy sauce Ketchup 1. Add the chickpeas to a bowl and mash 2. Sauté the onions, carrots, celery, and garlic in olive oil 3. Add the sautéed vegetables and remaining ingredients. Stir to combine 4. Press the loaf mixture down into the pan. Cover with foil and bake for 30 min 5. In a small bowl, mix ketchup and soy sauce for the topping 6. After 30 minutes, remove foil and cover loaf with topping. Bake for 15 more min SESAME KALE Chopped kale Toasted sesame oil Garlic powder Salt Red pepper flakes Sesame seeds 1. Heat the sesame oil in a large pan, then toss in the kale 2. Add the salt, garlic, and red pepper flakes and cook for 5-7 min 3. Remove from heat, add sesame seeds, and serve MASHED CAULIFLOWER Cauliflower Garlic Almond Milk Salt and pepper 1. Bake cauliflower and garlic in oven for 30 min 2. Add cauliflower, almond milk, garlic, salt, and pepper to blender. Blend until smooth This episode is brought to you by Ship Station. Get a 60-day free trial at http://www.shipstation.com/burning Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For SOMTHING'S BURNING: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somet... For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/


1 Mar 2023

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"Show Me Nothingness" | Pete Holmes

Mind Under Matter

Pete Holmes is the host of the fantastic podcast 'You Made It Weird'.  Shane owes many of his fans to his appearances on his show. Pete has combined spirituality and comedy like no one else.  If you have not seen Pete's show 'Crashing' on HBO, it is absolutely amazing! Always fun to talk about comedy, philosophy, wild stories, and pee-holes with ole Petey Boy. If you ever get a chance to see Pete live, he is one of the very best in the business https://peteholmes.com/ Listen anywhere you pod.  Watch on YT or Spotify Subscribe to my mailing list for tour updates! https://www.shanemauss.com/

1hr 29mins

28 Feb 2023

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Pete Holmes + Andrea Savage (Part 1)

Carolla Classics

1. Andrea Savage (2017)2. More Richard Belzer (2009)3. Pete Holmes (2016)Hosted by Chris Laxamana and Giovanni GiorgioSupport the show:Visit BlindsGalore.comVisit Geico.comRequest clips:Classics@adamcarolla.comTWITTER:https://twitter.com/chrislaxamanaINSTAGRAM:http://instagram.com/chris_laxamana https://instagram.com/giovannigiorgioWebsite: https://www.podcastone.com/carolla-classics

2hr 30mins

26 Feb 2023

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Crashing’s PETE HOLMES: Greenlight Yourself

Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

Pete Holmes (Crashing, You Made It Weird) joins us this week to share his triumphant story of going from existential desperation after a canceled late night show to traveling across the country to pitch Judd Apatow on what would go on to become HBO’s Crashing. After we clear the air with fart jokes and punderful bits, Pete opens up on the idea of embracing and acknowledging feelings that many people have a negative connotation of. We also talk about Star Wars cease and desists, spiritual training, and the joy and comfort in absurdity.Thank you to our Sponsors:🥬 Athletic Greens: athleticgreens.com/ioy❤️ Betterhelp: betterhelp.com/insde🥣 Magic Spoon: magicspoon.com/iou♨️ Conair: amzn.to/3BWJOaO⛑️ First Alert: firstalert.com/firepreventionmonth Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1hr 15mins

4 Oct 2022

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Ep. 456 – Whisper in the Heart w/ Parvati Markus & Pete Holmes

Mindrolling with Raghu Markus

Parvati Markus and Pete Holmes join Raghu to share stories from Parvati's new book, Whisper in the Heart, on the ongoing presence of Maharaj-ji. Parvati Markus is an author, a devotee of Neem Karoli Baba, and longtime friend of Ram Dass. She recently released the book, Whisper in the Heart: The Ongoing Presence of Neem Karoli Baba. Pete Holmes is a comedian, actor, writer, producer, and podcaster. You can listen to him on his podcast You Made It Weird. His book Comedy, Sex, God offers a comedic and autobiographical philosophical inquiry on living a spiritual life.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.


9 Sep 2022

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Pete Holmes: Paperback Pete and His Soft Body

Mike Birbiglia's Working It Out

(Recorded September 2021) Mike welcomes back one of our most beloved guests, Pete Holmes, to celebrate the paperback release of The New One. Pete has a lot to say about hardcovers, hardbodies, and how his father asks him questions just he so can answer them himself. Mike calls this "an expert's edition" of Working It Out because the slow round and the new material all swirl into one singular soft serve ice cream comedy cone.Please consider donating to The Center for Action and Contemplation


29 Aug 2022

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# 200 - Pete Holmes - Best of Gettin' Better

Gettin' Better with Ron Funches

Today, we are replaying our favorite episodes in this “Best of” series. On this episode, I sit down with Pete Holmes. We talk about cutting people out of your life, being 40, living your truth, anxiety, fasting, and how Pete is Gettin' Better.  Follow Pete Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/peteholmes Twitter: https://twitter.com/peteholmes Follow me on my Twitch channel for comedy nights, video games with friends, and more! https://www.twitch.tv/ron_funches Become a Patron at http://www.patreon.com/gettinbetterwithron and get perks like personal affirmations, shoutouts, hand written letters, tickets to my shows, and much more!  We have an Instagram! Give us a follow for classic clips and positive affirmations at @gettinbetterpodcast For all tour dates and merch go to http://www.ronfunches.com Don't forget to hit subscribe for weekly podcasts!

1hr 21mins

13 Jun 2022

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Ep 91: Pete Holmes

Cuddle Club with Lou Sanders

Potentially the best answer to best/worst/weirdest cuddle in this week’s episode with US stand-up and podcaster Pete Holmes.Listen to Pete’s podcast ‘You Made It Weird’. Follow Pete on Twitter and Instagram: @peteholmes Follow Cuddle Club on Twitter and Instagram: @CuddleClubPodWant to support Cuddle Club to make more episodes? Make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/cuddleclubRecorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design).Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/cuddleclub. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


13 May 2022

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#649 - Pete Holmes

About Last Night

Pete Holmes RETURNS! In this master class on silly, the "Crashing" creator and standup wizard stops by to talk Smurfs, Tony Robbins, Cookie fiascos, favorite bits, dream podcast guests, and his new CBS sitcom "HOW WE ROLL." Which airs the same night it comes out on Paramount Plus. Pete is one of a kind, and delivers every appearance! Today's show is no exception. Funny, kind, quick, honest, and hilarious. Enjoy this episode, check out his podcast YOU MADE IT WEIRD, and watch "How we Roll," on CBS! And follow Pete on IG @peteholmes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1hr 32mins

4 May 2022

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Pete Holmes: Massachusetts Kid

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kippy and Foley are joined by Pete Holmes! Its a hot one! Thanks for listening, Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbagePATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbagehttps://www.BoxOfAwesome.com Promo Code: GARBAGEhttps://www.athleticgreens.com/GARBAGEhttps://www.MVMT.com/Garbagehttps://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG

1hr 4mins

2 May 2022